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"Doctor, please teach !"
Chainsaw Boy bowed ninety degrees, humbly asking for advice.
"Then I'll teach you the first thing first..." Amamiya Natsuki said earnestly, with Komi on his left hand and Tsuba-senpai on his right, transforming into a spiritual ntor, "Sincerely apologize."
"Eh?"
Chainsaw Boy was stunned and stamred, "But I did such excessive things, even if I apologize, they won't forgive , right?"
Amamiya Natsuki raised his eyebrows and said, "Have you apologized?"
"... No."
"Then how do you know they won't forgive you?"
"..."
"Do you know where you went wrong?" Amamiya Natsuki's expression was serious, "It's not that you dated three girls at the sa ti, but your concealnt and deception."
"If you had told your Senpai the first ti you were threatened by a delinquent girl in your class with a notebook, it's likely that nothing would have happened, because you were a coerced victim."
"But you chose to deceive and conceal, which is the root cause of disappointnt."
"..."
Chainsaw Boy was speechless.
Amamiya Natsuki said in a deep voice:
"If you want everyone to forgive you, dogeza as soon as you see them."
"Wait, dogeza or sothing..."
"Even the chief can dogeza, why can't you?" Amamiya Natsuki asked, "Do you think it's a little embarrassing?"
"I, I didn't..."
Chainsaw Boy's tone was a little guilty.
"Now I'll teach you the second thing." Amamiya Natsuki held out two fingers, "If you want to be a harem scumbag, you have to be shaless. Which is more important, your girlfriend or your face?"
"That..."
Chainsaw Boy stamred.
Bang!
Amamiya Natsuki slapped the table: "Answer loudly!"
"My girlfriend is more important!"
Chainsaw Boy quickly sat up straight and answered loudly.
"Very good." Amamiya Natsuki nodded with a smile, "As long as you are shaless enough, you are already halfway to success."
"Yes, Doctor!"
Tsuba-senpai: "… …"
As expected, did I ss up sowhere?
The boy in front of her is clearly a vengeful spirit, so why is he listening to you like an elentary school student!
"There is nothing in this world that can't be solved with a Dogeza. Even a major accident like a nuclear power plant leak is just a Dogeza on TV. What does your little problem amount to?"
Amamiya Natsuki continued to impart life experience, "If one Dogeza doesn't work, then do it twice. If twice doesn't work, then do it three tis, until they are willing to talk to you."
"As for …" Amamiya Natsuki's tone was full of sighs, as he hugged the Tsuba-senpai and Komi in his arms, "I used this thod to gain everyone's forgiveness back then."
(They didn't forgive you!)
(Wanting to be a scumbag with a harem, dating everyone at the sa ti, how could they forgive you so easily!)
Tsuba-senpai's cheeks puffed up slightly upon hearing this, and she couldn't help but glare at Amamiya Natsuki.
But to be honest… she wasn't really that angry.
If everyone were just ordinary people, then being single-minded would be a basic requirent, and any cheating behavior would be unforgivable.
However, everyone is an unlucky player chosen by the survival ga.
Before each entry into a dungeon, everyone in the mutual aid group silently prays, because no one can guarantee that they will be able to clear the dungeon and survive one hundred percent.
After several dungeons, everyone has truly shared life and death. In the face of bonds that transcend life and death, the matter of Natsuki-kun wanting to start a harem is not so unforgivable.
Of course, they still won't agree to it easily.
"Doctor, what should I do next?"
With Tsuba-senpai and Komi as witnesses in front of him, and with Amamiya Natsuki's life experience being very reasonable, Chainsaw Boy couldn't wait to know what to do next.
"What's next…" Amamiya Natsuki continued to hug them, "There's no such thing as a free lunch in this world. Kobayashi has enough money on him, right?"
Chainsaw Boy imdiately beca nervous: "I don't have any money on ."
"Then there's nothing I can do." Amamiya Natsuki sighed regretfully, "When Tang Sanzang obtained the scriptures from the Buddha in the Western Paradise, he still had to pay for them."
"Doctor, please be sure to teach !"
Chainsaw Boy was already panicking. Without a life ntor, how could he make his three girlfriends change their minds, or even date him at the sa ti? It was completely impossible.
"I have so personal matters to deal with, but I can't get away for a while." Amamiya Natsuki pretended to ponder, "If you are willing to help…"
"Please let help!"
"Since you are so sincere, then I will give you a chance." Amamiya Natsuki nodded slightly, "Go out now and guard the door. Don't let anyone in unless I call you in."
"Yes, Doctor."
Chainsaw Boy respectfully bowed and turned to walk out of the consultation room.
Click.
The door closed.
Tsuba-senpai quickly stood up and distorted away from Amamiya Natsuki:
"Are you really Natsuki-kun?"
