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Now reading: Chapter 63 - 62: The Final Handshake from MHA: I'm the Reality Warping 'Hero X', but I'd Rather Have a 9-5 Job, a Action novel by DrChad.

Ding

The elevator doors slid open.

Kaito walked into the lobby, his briefcase gripped in one hand. He headed straight for the reception desk.

Hiroto, the agency's manager, was leaning against the marble counter.

He looked at Kaito, then at the gold-plated security badge Kaito was holding out. The bald man's face fell.

"You're really doing this?" Hiroto asked. "No two-week notice? No handover eting? You just hit send on an email and walked out?"

"I'm finished here. My contract is done, Hiroto-san," Kaito said. He placed the badge on the counter.

Clack.

"Everything the staff needs is in the files I uploaded ten minutes ago," Kaito continued.

"The schedules are set for the next six months. You don't need to hold your hand anymore."

"Arisaka-san! Wait!"

Ryuen, the lead driver, ca running across the lobby. He was out of breath, his uniform cap slightly crooked.

He stopped in front of Kaito, looking at the badge on the counter.

"You're not letting drive you?" Ryuen asked. "I've got the black sedan waiting. I thought... I thought we were a team after that ss in Chuo and you'd be here for at least another year."

"I have my own car today, Ryuen," Kaito said. He looked at the driver and gave a small, brief nod. "You did a good job these past few months. Keep Christopher on his route. Don't let him take shortcuts."

"But—" Ryuen started, then stopped. He saw the look in Kaito's eyes. It just final.

Hiroto picked up the ID card and sighed. "The guys upstairs are going to lose their minds when they realize you're gone. The logistics floor only runs because they're afraid of you."

"They'll be fine," Kaito said.

He turned toward the front entrance. He expected a clear path to the garage.

Instead, he saw the glare of floodlights through the high glass windows.

Flash-pop! Flash-pop!

Click.

Click.

"You've got to be kidding ," Kaito muttered.

Outside in the plaza, the scene was a ss. News vans were parked on the sidewalk.

Reporters were shoving microphones toward a makeshift stage.

Christopher Skyline stood in the center of it all, his golden cape snapping in the wind.

He was grinning for the caras, but his jaw was tight.

"He called the press," Hiroto whispered, standing behind Kaito. "He's trying to trap you. He knows you won't cause a scene in front of the caras."

Kaito gripped the handle of his briefcase. He pushed through the revolving doors.

Whirrr. Bzzzt. Flash-pop!

The noise of the crowd hit him instantly.

"Arisaka-san! Over here!"

"Is it true you're retiring?"

"Give us a statent!"

Christopher Skyline jumped down from the stage and marched toward Kaito.

He looked like a god in his gold-and-white suit, but up close, Kaito could see the sweat on the hero's forehead.

Christopher grabbed Kaito's hand before he could react.

"Manager!" Christopher's voice bood, amplified by the speakers. "Tell them! Tell them we're just getting started!"

Kaito felt the hero's hand shaking.

Christopher's grip was like a vise.

"Let go of my hand, Christopher," Kaito whispered, his voice low and sharp.

"I'll triple your pay," Christopher whispered back, his stage smile never wavering. "I'll buy you a house in Minato. Just stay. I can't do the wind-drift calculations, Kaito. I'll look like an amateur out there. I'll ss up."

"You have the manual," Kaito said. He didn't pull away; he stood straight, keeping his face calm for the reporters. "Read the chapters I wrote for you. The plan is all there. You don't need to read it to you."

Click. Click-click-click.

Christopher turned to the caras, hoisting Kaito's hand into the air.

"The man who made the miracle possible!" Christopher roared. "The Golden Manager of CC Corp!"

Wooooohhh

The crowd cheered.

Above them, on the balconies of the 32nd floor, the analysts were leaning out, clapping and shouting.

"Goodbye, Manager!"

