Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World Case 133: Corrupting the goddess

Case 133: Corrupting the goddess.

''Ahem.''

'''' ... ''''

After almost an hour of recap, while eating pizza, my grandparents finally cald down. Granted, it took them almost ten minutes to register all the information, but here we are, everyone is now on the sa page. I think.

''So first, I want to ask.'' I speak up first. ''What are you two doing here?''

'''' Vacation. '''' Both of them answer at the sa ti.

''...Was sitting on the throne that tedious?''

Right after hearing that, both of them hug each other while their faces turn blue, visibly distressed. I have a bad feeling.

''It's hell.'' Grandma says. ''You don't know our pain having to deal with all the stuff coming in for almost a thousand years... Ah, I guess you will know soon, heheheh...''

Hey, hey. That's the smile you give to your archenemy, not your granddaughter?

''...''

But if it's that bad, then I might have to... Birth lots of children so I can force them into working for . Child labor, basically. Heheheheh...

''Well, regardless of that. We weren't planning to stay here for this long at first.'' Grandpa sighs lightly. ''But we thought that we were the only ones who could protect the people here from the dragons.''

''And so we ended up staying here for over thirteen years.'' Grandma adds, also with a sigh. ''We tried to convince that stubborn couple multiple tis, but to no avail.''

''Couldn't you just overpower them? I would do so.'' Liana interjects.

''Nope.'' Grandma shakes her head firmly. ''Ultimately, we're just outsiders. We had no obligations nor rights to interfere with their business.''

So they stayed here for over a decade just because they wanted to help them? That's nice.

''Well, unlike us, you guys were asked to solve this after all. Don't feel bad if you ever need to be sowhat forceful.'' Grandpa adds.

''I know.'' I reply.

Yeah, I an, I just don't want to deal with this bullshit for longer.

''Hah...'' I stand up from the chair with a sigh. ''You guys stay here to talk, I'll go contact the goddess about this.''

'''' The goddess? ''''

Ahh, what the hell. Soone explain to them.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: Well, there are technically so ancient spells that have the ability to create a complete mana vacuum. But I doubt anyone still knows them, even my sister.

[Hanako]: What the hell is it, then?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: It might just be a new type of nature-made phenonon. Super Cores did not exist back when I was just a human, you know?

[Hanako]: You were a human?!?!

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: Do you seriously think I was born a goddess?

This people, is the consequence of sen overdose, I'm sure. My brain can't even work normally anymore.

[Hanako]: Erm, well, so we'll have to dig the thing up anyway?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: Yes. And from what you have said so far, the dium for the illusion dragons is most likely down there. You cannot be sure if the caster suddenly wanted to release all the dragons, so one more reason to dig it up.

[Hanako]: Aight, aight... How's life going on, by the way?

Why did I just ask that...

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: Why suddenly? It is fine, if not a bit monotonous. Though, I do not have a lot of spare ti for entertainnt either way.

[Hanako]: Want to introduce you to sothing new, then?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: What?

[Hanako]: Have you ever tried masturbating? Oh, I should've asked if you're still a virgin first.

Well, teasing her like this is not so bad, I suppose.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFla-xX]: Stop.

[Hanako]: Hey, it's your Saint and your friend's honest advice, just try it. By the sound of your ssage, I'm 99% sure you're still a virgin, right?

''...''

''...''

[Hanako]: Eva?

''...''

Well, fuck. I guess she got shy. What a sinful woman I am, heh.

''Hey, Sylvie.''

Suddenly, I hear soone whisper behind .

''Grandma?''

Grandma nods lightly and pulls over a chair to sit next to on the balcony.

''Sylvie... I need so advice on a certain topic...''

Why so hesitant? What do you want, a gun? I can gladly make you sothing like that-

''How do you handle gangbangs so well?'' She says with an utmost serious face, but the content is so astonishingly unexpected that it almost made choke on my tea.

''W-What are you saying, grandma?!''

''Look, I asked your little lovers earlier, and they all seed so satisfied with how their sex life is going on.''

''So...?''

''I an, what's the trick? How do you satisfy them so well, especially when they're futas? Is it because of those enormous breasts, as expected?''

Okay, calm down, granny. And I thought you only have grandfather? Are you... Cheating?!

''No, I'm not cheating.'' Grandma hurriedly corrects after seeing my face change. ''Dan knows a technique that allows him to multiply himself, though the multiplied ones were quite janky outside of doing thrusts and humps.''

T-This is it! The clone technique...! I have to ask Grandpa to teach later. Selfcest is not far away...!

''He would make three additional copies of himself each ti, and I would always fail to satisfy at least one of them...'' She looks at with puppy eyes, clearly waiting for an answer.

Because you only have three holes and your handjob skills are not advanced enough? Probably.

''Er... Firstly, I think it's just a coincidence.'' I reply. ''The thing is, each of my fiancés has a different kink, and one of them would rather watch get railed than try to force herself in.''

''Ah, I see... So technically you still have enough holes, huh.''

''Yeah, and other than that, I just let them use my body as they like, most of the ti.''

''So it's all about my body after all...''

''Well, I don't think so.'' I take a sip of the tea and let out a small sigh. ''Having a nice body to grope is good, sure, but the important thing is your techniques.'' I raise my index finger.

''Oh, tell more about that!''

Why am I teaching my grandma how to have gang sex...

After another discussion, we agreed to go all in tomorrow. The digging, I an. Grandparents went back to their house, promised that they would be there at the excavating site with us tomorrow.

Also, we decided to let the cat people stay at their hos for safety, only Sara would follow us. It's not like we need help digging so dirt or anything.

''I never expected to et your grandparents here.'' Tina smiles lightly, nuzzling her way into my bare thigh.

I respond by stroking her head, obviously. But is she feeling like thighs today? Want a thighjob?

''I rember seeing them briefly when I was two or three years old, I think.'' Liana, who's playing chess on her phone with Emy, interjects.

''Heh~'' And of course, Anna is on my boobs.

'''' ... ''''

Hm... I feel like I forgot sothing... Oh, fuck, the clone technique!

''Argh...!'' I grunt.

''What's wrong??'' Anna looks up at worriedly.

'''' ... ''''

''Fuck it. Let's just fuck.''