Although Komi vouched for him, it was still a bit unsettling to see him with the face of a decadent doctor.
"I'm sorry, you've mistaken ." Amamiya Natsuki said with a serious face, "I am a doctor with a terminal illness."
Tsuba-senpai put her right hand on her waist and couldn't help but scold him: "Release Shoko first."
Amamiya Natsuki removed the disguise, revealing his original appearance, and said speechlessly:
"Komi doesn't want to get up herself."
"… …"
The lust mushroom only makes people instinctively impulsive, it doesn't make them lose their mory.
So Komi knew very well what she had just done.
(I, I actually took the initiative to kiss a boy's face… How embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing!)
(And it was in front of Tsuba-senpai. I have no face to see anyone anymore!)
In her cold cleaner form, it was hard to tell, but after removing the disguise, it was discovered that Komi's face was already red enough to drip blood, and steam was gushing out from the top of her head. She covered her cheeks with both hands, almost hiding under the table.
Seeing this scene, Tsuba-senpai sighed faintly and couldn't help but scold Amamiya Natsuki.
No wonder you were so skilled just now. You clearly have personal experience as a fellow scumbag with a harem!
Amamiya Natsuki had already mastered the skill of shalessness, ignoring Tsuba-senpai's reproachful gaze, and asked:
"Senpai, what is the content of your mission?"
In the previous written conversation, the main content was Chainsaw Boy, as well as the plan agreent. There was no ti to ask about other things.
"My identity is a patient…" Tsuba-senpai raised her right hand, tucked the falling strand of hair behind her ear, and pursed her pink lips, seeming a little embarrassed to say, "There is only one mission, which is to have the attending physician issue a certificate of no illness."
Amamiya Natsuki's gaze beca subtle: "Senpai, are you in the psychiatric departnt?"
"You guessed it." Tsuba-senpai sighed helplessly, "It's the psychiatric departnt."
Even in reality, it is an extrely difficult thing for a ntally ill person to prove that they are not ill, let alone in a strange and unpredictable script.
The place where Tsuba-senpai descended was a ward. After seeing the character mission, she was not well at all. In a strange Hospital, proving that she was not ntally ill was clearly an unsolvable problem.
Because she was a ntally ill person, her actions were also restricted, and there was a special Nurse guarding her, not allowing her to leave the ward.
Just as she was at a loss, Tsuba-senpai saw Komi passing by the door.
Of course, Komi was still in the gloomy janitor's attire, but the mushroom on her head was particularly conspicuous and very easy to identify.
Koyasu Tsuba quickly made a sound to attract Komi, then confird their identities by exchanging secret signals.
When they were leaving, they were blocked by the Nurse guarding the ward. Fortunately, Headless JK Aoi was there. With a single swing of her Chainsaw, the vengeful spirit Nurse obediently shut her mouth.
"That's how it is."
Koyasu Tsuba let out a soft sigh, looking at the boy's face under the light, her heart quietly settling down.
For so reason, it seed that as long as Amamiya Natsuki was by her side, the seemingly hopeless task suddenly beca easy.
"Senpai's task shouldn't be difficult." Amamiya Natsuki pondered for two seconds, quickly grasping the key. "It's very difficult to prove you're not sick, but it's very easy to get others to say you're not sick."
"Huh? How?"
Amamiya Natsuki said casually:
"For example, grab your attending physician, lock him up, and beat him until he issues a certificate of discharge without illness."
Koyasu Tsuba couldn't help but retort:
"That's a malevolent spirit doctor. Using violence would be very dangerous, wouldn't it?"
Amamiya Natsuki said:
"Then don't use violence, try bribing him."
"So scary." Tsuba-senpai hugged her arms to her chest. "It's either violence or bribery. Natsuki-kun, if you beco a politician in the future, you'll definitely rise through the ranks, won't you?"
"Senpai, you're underestimating the filth of politicians."
...
After talking for a while, Amamiya Natsuki quickly said:
"Let's put Senpai's task aside for now. There's still plenty of ti, no rush. The main goal now is to find Chika and the others."
"Mm, understood."
Koyasu Tsuba nodded lightly, already having an idea. "Should we still plant mushrooms and then have everyone co find us?"
"That's the simplest and most effective thod." Amamiya Natsuki nodded, looking at the introverted Komi beside him, and said, "Shoko, co plant a mushroom."
...
Komi's delicate body trembled slightly, her eyes timid, her feet unwilling to approach.
"Don't worry, it won't be that coincidental, having that kind of mushroom twice." Amamiya Natsuki beckoned, "Juju and the others don't know where they are yet. You don't want everyone to get hurt, do you?"
...