"Good luck, Arisaka-san"

"Leave the rest to us!"

Kaito saw them—the team he had built from nothing. They looked relieved and terrified at the sa ti, their voices booming over the plaza speakers as they patched through the audio.

Kaito leaned closer to Christopher. "This is it. The final handshake. Do the PR, then get back to work. If you follow to the garage, I'm deleting your tactical access."

Christopher's smile twitched.

He slowly lowered Kaito's hand. He looked at Kaito, and for a second, the hero looked like a frightened kid.

"You're a tough one, Kaito," Christopher whispered.

"I'm a professional," Kaito replied.

Kaito stepped back.

"See you around Christopher"

He didn't wave.

He didn't look at the caras. He walked through the gap in the security line.

Ryuen was there at the edge of the crowd, holding people back, giving Kaito a silent, firm salute.

Kaito walked into the shadows of the parking garage.

Behind him, Christopher started a loud speech about "legacy" and "hope," but the sound faded as the heavy garage doors began to close.

Ssssh-pah.

The noise was gone.

Kaito was alone in the quiet of the concrete garage. He exhaled slowly and headed for his car.

_-_-_-_-_

Thud.

Kaito slamd the door of his car. He sat in the dark cabin for sixty seconds, watching the digital clock on the dash.

His pulse was a steady 72. He reached into his suit pocket, pulled out the hand-carved wooden cat, and slotted it into the custom dashboard mount.

Click.

Kaito turned the key and the engine humd.

"Sequence initiated."

He pulled the toggle back.

Whirrr-snap.

The car's fra groaned as the molecular density shifted.

Inside, the ceiling dropped and the dashboard moved toward his chest.

The leather seats tightened around his fra.

Outside the windows, the concrete pillars of the garage stretched into massive grey towers.

The parked SUVs in the neighboring stalls grew into mountains of steel.

Vrooom

Kaito tapped the accelerator and the shrunken car moved forward.

He navigated through the iron gaps of a drainage grate on the floor. He drove under the security gate's sensor without triggering a single beep.

Kaito exited the building through a narrow ventilation gap in the concrete foundation.

He was out on the street.

He kept the car in the gutter, maintaining a steady speed. To the traffic caras, he was nothing more than a smudge of grey static.

Two kiloters later, he steered into a dark alleyway behind a convenience store and hit the expansion toggle.

Fwooo-oomp.

The car returned to its full size with a pressurized thud.

Kaito checked the mirrors to ensure the alley was empty before rging into the traffic heading toward the Roppongi-Hosu Expressway.

He set the GPS and activated the autopilot.

Kaito opened his briefcase on the passenger seat. He picked up the folders.

He looked at the Sky Blue Rescue Agency folder first. He read the financial reports.

The HPSC was spending 200 million yen a month on the agency. He looked at the roster.

There were twelve heroes. Four of them had strength quirks. Three had elental quirks. None of them had leadership experience.

"It is a PR project," Kaito said.

He read the internal mos. The HPSC wanted Sky Blue to focus on "High-Visibility Zones."

They wanted the heroes to stay in the city center where the caras were.

They were ignoring the industrial districts where the Trigger villains were actually operating. Kaito knew that if he joined Sky Blue, he would be a puppet for the Commission.

Kaito would be managing a lie.

He picked up the Ryukyu Agency folder. He flipped to the Hosu Deploynt Briefing

Kaito looked at the data from the Aichi Audit four years prior.

Ryuko Tatsuma was a rising star. She was currently ranked 28th in the country. Her agency was private.

She did not take governnt grants. She funded her operations through private rescue contracts and insurance settlents.

Kaito looked at the map of Hosu. He saw the Trigger outbreak points. They were concentrated in the North-West ward.

He saw the Ryukyu Agency's current base of operations. It was a converted warehouse near the docks.

"She is at the source," Kaito noted.

He analyzed her team's failure rates. They were high. He looked at the reasons given in the reports: "Environntal interference," "Communication delay," and "Transformation exhaustion."

