Case 335: Internet Goddess Sylvia.
They say IT citizens are monstrous.
By that, I an they have the reputation of being able to do outrageous things even under stress. This ti, too, the programrs and engineers back in Everwood have outdone themselves.
They made YouTube in just a few days.
Okay, that in itself isn't too hard, considering we can just copy the original thing, but they have managed to integrate that into the primary social dia platform flawlessly. Moreover, the videos' fluidness and resolution are insane!
Sohow, those aliens back in my country have found a way to not only make high-resolution caras—the likes that are capable of recording 4k and above—but pack them into a small device and not make it lt into lava after a while.
How? Magic!
So there is that, but Sylvia, what about storage and signal transmission issues? Surely, it would be difficult not only to store but also to stream 4k videos with ninety fras per second as the baseline, right?
Well, I an... magic.
Yeah, I'm serious. With magic, a lot of the issues listed above and so more are completely alleviated, giving the people of this world a viewing experience that seems almost unreal.
As soone who is used to switching between four-eighty and seven-twenty pixels to save data or if I had bad wifi, this feels criminal.
''Ugh...''
No, really. It feels illegal to watch videos this smoothly and crisply. How did they even make these screens...?
''I have to say, they improved quite a bit.'' Tina, who is also examining the new generation smartphones with , remarks. ''This is a significant upgrade to what we have.''
''Exactly.''
For context, the phones we have been using have quite standard hardware compared to those on Earth, which I already thought was impressive.
''What a waste... if we had this technology back then, those videos would have been so good.''
'''' ... ''''
Of course, without spelling it out loud, everybody in the room seems to have realized what Liana is talking about. Well, what else can this pervert think of?
Nonetheless, now that the playfield has been set, it is ti for to really establish my presence and gain so worship points. The first step is, obviously, creating an account.
I an, I'll just use the sa account that Luna used to sign up for the social dia page, but so information still needs to be provided. For example, a channel na...
''[Sylvia Everwood - Goddess of Lust]... isn't this a bit blatant?''
Peeking over my shoulder, Anna lets out a slight purr.
''If I'm going to be worshipped as a Goddess of Lust anyway, it's better to state that right at the start, no?'' I reply. ''People will get used to it in no ti, I promise.''
Look, I'm a firm believer in the thought that cultures don't change across ti—they evolve. Take Earth's civilization, for instance. At so point in history, we had cancel culture, and we still have it to this day.
Sothing tells the people of this world will behave similarly to Earthlings—just a hunch.
So, I promptly finalize that na and move on to another important section—avatar and wallpaper. Because this is more or less YouTube, choosing appropriate pictures for those elents should make an impact.
Thankfully, I've prepared both of them beforehand. Since we will run this channel for a long ti—hopefully—I thought I should choose a simple the, and nothing is more iconic than divinity itself. In other words, a deity concept.
A nicely photographed picture of my face at a 3/4 angle for the avatar and a slightly eye-catchy painting of myself in a stained glass style. Unsurprisingly, given how pretty Eva made my face, the page looks quite good.
''Now then, I guess it's ti for the introductory video.''
Admittedly, I'm a bit excited, but at the sa ti, it is a bit hard to start simply because this is going to be the video everyone will see even in the far, far future. I can't make any mistake here.
''Tina, please make look pretty!'' I imdiately call the fashion queen—Tina.
''You already are the prettiest in the world.'' She replies, flashing an irresistibly sexy smile.
''Ugh...''
...Now is not the ti to flirt!
In any case, once the princess finishes tidying up for the recording, I quickly erect a stand for my phone and sit in front of it. Sohow, looking at the girls huddling before the phone is a bit stressful.
''Phew...''
Deep breath.
''...''
It might sound strange, but I am used to receiving strong 'stimuli' for quite a while now, and thanks to that, I can sowhat free my brain of the usual worries. Nervousness, anticipation, determination—all of them in exchange for the precious, precious rationality.
Turning on the recording, I gaze straight into the cara and begin to introduce myself,
''Hello, this is Sylvia Everwood—Goddess of Lust.''
A part of is utterly surprised by just how proper my voice sounds. Carrying that confidence, I resu my greeting,
''This channel is created as a way for to stay in touch with you—citizens of [Aria]. I wish to share slices of my life, as well as my humble wisdom, to you all in the future. I do hope to see you learn sothing or simply feel entertained after watching my content.''
Curling my mouth into a smile, I give it a finish, ''I am looking forward to seeing you.''
Cut.
''Hah...''
The recording barely lasts thirty seconds. Sure, it is short, but I suppose that is sufficient nonetheless. Concise and to the point—just what I want.
''What do you guys think?''
''You need to edit this part out.''
While everybody gives it a pass, only Liana files a complaint for so reason. When I puzzlingly see where she is pointing at...
...My chest? Why?
''They're too distracting.''
''...''
...Now that I look at it again, they can seem too eye-catching, especially when my expression doesn't change drastically enough to retain attention.
Fine, fine. I'll censor them.
Oh, that sounds lewd. I rather like it.
With the introductory video's launch as the start, I begin to patiently wait for the views to co in. At the sa ti, I also try to plan the types of content I'll do in the future.
''Hm...''
As expected, the first few videos should be relaxing rather than intense. No matter what, a 'let's cook' concept fits this the most. I like cooking, and it is, by far, the most universal topic for everyone.
Of course, just slapping on an apron and filming the cooking process is quite boring. I'd like to add a separate comntary section on top of it and sprinkle edits here and there, but first, I have to actually make sothing.
''...Bread.''
Bread.
There's no better food to start with than bread. It might seem simple to bake at first glance, but many people get it wrong or don't know how to really make it pop. I'll be the one to say it—as soone who has tasted Emy's divine food, the difference in bread, even if it's not the main dish, can make a lot of difference.
Also, bread easily looks appetizing, but that's just a side note.
Nonetheless, with a firm idea in mind, I quickly conjure appropriate ingredients as well as a cute baking attire for the shoot. Hopefully, this recording will serve as a good start for my journey as an Internet Goddess in this world.
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