"Damn your grandpa!"
Just then, soone ca into the yard: "Is your third brother back ho?"
It was Dongyun Yu’s grandpa, Dongn Jun, who hadn’t even finished his sentence before he heard that ’Damn your grandpa,’ and imdiately took offense: "Old third, haven’t you had enough yet?"
This scene...how could you even describe this chaos.
Finally, amidst the chaos, Dongyun Yu finished his al and surprisingly spent the whole afternoon being unusually well-behaved.
Occasionally muttering to himself, but overall quite peaceful.
The couple was relieved, thinking he must have had his fair share of hardships outside, finally realizing the good in family. As long as the child shows signs of repentance, it’s a good thing.
According to family traditions, when a child returns from abroad, he must worship the ancestors in the afternoon of the sa day.
Dongyun Yu obediently went to the ancestral tomb, accompanied by his father, uncles, and elder brothers, along with a few family elders.
Once inside the ancestral hall, after bowing several tis, Dongyun Yu started chatting.
"I say, ancestors, you all owe one. If it weren’t for , who knows how many years it would take for our Dong Family to achieve such glory! It’s because of ... You should express so gratitude, maybe let so blue smoke rise from your graves or sothing?"
Before he could finish his words, his father personally knocked him to the ground, dragged him out, and gave him a beating!
It’s one thing to behave like that outside, but to act this way during ancestor worship, it feels like we’re dishonoring our ancestors if not beaten to death.
At night, they reluctantly held a welco-back feast, and after drinking, the three brothers ended up fighting.
Following that, the entire family, including both the elders and the younger generation, all joined in and beat Dongyun Yu half to death.
Late at night, this guy recovered and went out, shouting across the streets: "I’m telling you, I’m Dongyun Yu and I’m back! I’ve achieved sothing big and I’m back! I’ve made a great contribution and I’m back!"
"Don’t you all act like you have grudges with ; I’m annoyed just looking at you, but I can’t help it, you’re destined to share in my glory. I don’t even want you to, but why should you? But I’m just that excellent... there’s nothing to be done!"
"As they say, a talent will shine wherever it is. Look at you, following the rules yet boasting about being gentlen, pah... I’m telling you, even if you were to eat shit, it wouldn’t be the warm kind... bleugh, bleugh, bleugh..."
"Bleugh... not to ntion earning rits and awards, let alone becoming a model of the Continent and a guardian hero like ..."
This guy went up and down the streets, shouting until after midnight.
Later on, an ancestor from god knows how many generations ago couldn’t stand it anymore and popped out to knock him out, tossing him over a hundred miles right into the Dongn Zhi Family’s courtyard.
Whether it was poor aim or intentional, with a loud crash, he landed on the roof. The sleeping family inside discovered their house had collapsed, with Dongyun Yu rolling down from the rooftop...
This is just asking for it!
Yet another beating followed.
Since the first day he returned ho, the entire Dong Family has been thrown into chaos.
It’s even more chaotic than when the flas of war spread here during warti.
The sounds of battle, cursing, collapsing houses, and the yells of humans and animals are endless.
The dust and smoke continuously rise into the sky...
The elders of the Dong Family looked on with furrowed brows and worried expressions.
"What a sin!"
An elder with tears in his eyes looked up to the sky and lanted: "How was he born, how could such a rare specin be born in a millennium...?"
Another elder looked speechless: "How many days will he stay at ho? How many more days? He should be leaving, right? If he doesn’t leave tomorrow, I’ll just retreat and ditate in the mountains..."
Everyone looked speechless: "Afraid even going to the mountains won’t avoid him..."
While thinking, they heard a loud crash...
Dust and smoke rose everywhere.
Everyone rushed out, noses contorted with anger.
Half of Cuiping Mountain near the ancestral tombs collapsed with the noise of a landslide.
Amidst the dust, Dongyun Yu flew out, holding up a long strip: "Hahaha, I told you, since there’s such a thick Polygonum multiflorum here, there must be millennial Polygonum multiflorum... Ancestors, see what I found? If it weren’t for , when would this treasure ever..."
Almost all the elders flew out angrily, their faces dark with rage.
"Kill this troublemaker!"
The crowd gritted their teeth, disregarding their status, and all rushed at him.
Dongyun Yu was carried back ho again. This ti, they truly nearly beat him to death.
But they couldn’t stop Dongyun Yu from having an elixir on him, so after a few hours, he recovered again.
"A bunch of old killers really are ruthless, actually trying to harm , the future hope of the Dong Family... I’ll tell you today, if it wasn’t for , without , the Dong Family, haha..."
"What great things have you done in your life? In all these years, how many things has the Dong Family accomplished? You all boast about being gentlen; who knows if you’re liars behind the scenes, lots of you might even be fooling around..."
An elder’s voice pitched with anger: "Hang him up! Gag him, hang him on the big jujube tree at the Stone Gate! Beat him! Beat him for three days and nights!"
"Without my order, do not let him down!"
For such an ancient and traditional family, the words "fooling around" were truly an unbearable burden of sha.
This is a reputation built over thousands of years!
Dongyun Yu’s reckless words finally led to the ultimate disaster.
Bound and gagged, he was suspended upside down from a branch of the big jujube tree.
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