Nursing Ho!
Da She Wan was still practicing Tai Chi, placing a large water tank in front of him, with both hands stirring a vortex inside. It looked quite intimidating.
Two old grannies were playing cards.
Black Chess Piece and White Chess Piece were playing Gomoku, as they had done for ages.
anwhile, Su Yue combed his hair into a grown-up style, donned a dashing suit, and then carried a box of herring cans into the nursing ho’s entrance.
At this mont, he resembled the fearless Martial Arts Chen Zhen storming a club.
Kicking the Nanshan Nursing Ho.
Today, I am Su Batian.
The five elderly people had rigid mindsets, and under Su Yue’s display of strength, their aura seed a bit feeble.
"Breakfast is here, KFC, today there’s only foreign fast food, no old tofu, no scallion pancakes, if you don’t eat, you’ll go hungry... no one should delay my challenge."
Su Yue set down the breakfast.
"Fine, let’s have Western food today then, oh no, where did I put my knife and fork!"
Da She Wan walked over.
He clearly sensed a sowhat ominous air.
This kid seed determined to face a challenge with valor.
"Everyone has 10 minutes to finish breakfast.
"For fast food, why do you need a knife and fork, don’t give any of your weird stuff.
"If any of you eats slowly, don’t bla for opening a herring can!"
Su Yue dragged a chair over and sat down at the door like a bold Black Whirlwind.
Under the oppressive aura, the five elderly people finally stopped causing trouble.
Su Yue looked at his watch with a blank expression.
Pop!
The 10 minutes were up, and without waiting for the elderly to finish breakfast, he directly opened a herring can.
Instantly, a visible stench occupied the nursing ho’s airspace, an omnipresent foul odor that drove people mad, with no chance for fresh air to mix in.
The five elderly coughed repeatedly.
At this point, who could still have an appetite?
Su Yue was already holding a sticky fish, swallowing it in one go.
"I’m going to finish 100 cans of herring in no ti."
Pop!
After drinking even the juice, Su Yue opened another can.
"Keep an eye on things here, Old Wang has invited to go fishing, I’ll catch a few big fish for everyone, make fish soup tonight."
Da She Wan frowned, imdiately ready to flee.
"Old Zhang is inviting for coffee, I think he’s trying to court . I can’t delay, I’m going for the coffee first."
The Great Girl could barely suppress her nausea.
"I’ve arranged to do square dancing, but so high school students are always playing basketball and affecting us, I’ve got to claim the space, I’m leaving first."
The Second Girl was ready to bid farewell too.
"I’m off to participate in the national board ga competition, I’ve already paid the registration fee, I can’t be late."
White Chess Piece stood up.
"I, I... have to go give soone a fortune reading... I..."
Black Chess Piece’s stomach was spasd from the stench too.
Bang!
However.
Su Yue kicked the door shut.
Pop!
This was his fifth herring can opened.
"Today is my assessnt day, if anyone dares to run, I’ll buy a coffin and hang myself here."
Su Yue’s pupils sparkled with an uncompromising look.
Since it’s an assessnt, let’s all play together.
No one gets to escape.
"Whose brainchild is this tornt, it’s just too slly."
Da She Wan sat down heavily, almost standing his hair on end with anger.
"How about we just consider this assessnt passed!"
The Great Girl tilted her head to breathe in fresh air.
She really couldn’t take it anymore.
"No way!"
Su Yue stomped his foot, looking stubborn.
"My whole life as Su Yue, I stand by principles, most avoiding favoritism and fraud.
"If 100 cans an passing the assessnt, then it must be 100 cans, even missing one can, one fish, or a drop of broth doesn’t count as 100."
Pop!
Pop!
Pop!
Su Yue kept opening cans, his face showing disdain.
Stinky.
Oh, it was really stinky.
But when eaten, it didn’t actually taste that special.
This level of challenge was just a drizzle.
...
Knock, knock, knock!
Knock, knock, knock!
Su Yue had eaten over 30 cans, and the five elders cried streaming from the sll.
They finally admitted.
This one’s hardcore.
A peculiar mind not like regular folks, with a head made of iron, an exceptionally gifted tough one.
Suddenly.
Urgent knocking was heard from outside the door.
"Nursing ho’s people, are you cooking excrent in there?"
"Right, are you still letting people live?"
"My family runs a grilled fish shop, and the fish in the tank were all stunk to death, who’s responsible."
"I’m warning you, stop this biochemical behavior now."
The nursing ho caused a collective protest from nearby residents.
Pop!
Pop!
But Su Yue remained as he was, opening herring cans one after another.
The five elderly were besieged, all too scared to speak, worried about being condemned, living face to face with neighbors.
What kind of evil act was this?
...
Finally, Su Yue finished eating 100 cans of herring.
The salty challenge was also concluded.
"Hello, we are with the City Managent Team, soone reported you were preparing biochemical concoctions, we need to check."
Finally, residents couldn’t bear it and alerted the authorities.
Da She Wan opened the door.
"What concoction, we’re just cooking."
Da She Wan invited the city managent officers in for inspection.
The city officials glanced at all the empty herring can boxes, nodded, leaving with a look that said ’you’re tough’, and turned to leave.
People nowadays, wanting to beco famous online at any cost.
Even elderly folks challenge herring cans.
And so many.
"Gentlen, the lemons have arrived, today I must learn the Moon Nether True Scripture.
"If anyone has any grievances with my father, let’s bring it out."
Su Yue opened the bag of lemons, not even bothering to peel the skin, biting into half of one instantly, juice splattering everywhere.
Hiss!
Watching Su Yue chew the lemon, White Chess Piece took a deep breath.
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