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Now reading: Chapter 102 - 101: Horizons and Handshakes from MHA: I'm the Reality Warping 'Hero X', but I'd Rather Have a 9-5 Job, a Action novel by DrChad.

Location: Quiet Diner - Edge of Town

Date: One Week Later | 06:30 PM

THUD.

A thick folder hit the table, nearly knocking over a plastic ketchup bottle.

"Hnn?"

Emi Fukukado paused with a french fry halfway to her mouth. "So thick."

She looked at the folder, then up at Kaito sitting across from her in the diner booth.

He was wearing his usual dark vest, holding a mug of black coffee.

"Read it," Kaito said.

Crunch.

Emi popped the fry into her mouth, wiped her hands on a cheap paper napkin, and pulled the folder closer. She flipped open the

cover.

Her eyes scanned the first page. Then she turned to the second. Her chewing slowed down, eventually stopping completely.

"Kaito.." Emi muttered, her eyes tracking back and forth across the neatly printed text. "You actually did it."

She traced her finger over the headers. "Phase One: Psychological Suppression Tactics! 'Phase Two: Environntal Manipulation for Low-Impact Quirks. 'Phase Three: The Shadow Hero Practicum."

She looked up at him, genuinely stunned. The usual Ms. Joke grin was completely gone.

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"You wrote a blueprint to completely dismantle U.A.'s teaching model," she whispered.

"U.A. relies on prestige and a massive budget," Kaito replied, taking a sip of his coffee. "They have an acceptance rate of less than one percent because their entrance exam filters out anyone who can't destroy a giant robot. Their entire philosophy is 'Plus Ultra'-pushing physical limits to break through brick walls. I am giving Ketsubutsu the blueprint to teach kids how to pick the locks instead."

Emi stared at the pages, listening closely.

"I overhauled the entrance exam trics for your school," Kaito continued. "U.A. grades on villain destruction points using expensive simulated disaster zones. I wrote a new tric for your board: Hazard Neutralization and Collateral Mitigation. If a kid can disarm a threat using a weak telekinesis quirk without making a sound or breaking a window, they get full points. You aren't looking for the kids who punch the hardest anymore, Emi. You're looking for the smartest ones. Let U.A. have the Sports Festival celebrities. Ketsubutsu will produce the quiet professionals."

Emi gripped the edges of the folder. She had asked him for a basic outline for a pilot program, but he had handed her an entire educational overhaul.

It was fully scheduled, properly cited, and legally compliant with the hero education board.

"This is perfect," Emi said.

Her usual loud energy suddenly spiked, returning in full force.

SLAP.

She slamd her hand flat on the table, making the silverware rattle. "Kaito, this is incredible! I want you in my horoom tomorrow morning. We can start the first lecture on Emotional Combat right away. My kids are going to lose their minds!"

"No," Kaito said flatly.

Emi blinked. Her smile faltered. "No? What do you an no? You just wrote the whole thing."

"I wrote the foundation," Kaito corrected her, setting his mug down. "I'm not doing this on a whim, Emi. Fixing the hero schools is the only way to actually cure the underlying problems in this society. But I can't just walk into your classroom tomorrow."

He pointed a finger at the folder.

"First, you haven't even pitched this to your Principal yet," Kaito said. "And second, I am still under an exclusive contract with the Endeavor Agency. I don't break my contracts, and I don't split my focus. If I leave Endeavor right now, the new Closed Circuit system I built for his sidekicks will fall apart."

Emi let out a long breath, slumping back against the vinyl booth. "Right. The Number Three hero. Kind of hard to compete with that schedule."

"Pitch the foundation to your board first," Kaito instructed. "Take that folder. Make them read it. Let the veteran teachers argue about it. Build the frawork and get the official approvals."

Emi looked at the folder, tapping her fingers against the cardboard cover. "And the guest lectures?"

"Once my contract with Endeavor is officially over and my schedule clears up, we'll talk dates," Kaito said. "I'll step in for the pilot program when I have the ti to do it right. But don't make the center of your pitch, Emi. You already read the plan. Try it yourself!"

Emi grinned.

It wasn't her over-the-top hero persona this ti. It was the smile of a teacher who finally had a real weapon to fight for her students. "Deal," Emi said, pulling the folder securely against her chest. "I'll have the Ketsubutsu board eating out of the palm of my hand by the ti

you're free. Thanks, Kaito. Seriously."

"Just don't drop ketchup on the syllabus," Kaito said.

Location: Ketsubutsu Academy - Main Boardroom

Date: A Few Days Later | 10:00 AM

SLIDE.

Emi pushed the thick folder across the oak table.

It stopped right in front of the Ketsubutsu Principal.

Five other veteran pro hero teachers sat around the table. They

looked tired and unamused.

