Qin Yi found himself completely baffled, "Uncle Niu, what does handling your wife have to do with heating the kang bed-stove in June?"
"Are you dumb or sothing, kid?"
"Uh..."
Old Man Niu grinned, showing a set of yellow teeth, his smile was rather lewd, "What do you want to do when you’re hot?"
"Of course, I want to cool down."
"And how do you cool down?"
Qin Yi thought for a mont, "Take a cold shower."
Old Man Niu gaped, giving him a look like there was no hope for him.
"You silly kid, when you’re hot, the first instinct is obviously to take off your clothes. When a man and a woman are alone, wearing so little, anything can happen. Don’t you think?"
Qin Yi: "..."
Qin Yi felt as if a thousand alpacas had trampled over him, and a flock of crows was cawing over his head.
This Old Man Niu looks as honest as a log, who would’ve thought he’d be this sleazy... Could this be what people often say about soone being stealthily sinister?
Old Man Niu saw Qin Yi spacing out and hurriedly urged, "What are you still standing here for, kid? I’ve told you the way. This old man can only help you this far, the rest is up to you."
Qin Yi couldn’t help but chuckle wryly.
"Hurry up and go back, even though the night is long, ti flies when there are two people. Here, the dawn cos early, you must make good use of your ti."
Uncle Niu directly pushed Qin Yi back.
"Go back quickly, I’ll throw in so more wood for you guys."
Qin Yi hurriedly stepped in to block Old Man Niu, "Uncle Niu, thank you! If you add more fire, I fear you’ll have to handle my funeral tomorrow."
Old Man Niu tossed the corn stalk in his hand, "Fine, if you say no more fire, then no more fire. Hurry on now. A night of spring is worth a thousand gold, this old man won’t delay your ti any further."
Qin Yi couldn’t help but smile wryly and returned to the room.
Lan Jiaojiao was sweating from the heat and asked when she saw Qin Yi return, "What’s going on?"
Qin Yi, smiling wryly, recounted the whole situation!
Lan Jiaojiao widened her eyes and then her pretty face turned angry, "I never realized that such an honest-looking person could be so depraved. Indeed, there isn’t a single good man among you. Tell , did you plan this with Uncle Niu?"
Qin Yi: "..."
"Have you gone nuts? If I really had any thoughts about you, would I need to use such a tactic?"
Lan Jiaojiao thought about it and agreed, but still muttered under her breath, "n always think with their lower halves, regardless of age."
Qin Yi: "..."
"How am I supposed to sleep now? It’s so hot, I can’t possibly keep using energy to dispel the heat all night, can I?"
Qin Yi clasped his hands together, his fingers forming seals rapidly.
"Frost Flow!"
As Qin Yi’s words fell, crystalline white frost appeared on the floor and walls, instantly turning the room into a frosty world, and the temperature dropped sharply.
A cold wind swept across the room, dissipating all the heat.
Lan Jiaojiao was stunned, Qin Yi’s thods were astonishing indeed.
"Achoo..."
With the sudden shift from hot to cold, Lan Jiaojiao sneezed.
Qin Yi withdrew his hands and looked at her, teasingly saying, "Really? You’re at least in the early stage of Qi cultivation; catching a cold now?"
"Who’s catching a cold? It’s just that the sudden change from hot to cold made my nose uncomfortable."
Qin Yi walked over and opened the window wide, letting the warm air from outside co in, making the room feel like early spring and exceedingly comfortable.
Lan Jiaojiao said, "Qin, when are you going to teach a couple of tricks?"
Qin Yi didn’t even think before blurting out, "Not teaching!"
Lan Jiaojiao’s face froze, "I always thought of you as my close friend, you’re really stingy; what’s the harm in teaching a couple of moves? You have so many tricks up your sleeve."
Qin Yi’s mouth twitched, "And I always thought of you as my biological daughter."
"Dad, teach a couple of tricks!"
Qin Yi: "..."
"Lan Jiaojiao, where’s your bottom line?"
Lan Jiaojiao climbed into bed, resting her hands behind her head, "Being with you, I long forgot what a bottom line is."
Qin Yi was at a loss for words, blaming for your lack of a bottom line?
"Old Qin, don’t be stingy! Teach a couple of moves, for self-defense; otherwise, if I encounter danger next ti, you’ll have to rescue from thousands of miles away. You aren’t always going to have such good luck. Next ti, I might be gone forever—your most beautiful friend."
Qin Yi: "..."
"I’ll teach you when we get back!"
"Alright! I knew you’d co through, Old Qin! I always tell people, if you’re making friends, make friends with Qin; he’s as righteous as the heavens and the earth..."
"Five million!" Qin Yi interrupted Lan Jiaojiao mid-sentence, his mouth twitching.
Lan Jiaojiao turned her head to look at Qin Yi, full of disappointnt, "I knew you’d eat the candy coating and fire back the artillery. Five million it is; you’ll get it when we get back, but you have to teach so serious moves."
"At least ones that can make enemies vanish in a snap of the fingers..."
"I only know that excessive force makes things vanish in smoke," Qin Yi interrupted her rudely. "A powerful technique needs to be paired with deep cultivation to be effective. You’re just a Qi cultivation early stage amateur, dreaming of vanquishing enemies at the snap of your fingers? Keep dreaming?"
Lan Jiaojiao blinked, wearing a knowing expression, "I knew it, your hand use must have been excessive before. Seems like the lack of movent in Xia Yanbing’s belly for years isn’t without reason. I know a few redies, when we get back..."
Qin Yi’s face was full of agony, this woman was at it again.
"Knowing you’re not up to it is a relief!"
Qin Yi: "..."
"What kind of weird hobby is that of yours?"
Lan Jiaojiao laughed, "Knowing you’re not up to it, I feel safe! I can sleep peacefully."
Qin Yi: "..."
Lan Jiaojiao indeed fell asleep soundly, sleeping very sweetly!
Despite Qin Yi’s scowl, he couldn’t fall asleep, so he simply sat up cross-legged on the edge of the bed and started cultivating.
...
"Cock-a-doodle-doo..."
The rooster in the yard awakened the sleeping sun.
It’s daybreak!
Qin Yi slowly opened his eyes; Lan Jiaojiao was sleeping soundly.
Additionally, this woman’s sleeping posture was quite restless, with her clothes barely hanging on, revealing more than she knew.
"Hey, wake up, the sun’s already shining on your butt."
Lan Jiaojiao mumbled as she turned over, she hadn’t slept well for days, and with Qin Yi’s spell the room was more comfortable than an air-conditioned one, leading to a very sweet sleep.
"How do you expect to make breakthroughs? Lazy like a pig, no wonder you’re still at the early stage of Qi cultivation."
"Old Qin, be careful what you say early in the morning, or you might get hemorrhoids." Lan Jiaojiao murmured without opening her eyes.
Qin Yi: "..."
"It’s you who’s gonna get hemorrhoids."
Lan Jiaojiao half-opened her eyes, rubbed them, yawned, then fully opened her eyes and sat up.
"Old Qin, I just dread you were scolding ?"
Qin Yi: "..."
Lan Jiaojiao looked down to adjust her clothes and noticed sothing was exposed, instinctively glancing at Qin Yi, "What did you see?"
Qin Yi jumped off the bed, heading towards the door, "Don’t worry, I didn’t see anything."
"As if you’d dare."
"It’s just, I’m curious why that mole of yours is red?" Qin Yi’s voice trailed in from outside.
Lan Jiaojiao was startled, then looked down at her chest, her pretty face blushing with sha and anger, "Old Qin, do you want to gouge your eyes out?"
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