Chapter 522: Rong Qi Hacked Into Ye Group
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
On the puters of the Ye Group, the screens scrolled endlessly with the phrase “Garbage Ye Shaochen”.
Ye Shaochen, seeing that, coughed out a mouthful of fresh blood and fainted on the spot. Chaos ensued within the Ye Group.
From her vantage point, Rong Qi switched to a nearby surveillance feed to watch the live media report on the scene outside the Ye Group, where the ‘dancing monkey’ was still being displayed on the outdoor screen, attracting incessant media attention.
However, the Ye Group couldn’t afford to lose face like this, quickly claiming it was a misunderstanding, a prank, with no relation to business petition. Yet the very next second after their interview, Ye Shaochen was seen being carried out on a stretcher, looking pale as death.
Ye Shaochen’s reputation was in tatters, his eyes filled with dark resentment.
On the trending topics of Weibo, “Ye Group Being Hacked” rapidly climbed to the top spot, drawing widespread attention.
Strangely enough, before Ye Shaochen in the hospital could even instruct his public relations team to remove the trending topic, it disappeared in a blink.
Rong Qi frowned, thinking the removal was unusually quick. Little did she know, Ye Shaochen was equally puzzled.
Then, Ye Shaochen mustered all his strength and personally posted on Weibo, [Thank you all for your concern, it was just a misunderstanding and no hacking was involved. Please rest assured and have confidence in Ye Group.]
After posting that, Ye Shaochen laid back with a long exhale of turbid breath. However, very quickly, that post was retweeted by Camellia.
Beneath Ye Shaochen’s Weibo, a notification popped up. Camellia retweeted with a ment, [A beauty laughs amidst the dust of battle, Ye Group hacked without a clue. A closer look leads to a fainting spell, with screens filled with jumping apes. Ye Shaochen’s magnanimous chest is truly the first in the capital. Respect for you!]
Rong Qi’s retweet bewildered everyone.
Ye Nanshen and Gu Ziye, having just removed the trending topic from Jingsheng Corporation, stared at her post, speechless for a moment.
“Is Rong Qi mocking them?” asked Gu Ziye.
Ye Nanshen’s deep pupils flashed a hint of amusement and said, “Clearly, she’s enjoying the show.”
After a moment of silence, the office erupted in laughter.
Gu Ziye, clutching his stomach, exclaimed, “I can’t take it anymore, it’s too hilarious. I’m also going to enjoy the show. Rong Qi’s satirical verse is fantastic!”
Immediately, Gu Ziye grabbed his phone and, imitating Rong Qi, retweeted and liked Rong Qi’s Weibo, adding his own verse, [Beans are stewed with beanstalks; Shaochen weeps in hospital locks. Though born from the same root, Shaochen rushes too soon.]
Their satirical verses caught the attention of many, sparking widespread amusement.
The topic “Camellia’s Satirical Verses” quickly shot up the trending list, impossible to suppress.
Camellia herself had a massive fanbase, who, upon seeing her trend, also tried their hand at writing satirical verses.
[Before my bed the moonlight shines, and Camellia finds the melon dines. In the melon patch, the bouncing spree, one’s identity they forget to decree.]
[From side to side it forms a ridge, from front to back it’s like a peak. Camellia and Shaochen travel separate tracks, only because they stand amidst different melon packs.]
The internet revelers, getting a kick out of it, began crafting their own verses to tease.
[Plowing beans under the noon sun, Shaochen harbors sorrow spun. Hacked, unable to cry, writes down a verse for the others to ply.]
[Sky so vast, fields so wide, Shaochen turned pig, spread far and wide.]
[Spring sleep unaware of dawn, Shaochen yearns to wail and mourn. Nightly winds and rains do roar, laughing loud we do adore.]
Row upon row of neat satirical verses made everyone burst into laughter.
[Ah, help, I can’t stop laughing. This generation of netizens is too talented!]
[Hahaha, PR control is futile here. Can we stop laughing now? Hahaha…]
[Sorry, what did I miss? Should I line up to laugh or just go ahead?]
[Wow, I feel so outdated, unworthy of such trendy poetry. Take it away; I can’t help but laugh.]
[Suddenly, I find Shaochen kinda cute, is that normal? @a-a@]
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