"What is this, Fukukado?" the Principal asked. He adjusted his glasses, looking at the thick stack of paper.

"It's a new teaching curriculum," Emi said. She stood at the end of the table. "A new pilot program for my second-years. I want to change

how we teach."

Scoff. A veteran combat instructor let out a dry laugh.

"Change how we teach? Why?" the instructor asked. "Are you trying

to compete with U.A. again, Emi? Give it up. They have the money. They have the dia. We just need to focus on getting our kids licensed and out the door."

"No," Emi fired back, tapping the folder. "I'm not trying to compete

with their punches. I want to beat them by being smarter. Open the

file, sir."

The Principal frowned, but he opened the cover.

Flip. Flip.

He read the first page. Then he turned to the second.

The room went quiet. The only sound was the rustle of the paper.

"Emotional combat..." the Principal muttered, tracing a line of text. "Using weak quirks for utility. Grading students on zero property

damage."

"U.A. teaches kids to break their bones just to hit harder," Emi explained plainly. "This plan teaches them how to fight in the shadows. We train the kids U.A. rejects. The ones whose quirks aren't

flashy enough to destroy a giant robot."

The combat instructor leaned over to look at the pages. His eyes

widened.

"This actually makes sense," the instructor whispered. "U.A. kids cause millions in property damage. If our kids can solve a hostage situation

without breaking a single window...

"Exactly," Emi nodded. "Hero agencies will want our students instead. We won't be the backup school anymore."

The Principal closed the folder. He looked at Emi. He didn't look tired

anymore. He looked sharp.

"This is too detailed," the Principal said. His voice was serious. "The

pacing, the rules, the tactics... Emi, you are a good teacher. But you

didn't write this."

Emi smiled.

"No, sir. I didn't."

"Then who did?" a female teacher asked from the side. "Did you hire

soone?"

"A private consultant," Emi said. "I asked him for advice, and he gave this entire three-year plan. He also agreed to be a guest lecturer for my class to test it out."

"Who is he?" the Principal demanded.

"Arisaka Kaito."

The boardroom went dead silent.

The veteran teachers stared at her. The Principal slowly took his

glasses off. "The Golden Manager?" the combat instructor asked, his voice cracking. "The guy who is currently contracted with the Endeavor

Agency? You got the person who improved countless hero agencies to write a syllabus for us?"

"Yes," Emi said, crossing her arms.

"Why would a guy like that help Ketsubutsu?" the Principal asked,

leaning forward.

"Because he thinks the whole hero school system is broken," Emi answered honestly. "Basically, I just wanted so advice on how to approach my students and teaching thods. But we arrived on the

topic of the curriculum. He told to pitch the plan to you guys

first."

Emi looked around the table.

The Principal looked at the folder. He looked at the veteran teachers.

None of them argued. They all nodded slowly.

THUD.

The Principal slapped his hand flat on the folder. "Approved," the Principal said. "Get the classroom ready, Emi. We will be waiting for him."

Location: Sir Nighteye Agency - Main Office

Date: Two Weeks Later | 09:15 AM

RUSTLE. THUMP.

Bubble Girl dropped a heavy cardboard box of files onto a new tal

desk.

She wiped her forehead, adjusting her mask.

"That's the last of the incident archives, Sir! The filing system is completely integrated."

"Good work, Kaoruko," Sir Nighteye said.

He was standing behind his own desk, adjusting his cuffs.

The new agency was finally operational.

After his deep conversation with All Might weeks ago, Nighteye had

taken the leap.

He had stepped out of the Symbol of Peace's shadow to lead his own

operation.

Centipeder walked into the room, holding a steaming cup of coffee.

"The local police precinct just sent over their congratulations on the

grand opening, Sir,"

Centipeder said, his long, segnted limbs moving smoothly. "They

also forwarded a news bulletin. You might want to see this."

CLICK

Centipeder turned on the large wall monitor. The morning news was playing. The headline at the bottom of the screen read: [ENDEAVOR AGENCY HITS ZERO COLLATERAL DAMAGE FOR

SECOND CONSECUTIVE MONTH.]

On the screen, Haruka, the head of Endeavor's logistics team, was

standing at a podium.

She wasn't wearing a flashy hero costu. She wore a sharp business

suit.

["The Relentless Shield initiative is operating at peak efficiency," Haruka told the reporters, her voice calm and professional. "Our thermal containnt squads handled forty-two fire hazards this week

before any villain activity could occur. The city repair bill from our agency remains at zero yen."]

Nighteye watched the broadcast. His sharp, yellow eyes narrowed slightly.

He rembered the financial files from a year ago. He rembered looking at the flawless, inescapable logic Kaito Arisaka had used to track All For One's shell companies.

