At that mont, Cangben Tailang and his companions were utterly dumbfounded, shocked beyond words.
"It’s impossible! You must have seen their conditions earlier; otherwise, you couldn’t have diagnosed them so quickly!" Cangben Tailang shouted, his face filled with disbelief.
"I saw their conditions earlier? Weren’t they always under your control? Did you take to see them?"
Jiang Chen sneered sarcastically, looking at Cangben Tailang, "Are you panicking now? It seems your Beihai National dical Association really can’t handle losing, huh?"
"Mr. Cangben, please watch your words. Each challenger selects and brings in their patients; if any information leaks, it’s your fault."
Wu Qiubo also spoke confidently, "Moreover, our Fla Dragon Kingdom’s ancient dicine is truly magical! Look, sll, ask, and touch, no tools needed to make a diagnosis!"
At the end, Wu Qiubo stood tall and proud, deeply moved and proud of his decision to choose Jiang Chen.
Cangben Tailang was relentless, "I, I don’t believe it, diagnose if you can!"
Jiang Chen glanced at him and chuckled lightly, "Are you sick?"
Cangben Tailang nodded without hesitation, "Yes, I am sick!"
"Wow, this is the first ti I’ve heard soone admit they’re sick, it must be serious!" Yan Hu mocked tily.
Before the crowd could react, reminded by Yan Hu’s words, they suddenly got the point.
"Ha ha... Cangben Tailang said he’s sick!"
"He really is sick!"
"He’s seriously ill!"
"Better go see a psychiatrist, ha ha!"
The conference room erupted in laughter.
"You, you..." Cangben Tailang’s face turned ashen as he looked at Jiang Chen, too angry to speak.
Goumao Jingshang’s face darkened as he shouted, "What? Afraid of being exposed, you avoid by resorting to such tactics?"
"Yes! Diagnose him if you dare!"
Cangben Tailang quickly chid in, raising his hand and showing his wrist to Jiang Chen.
"President Wu just said, our ancient dicine values look, sll, ask, and touch!"
Jiang Chen sized up Cangben Tailang, didn’t reach out, but mocked, "For your condition, just looking suffices. As for touching—I’d rather not soil my hands."
"You...!"
Cangben Tailang was so furious he almost burst a blood vessel, but he held his breath and glared at Jiang Chen, "Fine, what’s my condition?"
Jiang Chen said with a light laugh, "The first condition, I think everyone here can see, you have a problem with your brain, what we call ntal illness. Otherwise, you wouldn’t shout about being sick so loudly!"
"Ha ha!"
"Ha ha..."
"Ha ha, yes, I saw it too!"
"He definitely has a brain issue!"
"From my diagnosis, it’s not a mild case!"
The conference room was filled with roaring laughter again.
Cangben Tailang’s face turned dark and stormy, and he fiercely swept his gaze over everyone.
"Wow, he’s even got staring sickness!"
"Beihai people, why are you glaring at your grandfather?"
"I can cure staring sickness, just need to gouge them out!"
Cangben Tailang’s behavior imdiately provoked a burst of jeering.
While Beihai National might have been the third place in two consecutive dical exchanges, that doesn’t an it’s powerful. Many countries present were stronger than Beihai National. Everyone might refrain from comparing dical skills with Cangben Tailang, but he thought he could intimidate them with his glares? Wishful thinking!
"Alright, the second condition has also been identified by everyone, no need for to elaborate—staring sickness!" Jiang Chen opened his mouth with a light laugh.
"Ha ha!"
"Ha ha..."
"Yes, it’s clear to see, I realize I also understand a bit of ancient dicine now!"
Everyone burst into laughter once more.
"The third symptom." Jiang Chen spoke again.
The eting room imdiately fell silent. Everyone knew that Jiang Chen was mocking Cangben Tailang with the first two symptoms, but the third one was the ti to show his real skills.
"Cangben, right? You have a pale forehead, floating steps, and crooked legs. Although your face is ruddy, your lips are dry. All these signs indicate one thing—you have kidney deficiency!" Jiang Chen spoke with a mocking tone in his eyes.
"Kidney deficiency!?"
"Damn, Cangben Tailang has kidney deficiency?!"
"Wait, isn’t it normal for soone as old as Cangben Tailang to have kidney deficiency?"
"Yeah!"
The crowd first gasped, and then suddenly realized that Cangben Tailang was already over sixty. It was perfectly normal to have kidney deficiency!
"Not normal! Looking at the age it’s normal, but don’t ignore one thing. This Cangben with kidney deficiency is an Innate Grandmaster. According to international standards, he is as strong as a Paladin Knight. A Paladin Knight, having kidney deficiency at the age of sixty, is that normal?" Jiang Chen squinted, speaking loudly.
"Paladin Knight?!"
"Cangben Tailang has the strength of a Paladin Knight?"
"Holy shit, a Paladin Knight with kidney deficiency at his age?"
"That really is Cangben with kidney deficiency!"
"Yeah, Cangben Tailang, you shouldn’t be called Cangben Tailang anymore, you should be called Cangben Kidney Deficient!"
"Haha! That na is good, Cangben Kidney Deficient!"
The eting room burst into laughter again, with people showing no regard for Cangben Tailang’s Paladin Knight strength and mockingly jeering.
"Bastard!"
Cangben Tailang’s face turned bright red with anger as he glared fiercely at Jiang Chen, his eyes flashing coldly.
"Cangben Kidney Deficient, you’re not just kidney deficient, you’re also impotent!" Jiang Chen spoke once more.
"What?"
"Impotent?!"
"Wait a minute, how does being impotent relate to kidney deficiency?!"
"Right!"
The crowd was dumbfounded, looking at Jiang Chen in astonishnt.
Cangben Tailang’s face grew even uglier, and even Goumao Jingshang and his associates looked at Cangben Tailang in shock.
"Impotent, but also kidney deficient. Do you all still not understand why I find it disgusting not to want to feel his pulse?" Jiang Chen said with a faint smile.
The crowd paused, montarily unable to understand the connection between the two.
Buzz!
"Enough!"
Cangben Tailang roared, suddenly radiating an icy aura.
Buzz, buzz!
In the instant that Cangben Tailang’s aura erupted, two powerful auras soared into the sky. Mo Si and Ke Laifu leaped to Cangben Tailang’s side, staring coldly at him.
Feeling the Semi Venerable Venerable Realm aura radiating from the two, Cangben Tailang’s expression changed, he gritted his teeth, glared fiercely at Jiang Chen, and retracted his aura.
"Holy shit! Impotent and yet kidney deficient, isn’t this self-inflicted?"
Suddenly, a surprised shout arose.
The crowd paused for a mont, then understood instantly!
"Haha! Self-inflicted!"
"Haha... impotent yet self-inflicted, was this squeezed out?"
"Holy crap, badass!"
"Cangben Kidney Deficient, you can go treat soone’s illness now!"
"Haha! Cangben got issues, haha..."
The eting room broke into roaring laughter once more, shaking the glasses of the eting room.
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