“What do you an?” I asked, extrely worried.
“We’re out of ti. They’re sending us now. I’m almost sure they were waiting for to file for entry and then planned to move it up without letting us know, but, well, don’t actually worry about how I found out. I’ll explain that later. The porter is here, and we just need to leave now,” Pryte said.
“Damn. Alright, let’s go. It’s just and the squad. We’ll be back as soon as we can,” l said, sounding pissed.
“l, how bad is this?” I whispered to the floating cloud man as we left the house.
“Don’t know yet. Hopefully, it’s just the first seven floors they fucked us on,” he whispered back and then said much louder, “Rember what I said about loading up on food.” There was a surprisingly human-looking man waiting for us in my front yard. He didn’t look happy to see us.
“This better be everyone. I’m not waiting for any stragglers,” he said as we got closer. I checked and it did indeed look like we had everyone. I moved Corey into my System storage just to make sure he wasn’t lost on the trip since I had no idea how this worked.
“It’s everyone, and we didn’t make you wait remotely past the cutoff ti, and as we are all ready, let’s go already,” Pryte fired back at the porter, still sounding as angry as he had been when he entered the house. The man raised one hand, snapped his fingers, and between one blink and the next, we were in a completely different place. The style and architecture reminded of the spire area I had been in when we first arrived. Was the entire spire just the sa?
“Follow and Pryte, and stay close. Don’t agree to anything anyone asks or says unless or Pryte tell ya to. How long til our match starts?” l asked Pryte after yelling at us. All around us were makeshift tables and peoples of all shapes and sizes selling goods. So had signs offering sponsorship deals, and even more had promises of cash if they agreed to a deal. None of them said just what that deal was, but based on what l had already told , I had a very bad feeling about anyone who signed up for one of those. I imagined it led to a life of what basically amounted to corporate indentured servitude.
“Minutes, we need to move fast. We aren’t getting any prep ti at all,” Pryte answered. This didn’t seem remotely fair, though I don’t know why I expected it to be. Nothing else had been so far.
“Alright, co on, we need to move faster,” l yelled as his floating cloud form sped up from its usual slow bob into sothing closer to my running speed. Everyone chased after him. Nearly a minute of the chase later, l stopped fast enough that I almost crashed into him, just barely dodging around him to avoid it.
“The Empire of Dave’s Arena Squad, the More Heads, the Better are ready for their match,” Pryte said from sowhere in front of l.
“Man, you barely made it. Head through there,” a voice said, which I assud was accompanied by pointing in a direction, but as l was still blocking my vision, I had no idea which direction.
“Alright, this is it. Pryte and I will be in the waiting room, rember what I told you, and good luck,” l said, leading us through a door. The new room was full of tables with food and tons of other places to sit. Several people were in lines grabbing said food. Others were sitting around talking. So were staring anxiously at monitors in the room that showed ongoing matches squads were performing in. I was about to ask how we got to the Arena when a new voice spoke up.
“The More Heads, the Better. Please follow .” I looked down and saw a small spider like person as the source of the voice. “In the future, please try to be earlier,” it continued as we followed behind, with l doing his odd floating nod as he watched us leave.
“Apologies, Floor Master, we won’t let it happen again. We deeply thank you for being so generous as to make sure we are still getting our spot despite our dilatoriness,” Rabyn said, utterly shocking at the comnt. I didn’t even know what dilatoriness ant. Clearly, he was just trying to be polite, but well, he was an orc and I hadn’t ever expected that level of eloquence out of him. Wait, did that make racist? I didn’t think so. The orcs had literally beaten it into that they were overly aggressive. I thought I had earned a little bit of prejudgent, but just in case, I’d try to reserve any judgnt on species that matched up with the fantasy races of Earth.
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“Ah, Rabyn, have you found a new squad?” the spider asked, turning toward the orc. Was Floor Master the spider’s na or their title? I decided it was best to keep quiet for now unless I had to speak, as it seed Rabyn had this under control.