He was really amazing.

But looking at the screen now, seeing the notoriously destructive

Endeavor Agency operating like a quiet, perfectly tuned surgical tool...

Nighteye accepted the truth once again.

'He isn't just fixing agencies,' Nighteye thought, pushing his glasses up

his nose.

Nighteye's quirk, Foresight, allowed him to see the future of a single person.

It was a terrifying power.

But as he watched the news, Nighteye felt a deep, profound respect for the man dubbed the Golden Manager. Kaito Arisaka didn't have a quirk. He didn't have magical eyes. But Kaito was controlling the future anyway. He was using raw data,

logistics, and human psychology to dictate exactly how tomorrow was going to play out.

"He changes one thing at a ti," Nighteye whispered to himself.

"Sir?" Bubble Girl asked, looking over. "Did you say sothing?"

"Nothing," Nighteye said, turning away from the monitor and looking

at his new sidekicks.

"Just admiring a successful man. Now, let's get to work. We have our

own standard to set today."

Location: Endeavor Agency - Top Floor (The Inner Sanctum.

Date: One Week Later | 05:00 PM

SLIDE.

The heavy double doors of the top floor opened.

The air inside the office wasn't stifling anymore.

HMMM.

The AC was humming quietly.

The reinforced glass windows weren't groaning under the pressure of

intense heat.

It was just a normal, comfortable office.

Step.

Step.

Kaito walked in. He carried a single, thin folder. Endeavor was sitting behind his stone desk. He wasn't staring at the

Billboard rankings on his monitor. He was reading a patrol report from Burnin'

Kaito walked up to the desk and set the folder down.

THUD.

"That's the final audit, Endeavor" Kaito said. "The 'Closed Circuit'

combat teams are fully stabilized. Onima and Kido have the Thermal Spiral timing down to a fraction of a second. Haruka's logistics desk is operating with a two-day surplus. The quirk developnt plans for

everyone here, including you, are also finalized."

Endeavor looked at the folder. Exactly three months. The contract was officially over.

Endeavor looked up at Kaito.

The mory of the blue-fla villain in the Ward 4 warehouse was

still burning in the back of his mind. Dabi.

The copycat who had used Hero X's snapping gesture. Endeavor hadn't forgotten the threat, but he also knew that his Sun-Armor was the only reason he had walked out of that warehouse without a scratch. Arisaka's tactical logic was undeniable. As he looked at the manager, Endeavor couldn't help but wonder... if Arisaka could

do this for him, maybe he could properly guide Shoto's frost and fire,

too.

Endeavor reached into his desk drawer.

He pulled out a heavy, leather-bound checkbook and a fountain pen.

SCRATCH. SCRATCH.

He signed his na at the bottom of a blank check, tore it out, and

slid it across the smooth stone desk toward Kaito.

"Six more months," Endeavor growled, his voice a low, heavy rumble.

"Write whatever number you want, Arisaka. The agency has never run

this well. I want you to stay."

Kaito looked at the blank check.

He didn't reach for it. He kept his hands in his pockets.

"No," Kaito said.

Endeavor's flas flared slightly, an instinctual reaction to being told

no. "I'm giving you a blank check. Do you know how many people

would kill for that piece of paper?"

"It's not about the money, Enji," Kaito said, eting the massive hero's

intense glare without blinking. "I don't stay where I'm not needed. The agency is already running well. The Flaming Sidekickers know exactly how to operate without barking orders at them. They aren't background characters anymore. They are part of the Relentless Shield."

Kaito pushed the blank check back across the desk with one finger.

"And besides, this is how I operate, Enji. Even the past agencies I worked with." Kaito said bluntly. "Stick to the schedule. Don't lt the streets. And keep the AC on. And good luck with the remaining

episodes. Be a good husband and a father, at least on cara."

".....

Endeavor stared at Kaito.

A year ago, Endeavor would have burned the check and shouted the

kid out of the room for daring to walk away from him.

But today, Endeavor just looked at the piece of paper, then looked at

Kaito.

He saw the unwavering decision in the Golden Manager's eyes.

Endeavor picked up the check and tore it in half. "Fine," Endeavor grunted, crossing his massive arms. "If the

Sun-Armor needs tweaking, I'm calling your office." "Haruka has my direct line," Kaito said.

He turned and walked toward the heavy double doors.

"Arisaka."

Kaito paused, looking back over his shoulder. Endeavor was sitting straight up in his chair. He didn't smile. He didn't

offer a dramatic speech.

"You did good work," Endeavor said. The words sounded like they

physically hurt him to say, but they were genuine. "Try not to burn the place down, Enji," Kaito replied. He walked out,

the heavy doors clicking shut behind him.

