"Brother, I’m all for you going to dical University."
ng Xianjun, who had been silent, suddenly patted Tang Ming’s shoulder: "Rember, we’re always brothers. We’ll co to visit you often in the future."
"Old ng, did water get into your brain too?"
Shao Wuyou looked at ng Xianjun blankly.
"You know nothing! Don’t you know dical University’s nickna?"
ng Xianjun glared at Shao Wuyou fiercely.
"I think I’ve heard of it. Apparently, dical University is nicknad the Imperial City’s high-end chicken farm... Wow, brother, you’re incredible."
Shao Wuyou, halfway through his sentence, looked at Tang Ming with envy: "As brothers, we will definitely visit you often in the future."
"What’s going on?"
Tang Ming looked at ng Xianjun and Shao Wuyou, utterly confused about why these two suddenly changed their minds.
"Just go peacefully! Our hearts will always be with you. We’ll help you pack your bags and send you there."
Shao Wuyou and ng Xianjun didn’t explain and quickly helped Tang Ming pack his luggage.
"Hey, I was planning to first say goodbye to Liu ngting and the others, I’m not going so soon."
Tang Ming protested speechlessly.
"Move over first, explain later, after all, it’s just across a wall."
ng Xianjun urged eagerly.
"You guys..."
"Let’s go quickly. I’ve been wanting to visit there for a long ti."
After packing, ng Xianjun and Shao Wuyou were already running outside with the luggage.
"Did water get into their brains?"
Tang Ming looked at Hua Yingjie in bewildernt.
"I don’t know either! Let’s go, we’ll see you off."
Hua Yingjie smiled: "The dorm probably won’t get new roommates anymore, so whenever you want to co back, feel free."
"I know, that’s why I only took my clothes, my mattress and other stuff are staying."
Tang Ming nodded, dazedly following the group outside.
When the four of them reached the entrance of dical University, they saw nurous luxury sports cars parked there, and many of their hoods had empty drink bottles placed on them.
"The legend is true, it’s actually true."
Shao Wuyou carried the backpack with excitent, "Tang Ming will be living here in the future, it’s simply too blissful."
"What’s going on?"
Tang Ming was perplexed, unable to comprehend at the mont.
"Did you see those luxury cars? They are the rides of the wealthy and powerful from the Imperial City. Every day, these people wait at the dical University entrance after classes, placing different drink bottles on their cars."
ng Xianjun explained seriously: "These different drink bottles represent different prices, mineral water bottle represents eight hundred, Vitamin Water represents a thousand, King Cola can represents two thousand."
"Are these broken bottles worth that much?"
Tang Ming was intrigued yet puzzled.
"Have so imagination, they’re indicative of prices, for girls to book a room."
Shao Wuyou gave Tang Ming a sideways glance, "If a girl is interested, she’ll pick up the corresponding drink bottle anyti and get into the car. If the driver is satisfied, he’ll drive her away directly; if not, the girl gets out and puts the bottle back."
"What the heck, are you guys serious or joking? This is a university, not a place like that."
Tang Ming was utterly shocked.
"I used to just hear about it, today I’m wide-eyed. Let’s find a place to sit and see if it’s true?"
ng Xianjun dragged the suitcase to sit by the roadside to watch the spectacle.
Tang Ming beca interested too, and the group squatted by the roadside, smoking.
Sure enough, co dismissal ti, many female students followed the procedure and got into luxury cars and were taken away.
"It’s true, I’ll get a car and play like this too in the future."
Shao Wuyou nodded continuously, excitedly.
"Darn it, how could this happen?"
Tang Ming looked gloomy, feeling totally duped by Zhou Xiong.
"Hehe, dical University is specialized for cultivating dical personnel for hospitals nationwide. Unlike the many majors at Imperial University, this school mainly focuses on dical training."
ng Xianjun squinted, looking peculiarly at Tang Ming: "Let ask you, what do hospitals have the most of?"
"Don’t be silly, of course, the most are patients."
Tang Ming pouted.
"You can’t count patients."
"Then it’s doctors... no wait, it’s nurses."
Tang Ming quickly corrected himself.
"Correct! Therefore, the male to female ratio at dical University is one to eleven, it’s almost like a won’s college, girls can’t find a boyfriend in school, naturally, they seek solutions, so many of them work part-ti, they can earn money and get satisfaction, hence dical University is also nicknad as a high-end chicken farm."
ng Xianjun mischievously looked at Tang Ming: "You actually transferred to this school, living in Won’s Country in the future, our happiness depends entirely on you."
"Get lost, I’m not a pimp."
Tang Ming glared fiercely at ng Xianjun, pulling an admission letter out of his pocket: "I’m a student of the nursing program’s freshman class three... Nursing program?"
"Haha, male nurse."
Shao Wuyou and the others couldn’t help but burst out laughing, Tang Ming had chosen to forsake being a top student at Imperial University to beco a male nurse, it was unbelievable.
"Darn it, this... it’s..."
Tang Ming’s mouth twitched, he didn’t expect to end up in such a situation.
"Let’s go, let’s go, before the instructors get off work, we’ll take you to report in, and check out the beautiful campus scenery."
ng Xianjun grabbed the suitcase eagerly and started walking towards the school.
Walking along the school’s path, Tang Ming felt like crying, all the people coming and going were female students, hardly any guys could be seen, all four of them attracted countless girls’ gazes in the campus.
"Aweso! Never thought my turnaround rate would be this high one day, seems my charm is quite significant."
Shao Wuyou straightened his clothes, waving frequently at the surrounding students.
"In a place like this, even if you put a boar in here, it would definitely be popular."
Tang Ming pouted gloomily.
"This place has an abundance of Yin, insufficient Yang, brother you need to take care of your health here."
ng Xianjun warned Tang Ming mischievously.
"Dug myself into a big hole."
Tang Ming sighed reluctantly, and proceeded to the teaching office to report, receive his student ID, and find his dorm.
When he arrived at the dorm entrance, Tang Ming was dumbfounded, while Shao Wuyou and ng Xianjun’s eyes lit up, Hua Yingjie looked embarrassed.
They saw countless girls in various states of dress walking back and forth in the dorm building where Tang Ming was supposed to live, so even wearing pajamas.
"Mixed-gender dormitory?"
Seeing the arrangent, Tang Ming was faced with misery, wondering how he’d manage life here.
"Don’t be oblivious to your good fortune, I’ve been yearning for a life like this for a long ti. Had I known the situation, I’d definitely have applied for dical University."
Shao Wuyou wiped the drool off his mouth, his eyes almost popping out.
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