All the competitions were over.
Then, naturally, it was ti for the award ceremony and summary recognition.
But this summary was indeed... a bit unusual.
The students were thronging to watch, but the leaders couldn’t muster any enthusiasm.
First up was the main event: the first-year award.
Baiyun Martial Academy stepped onto the stage as the runners-up, each with high spirits and shining deanor.
Then, when the champion was announced, the whole venue erupted: everyone was waiting to see the King of Feces!
This champion award ceremony was dubbed by everyone as the ’Coronation Ceremony of the King of Feces’.
Yes, King of Feces is Xue Wanshi’s new nickna.
Since that day, he honorably beca the king among feces. He was collectively crowned as the King of Feces, and couldn’t take off his yellow robe even if he wanted to.
Throughout history, only he knelt on the ring in front of his opponent, and then scared himself into shitting on the spot!
Publicly defecating in front of millions, truly unprecedented and never to be seen again.
So, he was given the elegant nickna: King of Feces!
Simply because no one else could be more spectacular in this aspect than him.
And he was also the champion, making it all the more fitting.
The title of ’King’ was well deserved.
The mont the champion was announced, tens of thousands of people chanted in unison: "King of Feces! King of Feces! King of Feces!"
The montum was overwhelming, breaking through the skies.
All the leaders of the Tianren Martial Academy on stage had faces ashen as iron.
Because among those chanting, many were from Tianren Martial Academy.
They were also shouting enthusiastically.
Now in Tianren Martial Academy, when soone says, "Our Tianren Martial Academy’s Xue Wanshi is that King of Feces," all the students collectively deny it.
"That’s a son of the Xue family, not a student of our Tianren Martial Academy."
The students were angry too.
If you were defeated, any humiliation would suffice.
But you actually knelt on the ring?
You were so scared on the ring that you defecated and urinated?
What the hell are you!
The thousand-year reputation of Tianren Martial Academy was flushed down the drain by your shit and piss!
Everyone wanted to kill him; how could they comfort him or cheer for him?
Xue Wanshi did not appear.
After that day, although he was rescued and recovered, he was left with a huge psychological trauma. For example, if anyone made a sudden move in front of him: Hey ha!
His knees would imdiately go weak, wanting to kneel right there.
What battle spirit, what... anyway, all were gone!
He didn’t co to accept the award.
The remaining four companions, like eternal criminals, hung their heads, faces flushed, embarrassedly accepted the championship trophy on stage.
As a woman, An Yunxue had tears brimming in her eyes throughout.
The four people seed to have made an unforgivable mistake, done sothing heinous, appearing dejected on the champion podium.
This scene, let alone an award ceremony.
It was directly like being judged at a public trial.
Finally, they heard the verdict... oh, heard the announcent, completed the ceremony, accepted the trophy as if admitting guilt and fled.
The Tianren Martial Academy was filled with curses.
"Damn, what the hell!"
"They still went to accept the award!"
"Even the dogs don’t want this championship!"
"Damn, I’m embarrassed for them!"
"What’s the point, classmates..."
"The damn trophy slls more like shit than ever!"
"Can’t bear to watch."
"The King of Feces didn’t even co; I wanted to see the coronation today, but he didn’t show up! Damn it, he finally beca a king, and he didn’t co to recite a poem and act cool?"
"A king is still a king, isn’t it worth seeing?"
"Damn, one shit has been recorded in the thousand-year history of Tianren Martial Academy, a shit truly earth-shattering. It was worth it!"
"Maybe even the shit didn’t know it was so badass..."
...
On the stage.
Mo Gan Yun and others were full of spirit, waving in all directions.
With pride and honor.
They looked even more like champions than the actual champions.
With heads held high, they stepped off the stage.
All the students cheered collectively!
"Heavenly Venerable Group! Heavenly Venerable Group!"
Though Baiyun Martial Academy was not as strong, they held on till the end, preferring to be killed rather than give up. Such integrity could only be applauded!
Unlike our King of Feces... Bah, never mind, it’s disgusting to even think about.
It’s unbelievable that there’s a man so rotten inside despite a golden exterior.
The award ceremony finally ended.
Knowing this was no small matter, Huang Yifan and Li Changkong took the trophy and led the five grades of students, hurriedly setting off on their return journey.
In case they were held for any discussion... the result would be unpredictable, so they didn’t give Tianren Martial Academy the chance, and fled imdiately.
The subsequent matters, let’s leave them to Gao Qingyu, the old rascal. Only soone like Gao Qingyu could handle such situations adeptly.
Even their victory celebration wasn’t held in Tiandu City.
The whole way they moved like shooting stars.
Only stopping after a thousand and five hundred miles, in a small city nearby, finding a place to order food and rest.
Wu Zhibing and others had also recovered, hearing about Fang Che’s heroic deed, they all couldn’t stop laughing.
"So damn fun!"
Jun Hefang, with animated expressions, said, "Even the Xue family has such a day, hahaha..."
Wu Zhibing shouted: "Shut up!"
Jun Hefang imdiately fell silent.
Wu Zhibing said, "Don’t insult Lord Xue, and don’t insult the Xue family, show so respect."
"Yes, yes, I was wrong."
Jun Hefang gladly apologized.