Location: Naruhata - Kaito's Private Office Date: Three Days Later | 11:00 AM

HUMMM.

The automated servers in the corner of Kaito's private office were

running quietly.

Kaito sat behind his desk. He was officially a free agent.

His computer monitor was completely flooded.

BING. BING. BING.

Emails and encrypted ssages were pouring in from the top hero

agencies in the country.

Edgeshot wanted a logistics consultation. Hawks was offering a massive retainer for a PR overhaul.

Mirko had sent a brief, aggressive email demanding he fulfill his

promise.

Kaito looked at them one by one, noting the priority requests but

skimming the rest. He was taking a breath.

The three months at Endeavor had been exhausting, and also

fulfilling.

CLICK.

The front door to his office suite opened. Kaito didn't look up from

his screen imdiately.

His automated security system hadn't flagged an intruder, which

ant whoever it was had clearance or had bypassed the digital locks

completely.

Step. Step.

Heavy, rhythmic footsteps echoed on the hardwood floor.

"I gotta say, for a guy who fixed countless heroes in Japan, your office

is pretty quiet."

Kaito looked

up.

Standing in the doorway was a massive, blonde Arican man.

He was wearing a heavy leather flight jacket with military patches on

the shoulders.

He had a wide, confident grin on his face and held a thick,

steel-bound file in his hand.

Ethan Drive.

Kaito recognized him imdiately from the data files he had read on

the Arican top heroes.

"You're a long way from New York, Mr. Ethan," Kaito said.

"Hahaha"

Ethan laughed, walking into the office and taking a seat in

the chair across from Kaito's desk without being asked. "You told us to call back when your contract was up, Arisaka," Ethan

said, leaning back and crossing his arms. "But my boss doesn't really

like waiting on the phone. She told to fly over and give you the pitch in person. And besides, Christopher boasted about how he was

the new Symbol of Hope."

Kaito folded his hands on his desk. "That guy talks too much." "Christopher won't shut up about you," Ethan grinned. "His team reported all of his actions back in states. He's actually doing his now. It's freaking everyone out. He told the Arican brass

paperwork

that

there's a guy in Japan who can turn a liability into a symbol using

just a spreadsheet."

Ethan dropped the heavy, steel-bound file onto Kaito's desk.

CLANG.

It had the official seal of the United States Departnt of Defense

stamped on the front, alongside the bold logo of the Star and Stripe

flight

squadron.

"I represent Cathleen Bate," Ethan said, his tone dropping the casual

joke and turning dead serious. "Star and Stripe. The Number Two

Hero of the United States."

"I know who she is," Kaito said, looking at the file. "Her quirk, New

Order, is a reality-warping chanic based on physical contact and verbal commands. She operates with a dedicated military flight

squad."

Ethan raised an eyebrow. "You did your howork. Good. Then you

know that in the air, we are untouchable. But on the ground? It's a ss. The logistics of coordinating a military strike team with civilian

hero operations is a bureaucratic nightmare. Cathleen spends half her

day arguing with generals instead of fighting villains." Ethan leaned forward, tapping a thick finger on the file. "Cathleen wants the Arisaka Standard," Ethan stated. "She wants you

to co to Arica for a three-month contract. She wants you to not

only overhaul our ground logistics, manage the Pentagon interface,

but also optimize the tactical application of her 'New Order' rules."

Kaito stared at the file.

This wasn't just another dostic hero agency. This was a jump across the ocean.

It was an international military contract with the current strongest woman on the planet.

As a private civilian, the Japanese Hero Public Safety Commission had

absolutely no legal authority to stop him from taking a flight to New

York.

The HPSC would probably lose their minds when they found out the

Golden Manager was leaving the country, but they couldn't freeze a

civilian

passport.

Kaito looked at Ethan.

The Arican pilot was waiting for the imdiate 'yes! He was

waiting for Kaito to jump at the chance to work with the Arican Number Two.

"I am currently reviewing my choices," Kaito replied to him, keeping

his professional composure absolute. He didn't reach for the file.

"I will read the terms of the contract, Ethan. I will analyze the logistics

of your squadron. And if I determine that my presence in New York is

the most efficient use of my ti, I will accept!"

Kaito looked directly into the pilot's eyes.

"I will think about it," Kaito said. "Wait for my confirmation."

Ethan stared at him for a long, quiet mont.

Then, a massive grin broke across the Arican's face.

He stood up and laughed.

"Haha... Man, Christopher wasn't kidding," Ethan chuckled, heading

for the door. "Take your ti, Arisaka. The jet will be waiting on the

tarmac whenever you make the call."

Thud.

The door shut.

Kaito sat alone in his office. He looked at the steel-bound file on his

desk. The horizon was getting much, much bigger.

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