Kaito understood the problem. Ryukyu's team was optimized for open-sky combat.

Hosu was a city of narrow streets and low-hanging power lines.

When the sidekicks transford into their forms, they were too big for the streets. They were breaking their own equipnt.

They were hitting the buildings and were losing track of the villains who were moving through the sewers and basents.

Brrr-ring. Brrr-ring.

Kaito picked up his phone. He dialed Ryukyu's private line.

Beep

The call connected.

"This is Tatsuma," the voice said.

Kaito heard the sound of a heavy objects being moved in the background. He heard soone shouting about a dical kit.

"I am Arisaka," Kaito said.

There was silence for three seconds. "The Specialist? I just heard the news. Christopher looked like he was having a breakdown."

"He's a showman," Kaito said, steering the car into the fast lane. "I'm thirty minutes from the Hosu North Gate. I've analyzed your logs, Tatsuma-san. You're losing the ward because your team is too large for the urban grid. You're causing more collateral damage than the villains."

"Hosu is a war zone, Arisaka!" Ryukyu snapped, her voice sharp over the wind noise.

"We don't have ti for a maintenance check. We are trying to keep the fire from spreading to the residential blocks."

"I'm not taking the other contracts," Kaito said. "I'm coming to your deploynt. I'm not joining as a standard hire or a consultant. I'm taking the Theater Manager role. I want the tactical frequency and the live GPS pings for every one of your units. I coordinate the ground. You handle the suppression. My specialist rate remains the sa, plus the ergency mobilization fee."

"You want to manage a war zone from your dashboard?"

"I want to stop the Trigger flow before it hits my neighborhood," Kaito said.

"I am a Haken Specialist. I pick my own contracts. Do we have a deal, or do I turn the car around?"

"I'll clear the North Gate for your plates," Ryukyu said, her voice strained but decisive.

"Don't stop at the barricades. I'm sending the clearance code now. Get here."

Click.

Kaito hung up.

He put the phone down. He looked at the road. He saw the glow of Hosu on the horizon.

It was a dark, orange light. The smoke from the industrial fires was visible even from the highway.

_-_-_-_-_-_

Location: HPSC Headquarters – Tokyo

Clack. Clack-clack.

Akane ra sat in her cubicle, the blue light of the monitor reflecting off the dark circles under her eyes.

She was looking at the Hosu tropolitan Gate Logs.

"He just crossed the North-West barricade," Yokoyama said, leaning over the partition.

He tapped a tablet showing a grainy image of a matte-black compact passing a security cara.

"But he didn't head for the Sky Blue staging area. He's already pulled into the Ryukyu Agency's temporary command center."

ra leaned back, her chair creaking.

She rubbed her face with both hands, her skin looking gray under the fluorescent lights.

"He rejected the Commission's assignnt," she rasped. Her voice was dry from too much caffeine and too little sleep.

"The Board is going to be livid," Yokoyama said, his voice dropping to a whisper. "The Sky Blue project was the centerpiece of the Hosu recovery plan. We told the investors that the 'Arisaka Standard' would be the operational core. Without him, Sky Blue is just twelve mid-tier heroes in expensive suits with no one to tell them where to stand."

"He saw through the optics," ra said. She stared at the screen, watching the log entry for Kaito's vehicle. "He knows Sky Blue is a PR stunt. Kaito doesn't care about the Hero Billboard charts or Commission funding. He chose Ryukyu because her agency has the actual muscle to move the needle in a riot."

"Should we initiate a contract override?"

Yokoyama asked, clicking his pen. "We could flag his specialist license for an 'administrative review.' Force him to co back to Tokyo to clear it up."

"No," ra said, her eyes snapping toward him. "He's a Haken Specialist. His contract is with the dispatch agency, not us. Legally, we can't stop him from picking a private client over a governnt one.

