Read light novels, web novels, Chinese novels, Korean novels, Japanese novels and books online for FREE.
Font Size
18px
Now reading: Chapter 59: Good News from Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman, a Adventure novel by HouseofTales.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

For 20 advanced chapters, visit my Patreon:

spatreon/Twilight_scribe1

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Good news, Henry I've got good news!"

Marianne's voice chirped excitedly over the phone.

Henry had just started dinner. The braised pork was still simring, and the rice cooker had barely begun doing its job when the call ca out of the blue.

He glanced at the clock on the wall and raised a brow.

"I thought you guys shut down after hours. Don't agents go ho and rest like normal people?"

"Union agents are still agents, honey," Marianne said with a tired huff. "You ever t one with regular hours? We don't clock out we just run out of coffee." She paused. "But co on, aren't you even curious what the good news is? It's about you, after all."

Henry chuckled. "Sweetheart, your well-being concerns more than any casting notice. But sure, I'm glad to hear there's good news and even gladder you thought of first."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk… you silver-tongued devil," she teased. "Now I feel sorry for all the girls who fell for that line before . Unless wait you're trying to rush off the phone 'cause soone else is already in your bed?"

"You wound !" Henry gasped in mock horror. "I'm just a poor man, cooking dinner for one, eating in front of a soap opera rerun and quietly wasting away."

Okay, that last part about the soap opera was made up, but the "quietly wasting away" part? That rang true.

Evening life in this era felt dull for soone who rembered what ca next. Entertainnt hadn't evolved much yet. Henry spent most nights listening to music or tinkering with computers tweaking code, testing systems. Fulfilling, sure. But fun? Not really. That was a different kind of satisfaction.

"Such a sha," Marianne sighed. "If only you'd called first. I'm actually still at the guild office waiting for my date to show up. Had you gotten in earlier, I might've given you a shot, you know?"

Henry let out a nervous chuckle.

Yeah, he'd definitely been letting his mouth run a bit looser lately bla it on Alaska and all those rugged fishern teaching him Arican male banter 101. But while his flirting had gotten bolder, he hadn't gone full playboy. Not in this town.

Why?

Simple answer: AIDS.

Welco to the 1990s. The most popular thing in Arica besides jeans and pop music? Sexually transmitted diseases.

And sure, Superman once got a cold in a non-canon comic proof enough for Henry that Kryptonian invulnerability had limits. Especially when it ca to viruses.

Sure, his X-ray vision could spot bone fractures and orthopedic screws, maybe even a tucked-away gun. But tell viral load from skin and posture? Not a chance.

He'd even done his due diligence: spent a few days quietly hanging out at hospitals, watching patients of every stripe. The reality? So diseases had no visible markers, even under alien vision.

Mix in HIV, asymptomatic syphilis, or any one of a dozen bloodborne nightmares… yeah, Henry had zero intention of living like so party-hopping Hollywood gigolo.

And let's not forget this was Los Angeles, with the San Fernando Valley right next door. Arica's adult film capital.

No thanks.

Besides, flirting was one thing. Going full casanova? That was a liability. Too many entanglents, too many loose ends. If any shady organization caught wind of a Kryptonian with a trail of "off-the-record" dalliances?

Yeah. Not worth it.

Henry laughed it off and smoothly changed the subject.

"So, darling, stop teasing what's this good news you called about?"

"Ugh, fine! You're clearly trying to get rid of ."

"I'm heartbroken," he replied, dramatically. "I just didn't want to ruin your date. I do try to be considerate."

He could hear a man's voice in the background:

"Baby, I'm here! You ready to go?"

Marianne muffled the receiver. "One sec, sweetheart! I've got a work call!"

Didn't help. Henry still heard everything.

When she ca back on the line, her voice had a faint trace of regret.

"Okay, I can't stay long. The good news is… the production team from Under Siege got back to us. You're in."

"Hey! That is good news," Henry said, genuinely pleased. "Guess I'll sleep like a baby tonight."

"Make sure you swing by the guild in the next few days and pick up your paperwork. You'll be needed on set soon. And heads up they want full-ti presence."

Henry raised a brow.

"That's a bit unusual for extras, isn't it?"

Typically, only main cast were locked into full-ti schedules. Extras background actors got paid by the day or hour. Production crews would usually bunch all the crowd scenes together to minimize costs.

Bringing extras in every day? That wasn't just expensive it was weirdly generous.

But hey, if they had money to burn and wanted bodies on standby, Henry wasn't about to complain. Paid downti was still paid.

"Alright," he said. "I'll drop by tomorrow to grab the materials."

"Perfect. I've gotta run."

"Have a lovely night, sweetheart."

"Sha you're not the one I'm spending it with."

Marianne's wistful tone lingered for a beat before the line went dead.

Henry smiled to himself and went back to his braised pork.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Loving the story so far? Want more chapters? Drop a Power Stone to show your support! A quick review would an the world too.Thanks, everyone! ❤️

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You are reading Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman Chapter 59: Good News on WuxiaFull. Use Previous, Chapter List, or Next to continue.
Share this chapter
Bookmark saves this novel to your account. Reading History keeps recent chapters in this browser.
Continuous reading

You May Also Like

Marvel Manifestor cover
Same author

Marvel Manifestor

HouseofTales ·Action

CrossingintotheMarveluniverse,hegainedagoldenfingercalledTheStrongestDemonHunterbutwhocouldhaveguessedthatthisso-calledcheatwouldturnouttobecomplet...

The Lord Of Blood Hill cover
Same genre

The Lord Of Blood Hill

Raymonbin ·Adventure

AsoulfromEarthunexpectedlyfindsitselfinaworldwovenwithswordsandmagic.Thisguy,nownamedHenwell,seemstobeconstantlychallengedbyfate,asifthegoddessofde...

Walker Of The Worlds cover
Trending now

Walker Of The Worlds

Grandvoiddaoist ·Action

LinMuwasacommonboylivinginasmalltown,ostracizedbythetownsmenbecauseofamistakehemadeduringtheharvest,hishouseseizedtocompensateforit.Forcedtofendfor...

User Comments

0 comments from readers

Post Comment
By posting a comment, you agree to all relevant terms.
There are currently no comments. Join the community and start the discussion.
Please create an account or sign in to post a comment.