“Yes, despite my forr faction’s failed invasion of their planet, Dave has been amiable in giving a new opportunity,” Rabyn answered. I wasn’t sure if I agreed with the description, but I wasn’t about to argue.
“I’m glad to hear that. You were wasted with the Singing Blades. Well, we are here. Please head through that door and it’ll drop you at your starting locations. Don’t attempt to leave the room you start in until the door within swings open. I hope to see you all again for a future floor,” the spider said again as they bid us through the final door. Passing through it was nearly identical to how I’d arrived at the archive the first ti.
One mont, we were in the waiting room; the next, we were in what looked like a kid's bedroom. There was a small bed, and the walls were covered in pictures of cartoon characters I didn’t recognize. The room had a single door and two windows. Did we have to use the door when the match started, or could we create our own exit?
“I believe we got incredibly lucky that Floor Master was our placent referee. I suspect a veritable fortune has changed hands to stack the deck against us, given the situation and the information Pryte gave us,” Rabyn said.
“I take it that ans a bad placent referee could’ve dumped us anywhere?” I asked. The idea of the door opening to reveal a giant hydra that would eat us less than a minute into the match didn’t seem like a pleasant one.
“Yes, I understand I’m not in command of this squad, but as I’m the only one present to have done this previously, I strongly recomnd that no one should leave the room the mont the door opens. We should have enough ti for to prepare a quick dish that’ll give each of us a boost,” Rabyn said. I looked to Elody, who nodded back at .
“Alright, we can do that, but after that, we need to start hunting down so recruits. Do you think we’re going to get a chance to rest between the floors?” I asked, wondering just how badly we had been screwed here.
“Not much. I assu we’ve been registered in such a way that we will receive minimal breaks in between matches. If that’s true, we should spend what little ti there is healing up as quickly as possible and, if ti allows, procuring the provisions we need,” Rabyn answered.
The door swung open, cutting off any chance at more discussion. A large cooking pot and several ingredients appeared in front of Rabyn as he went to work preparing a al. At the sa ti, Elody stuck her head out the open door, looking side to side, likely checking for anyone else. Cecile and Elicec both looked incredibly nervous, which was probably similar to how I looked. They were finally doing the thing they had left their howorld to do, but the stakes had sohow managed to grow even higher. The twinogs were now stuck in my faction, fighting for the continued freedom of Earth.
“I don’t see or sense anyone,” Elody said, and on the word sense, I realized Corey was still in my storage. I pulled the mallet out into the room. It just floated near , saying nothing. The sll of Rabyn’s work was deeply enticing. I briefly considered the idea of this being used to kill us all, but that dood him as well, and l seed confident he wouldn’t betray us in the Arena.
“Good. If we can get outside and take a good look around before any engagent, it’ll greatly benefit us. Now here, everyone eat this,” Rabyn said as he passed out bread bowls full of what he had just cooked. His tools of the trade had already disappeared back into his storage. The fact that he had managed to make this in under two minutes was amazing. I poured the contents of the bread bowl into my mouth, the flavors mixed into a nearly perfect harmony of savory and spice as I gulped it down, devouring the bread afterward. A surge of strength passed through as I ate. My mana pool looked larger than normal, and all my senses seed sowhat sharper.
“Woah, that was aweso!” Cecile said, more or less echoing my own thoughts on the matter.
“Thank you. Now it’s ti for the real fight. If it attacks us, don’t hesitate in your retribution. We’re likely stronger than a lot of the squads down here, so as long as we stick together, making it through shouldn’t be much of a problem,” Rabyn said as he led us from the room, opening the front door of the house we were in. Imdiately, all the sounds of a chaotic battle hit : the screams, the roars, every bit of it.
One of the key things to do before starting an Arena match is to make sure you stretch. You don’t want a muscle cramp at the wrong ti. Always make sure to get a good night’s rest and have a big al before the match as well. Keeping your energy up is critical. These rules can be just as useful in climbing the corporate ladder as they can in climbing the Arena.
Twenty Rules For a Better Tomorrow by Paulio
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