"If we squeeze him during an active Suppression Deploynt, Ryukyu will file a grievance. She's a rising star with a clean reputation—we can't afford a public fight with her while Hosu is burning. It makes the Commission look incompetent."

ra turned back to the monitor. She looked at the data stream coming from Hosu. It was a ss of red icons and failure alerts.

"We wanted a leash on him, Yokoyama," ra whispered. "We wanted to watch him work in a controlled environnt so we could steal his thodology. But he just took the most valuable logistical mind in the country and handed it to a private dragon."

"He's acting like a free agent," Yokoyama noted.

"He's acting like the only person who knows how to win," ra corrected. She closed the gate log window. "He's going into the center of the slaughterhouse to fix it his own way. And because he's on a private contract, we're blind. We won't see his patterns. We won't get his reports. We just lost our best tool to the front lines."

ra shook the empty thermos and set it down. The silence in the office felt heavier than the noise in Hosu.

She stared at the blank screen, realizing the 'Standard' was now working for soone they couldn't control.

_-_-_-_-_-_

Location: Endeavor Agency – Musutafu Branch

Whoosh.

A pillar of orange fla flared in the center of the private training hall, scorching the reinforced concrete floor.

Enji Todoroki—Endeavor—stood in the center of the heat, his breathing heavy and rhythmic.

He didn't look at the charred training bots. He looked at the giant monitor mounted on the far wall.

The news was playing a replay of the Roppongi press conference.

The screen showed the final handshake. Endeavor watched Kaito Arisaka—a man with no visible quirk and no physical presence—standing calmly next to the glowing gold of Captain Celebrity.

"The 'Golden Manager,'" Endeavor rumbled, the flas on his mask flickering with his irritation.

He deactivated his quirk.

The room temperature began to drop, but the air remained thick with the sll of burn.

Burnin, his lead sidekick, stepped into the hall. She was holding a tablet, her own hair-flas dancing with nervous energy.

"The HPSC confird it, sir," Burnin said. She didn't look at the monitor; she looked at her boss.

"Arisaka rejected the Sky Blue contract. He also ignored our invitation. The scouts say he's already entering Hosu. He signed a private contract with the Ryukyu Agency."

Endeavor turned, his eyes narrowing.

"Ryukyu? She's a specialized aerial combatant. Why would a man who optimized a national-level agency waste his ti in a suppression deploynt?"

"The data says he's taking a Theater Manager role," Burnin replied, tapping the tablet. "He's not just managing the office; he's directing the ground units. He's treating the entire city of Hosu like a single machine."

Endeavor walked over to the monitor. He watched the footage of Captain Celebrity's save rates.

Since Kaito had taken over, the Arican hero had stopped causing property damage. He had stopped getting sued. He had beco a precise instrunt of rescue.

"The logistics," Endeavor muttered. "I've spent twenty years refining my quirk to reach the peak of power. But the public... they still look at the 'ss' left behind. They look at the collateral."

"Sir?" Burnin asked.

"Send another ssage to the Work-Force agency," Endeavor commanded, his voice a low, burning growl. "Triple the offer we sent before. Tell them I don't want a consultant. I want the Arisaka Standard integrated into our primary response grid. If he can turn a clown like Skyline into a Symbol of Hope, I want to see what he can do with real power."

"But sir, he's in Hosu now," Burnin noted. "The HPSC says it's a slaughterhouse."

"Then watch him," Endeavor said. He turned back toward the training bots, his fists igniting with a white-hot intensity. "If he survives Hosu, he'll have proven his logic works in a war zone. When he's finished there, I will be the next on his list. I will not let the Number One spot be decided by a man who understands math better than I understand fire."

BOOM.

A wave of heat blasted through the room as Endeavor lunged forward, his movents more focused, more calculated.

He wasn't just training his quirk anymore; he was trying to find the "Standard" in his own flas.