Huang Yifan, Lv Jiao Mountain, Li Changkong, and Xiang Xinghe led the group, while Wu Zhibing and the five were the oldest, having the highest cultivation among students, and all had positions in the Guardian Hall.
Basically, without worrying the leaders, five people arranged everything clearly.
Dongyun Yu was still a bit weak, putting on a proud face, said to Fang Che: "This ti you beat the Xue family, the trouble you caused is not small. Be careful in the future when you act."
It was actually a kind reminder.
But coming from this guy’s mouth, it sounded inexplicably condescending and warning-like.
Wu Zhibing frowned and lowered his head speechlessly.
Jun Hefang sighed and turned his head away.
Hua Kaixie bowed his head, not knowing what to say.
ng Yuanhang rolled his eyes to the sky.
After spending so many days together, Fang Che figured out this guy’s temperant.
In short, he was stubborn.
Never spoke kind words well, and the noble son’s sense of superiority couldn’t be put down, always acting superior with everyone.
During the finals he dragged his injured body onto the stage to fight, his opponent was a girl from another martial academy, inferior in strength to him.
But this guy offended all won with one sentence: "Won should stay ho to have babies, what’s the point of coming out here to get beaten?"
Hearing this, all the won nearly stord the stage to gang up on him.
In short, his family background was excellent, strong sense of superiority, high self-awareness, bad temper, but low IQ and EQ...
But strictly speaking, he wasn’t a bad person!
Fang Che nodded, smiled: "Thank you, Senior Dong, for the reminder."
Dongyun Yu, with a stern face, said calmly: "I wasn’t reminding you. If one day you get secretly killed, I wouldn’t be surprised either."
Your damn! Fang Che’s face stiffened!
In that instant, he understood Wu Zhibing and the others.
This kind of guy is a ti bomb in a team, encountering anyone could lead to an explosion!
With such a person in the team, unity is a re fantasy!
He could wreck any team harmony with one sentence.
"Let’s... eat, eat." Lv Jiao Mountain said awkwardly.
He couldn’t listen anymore either.
Dongyun Yu picked up his chopsticks and began eating with everyone.
In the midst of everyone enjoying their al, Dongyun Yu suddenly put down his chopsticks, with a serious face, said: "I just thought about the King of Feces, that guy being beaten up by Fang Che and being crowned as King of Feces... this matter..."
"..."
Everyone frowned at once.
They put down their chopsticks.
Many people still had a mouthful of rice, but suddenly couldn’t swallow.
They turned, eyes like spitting fire, glaring at Dongyun Yu.
"Damn it, I’m enjoying my al... why bring up the King of Feces?"
Jun Hefang lowered his head and spat the food on the ground, but felt more disgusted seeing it there, and turned his head with an angry face: "Get out!"
Dongyun Yu frowned at him, displeased: "What’s wrong with you?!"
Jun Hefang, taking a few deep breaths, clenching his fists several tis, finally controlled himself, suddenly stood up: "I’m going outside."
Wu Zhibing signaled Hua Kaixie: "Let talk to him."
Hua Kaixie imdiately said: "I’ll go too."
Instantly, three were missing from the table.
Fang Che and the others, as newcors, dared not leave.
They had to pinch their noses and continue eating.
Dongyun Yu seriously said: "Defeating Xue Wanshi isn’t such a big deal. But being crowned as King of Feces, the Xue family surely can’t tolerate it. Understandably, not everyone can accept being called King of Feces, especially a family genius, a direct descendant, so there will definitely be repercussions, it’s sothing the academy leadership should pay attention to."
He looked every inch a leader.
Everyone had curious expressions.
Huang Yifan, black-faced, stood up: "I’ll go see what’s happening outside too."
"Let’s go together."
Then Lv Jiao Mountain and Xiang Xing took off too.
Li Changkong sighed: "Don’t say such disgusting things while eating."
"How is that disgusting?"
Dongyun Yu seriously said: "Clearly, this is..."
"I’m going to take a look outside." Li Changkong put down his chopsticks.
Dongyun Yu was left in surprise seeing everyone leave, couldn’t help scratching his head, said: "Everyone, continue eating."
"I’m full!"
"I’m full too."
"Ate enough."
"..."
Everyone chid in.
They really couldn’t eat anymore.
"Why did everyone eat so fast?"
Dongyun Yu, astonished, then indulged himself. Eating heartily.
To accommodate everyone, he thoughtfully sped up his eating, to show his familial upbringing.
An ample al was devoured.
Fang Che sighed, not knowing what to say.
Turning his head, he saw Huang Yifan, Lv Jiao Mountain, Wu Zhibing, and others sitting at another table across the street. Obviously, they hadn’t eaten enough here and went over there to start eating again.
Fang Che’s eyes twinkled, said: "Senior Dong."
"Hmm?" Dongyun Yu looked up, wiping his mouth, swallowed his food.
"Look over there."
Fang Che quietly pointed.
Dongyun Yu turned to look, and couldn’t help but widen his eyes: "Damn!?"
Fang Che, with a serious face, said: "I know what you said earlier concerns the future, but discussing it with us is useless, we’re all students. The Mountain Master and instructors are just right over there, it’s the perfect ti to discuss things. They’re probably waiting for you to join the discussion over there."
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