Hearing this, Komi finally made up her mind, took a deep breath, and with a face full of sha, walked in front of Amamiya Natsuki, turning her head to look elsewhere, completely daring not to make eye contact.
Amamiya Natsuki casually planted a mushroom, reached out and stroked Komi's head, then said:
"It's a pride mushroom. You can rest assured."
"Phew..."
Hearing it was a pride mushroom, Komi imdiately breathed a sigh of relief.
Arrogance is fine, but just make sure not to kiss boys again!
"Natsuki-kun, plant a mushroom for too."
Koyasu Tsuba walked over gracefully, completely unafraid of planting a mushroom.
Amamiya Natsuki nodded and planted another mushroom for Senpai.
"Let see myself..." Koyasu Tsuba reached up and touched the mushroom on her head. "Hmm, it's a Gluttony mushroom. It seems that, as I guessed, the mushroom's attribute isn't fixed."
"Senpai, you and Komi should split up." Amamiya Natsuki said, "Expand the search area and let everyone find you."
"I understand." Koyasu Tsuba nodded lightly. "What about you, Natsuki-kun?"
"I'll do an experint first..." Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at the door. "Kobayashi, co in."
The door opened, and the Chainsaw Boy, with a Chainsaw on his head, walked in, respectfully saying:
"Doctor, just tell if there's anything you need to do."
"No rush." Amamiya Natsuki waved his hand. "Are there any more patients outside?"
The Chainsaw Boy nodded, blood dripping down his cheek: "There's one."
"Let him in."
"Yes, Doctor."
...
A mont later.
The third patient walked in.
This was a Braided-hair girl wearing glasses, with her glasses broken and covered in blood. Seeing the people in the consultation room, she was clearly a bit hesitant.
"Doctor... why are there so many people?" The blood-stained Glasses Girl's voice was faint. "I don't want others to know about my illness."
"Don't worry, it's just for a verification." Amamiya Natsuki interlaced his fingers and smiled, "Aoi, close the door."
Bang.
The consultation room door closed, and Headless JK walked in, holding a kitchen knife.
The Glasses Girl clearly sensed that the atmosphere was off and turned to leave: "I'm not seeing a doctor anymore."
"Stop."
Headless JK raised the Chainsaw in her hand, blocking the Glasses Girl's path, her voice faint, "Listen to the Doctor finish speaking."
"I don't want to work lately, I just want to lie flat, but I also need to et performance requirents." Amamiya Natsuki looked at the Glasses Girl. "So, can you give a perfect rating and then go to another doctor for a consultation?"
Facing a room full of fierce-looking people, the Glasses Girl was clearly a bit nervous, showing no intention of resisting: "I'm sorry... where do I give a good rating?"
Amamiya Natsuki clicked his tongue: "You got there."
So far, two good ratings had been received on the task panel: one from Headless JK and one from the Chainsaw Boy. Clearly, this thing should be the patient's subjective evaluation, and forced good ratings were ineffective.
After a simple verification, finding that it was indeed impossible to fake good ratings, Amamiya Natsuki helplessly waved his hand and said:
"Senpai, you and Komi can act now."
To protect the safety of Senpai and Komi, Amamiya Natsuki also had Headless JK and the Chainsaw Boy follow behind them.
As the consultation room emptied, Amamiya Natsuki's gaze returned to the Glasses Girl and he said:
"This patient, please describe your illness. Please rest assured, as a doctor, I will strictly keep your secret."
"Hehehe..."
The Glasses Girl took off her broken glasses, revealing a pair of pink eyes that actually looked like two hearts. "Doctor, I can't hold back much longer."
Amamiya Natsuki said without changing his expression:
"Please speak slowly."
"I've been an honor student since I was little, often ranking first in my grade. Until that day, on my way ho from school, I found a shopping bag on the side of the road. At the ti, I don't know why, but I was possessed and picked the thing up and took it ho..." At this point, the Braided-hair girl paused slightly. "The Doctor will keep my secret, right?"
"Of course." Amamiya Natsuki pushed up the glasses on his nose. "Please trust my professional ethics as a doctor... What was in the bag?"
"Inside were things only adults can see, like [BEEP--], and [BEEP--]."
Hey, hey, what on earth are you talking about?
Why are there forbidden words!
The pink glow in the Braided-hair girl's eyes grew stronger, her smile dangerous: "I hid in my room alone and secretly watched everything, then manually generated electricity, and only then did I realize there was such a joyful thing in the world, especially when I'm nervous, I can't hold back at all..."
What does "manually generated electricity" an?
I don't understand at all!
"Doctor..." The Braided-hair girl raised her right hand, and there seed to be [BEEP--] on her fingers, a sickly smile on her face. "You'll satisfy , right?"
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