_-_-_-_-_

Location: Hosu City – North Entrance Checkpoint

Vrrrmmm.

The matte-black compact car slowed as it approached the heavy concrete barricades of the North Gate.

The sky above Hosu was a bruised purple, choked by thick pillars of oily black smoke.

On the horizon, jagged bolts of yellow electricity and sudden bursts of orange fire lit up the underside of the clouds.

Crack-boom.

A distant explosion rattled the car's windows. Kaito didn't flinch.

He kept his hands at ten-and-two on the wheel.

The checkpoint was manned by six police officers and two sidekicks in tactical vests.

They were all wearing industrial gas masks. One officer held up a glowing red light-baton, signaling Kaito to stop.

Screeech.

Kaito rolled down the window.

The sll of burnt rubber, chemicals, and woodsmoke flooded the cabin.

He didn't speak. He held his smartphone toward the officer.

The screen displayed a pulsating blue QR code labeled:

RYUKYU AGENCY – TACTICAL OVERRIDE.

The officer leaned in, the glass of his gas mask reflecting Kaito's calm expression.

He scanned the code with a handheld device.

Beep.

"Clear!" the officer shouted, waving the baton toward the barriers. "Watch for debris on 4th! The gravity-villains tore up the asphalt!"

The heavy steel barriers slid back with a chanical whine.

Vrooomm

Kaito accelerated.

The streets of Hosu were a graveyard of abandoned vehicles and shattered shopfronts.

Every twenty ters, a car sat sideways or upside down, doors hanging open.

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

The sound of tires crushing layers of broken glass filled the silent interior of the car. Kaito turned onto 4th Street.

High above, a massive silver-and-green shape cut through the smoke.

Ryukyu, in her full dragon form, was hovering over a collapsing five-story apartnt complex.

She beat her wings once, a massive Whoosh of air clearing the black soot away from the upper windows so the trapped residents could breathe.

Kaito didn't stop to watch.

He steered the car into a deserted warehouse parking lot three blocks away. He put the car in park and killed the engine.

Ssssh-pah.

He opened his briefcase.

Kaito slid the tablet into the dash-link. The car's internal displays flickered to life, syncing with the agency's satellite feed.

His fingers moved across the glass, entering the encrypted frequency Ryukyu had sent him.

Bzzzt-static.

The tactical audio feed was a ss of shouting and panicked breathing.

"Unit 2 is down! We need a dic on 5th!"

"I can't see! The smoke is too thick!"

Kaito tapped the master override button.

The noise on the channel dropped by 50% as his system prioritized the command frequency.

"This is Arisaka. I am assuming Theater Managent," Kaito said. His voice was a flat, dry contrast to the chaos.

"Tatsuma-san, cease your hover-suppression on the North-West side. You are creating a downdraft that is pushing the fire into the lower ventilation shafts. Shift ten degrees East and use your wings for suction, not pressure. Clear the stairwells first."

On the rooftops, the sidekicks—specialists in sound, rescue, and combat—froze as the new voice cut through their headsets.

"Unit 1, the sound-quirk specialists," Kaito continued, his eyes tracking a heat-map of the alleyways.

"You are three ters out of position. Move two blocks East to the intersection of Haru and Main. Your sonar is hitting the brickwork at an angle that creates a blind spot in the basent levels. If you stay there, the Trigger-thralls will flank you from the sewers."

Ping. Ping. Ping.

Across the North-West ward, digital maps updated on every hero's visor. The chaotic red dots of the villains were suddenly countered by green optimal-path arrows.

"Unit 3," Kaito said, looking at the team struggling with a group of enhanced thugs near the docks.

"Stop the frontal assault. The villains' quirks are kinetic-absorption types. You are feeding them energy. Switch to chemical-suppressant grenades and move to the high-ground rooftops. I am uploading the synchronized GPS coordinates now."

Kaito sat back, the blue light of the tablet reflecting in his glasses.

~~~~~~

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