Who wouldn’t go mad if their stuff got splattered with... well, dung? Especially a pompous peacock like Young Master Void, who watched as the Bone Carriage dripped with goo. He gagged again, flipped his fan, and a burst of fire landed on the Bone Carriage, burning it.
Wow, there’s sothing about it!
Qin Liuxi stared at his fan, shaped like a banana leaf, and said, "That fan of yours, can it change sizes? It looks dazzlingly extraordinary, and quite fancy too."
Young Master Void heard this and flicked his fan, looking proud and smug, "Of course, my fan is an Immortal Artifact, how could it compare to those mundane fans? Transformations are no big deal."
"Why don’t you show then? Make it big, about this size." Qin Liuxi gestured.
Young Master Void held the fan with one hand and cooperatively transford it.
"Now make it small, finger-sized. Can it still fan?"
"Why wouldn’t an Immortal Artifact?" Young Master Void made the fan tiny again, finger-length, and had to pinch the handle with an orchid gesture, still fanning it as the fire on the Bone Carriage grew larger.
Everyone: Can soone tell , what’s the vibe now?
Wasn’t this supposed to be a standoff?
Weren’t they about to fight?
Are you two harmonious buddies having a long-awaited reunion?
Clap clap clap.
Qin Liuxi enthusiastically applauded, "Amazing, amazing, that fan looks impressive. Can I give it a try?"
"Of course..." Young Master Void was about to hand it over but suddenly felt sothing was off, pulled back his hand, and changed his expression, "Do I know you well?"
Damn, almost got tricked!
It must have been that disgusting sll earlier that made him dizzy and led him by the nose.
"Knowing each other well is not important, we’re just exchanging ideas."
"Bullshit! You’re the one who threw dung on my Bone Carriage!" Young Master Void pointed, glimpsing a suspicious yellow stain on his sleeve, no way, he felt like gagging again!
With a quick move, he changed into a clean white robe from head to toe.
Ah, now he was clean.
Young Master Void nodded in satisfaction, but when he looked at Qin Liuxi again, his gaze turned hostile; now that he was clean, it was ti to settle accounts.
"You people have so nerve, causing such a scene in the Land of Nihility? Do you think the Land of Nihility is unguarded?" Young Master Void pointed at the smoldering altar.
Qin Liuxi said, "If I say Chang Wuji did it himself, would you believe ?"
Young Master Void sneered, "Do you think I’d believe that?"
"That’s not important. What matters is, Chang Wuji is finished, and we’ve won!" Qin Liuxi spread his hands, "We were about to leave, when you started tossing flowers and poisoned my Daoist friend."
So, you struck first!
Young Master Void disdainfully looked at them, and said, "You think you can walk away just like that, as if the Land of Nihility is the Three Realms, where you can co and go freely?"
"Does that an you want us to stay for dinner? How can we be so impolite!" Qin Liuxi said with a cheerful smile.
Young Master Void: "..."
Do you not understand human words?
Who the hell is inviting you for dinner!
The Nascent Soul watched with relish, wishing he had a flag to wave and cheer for Qin Liuxi: Keep it up, confuse him, bewilder him, don’t worry about my feelings, I just love seeing him thwarted and all pretentious!
Unexpectedly, her theater expression was caught by Young Master Void.
"Nascent Soul, you’re actually colluding with outsiders..."
Nascent Soul unhappily retorted, "What do you an colluding with outsiders? Is the Land of Nihility ruled by one person’s word, or a faction? Whoever has the ability can claim territory here, and if you’re incapable, you should stay out of the way. Outsiders are no different. Just because there’s a place the Three Realms don’t govern doesn’t an it belongs to anyone. Void, you play around with your fan until you’ve actually beco dumb, taking yourself too seriously!"
Young Master Void: "?"
Are you really the cute Nascent Soul I knew?
"And here a woman has rendered you speechless, what a disgrace!"
While Young Master Void was flustered, a cold, unfamiliar voice appeared, soon landing beside Young Master Void. In contrast, the figure wore a wide black robe, a black face, hair styled in twin bird buns, splashed lips with red, and dramatic black kohl extended to the eye-corners, looking gender ambiguous.
Looks familiar, as if seen sowhere before!
"Why are you staring at ?" That black-faced one noticed Qin Liuxi’s gaze and spoke with dissatisfaction, and the voice carried a touch of femininity.
Impressive, seamlessly switching between male and female voices, without an ounce of awkwardness!
"Why wouldn’t I stare?" Qin Liuxi instinctively replied, "I’m just checking how long your tongue is!"
Nascent Soul said, "Long indeed, Master Extinction does have a thick, long tongue."
Everyone: "..."
Suspicious you’re talking about sothing salty, but we have no evidence.
This god of misfortune is actually Master Extinction?
Alright, gender ambiguous, the na suits!
Master Extinction was black-faced with rage at their words, whipping out a long tongue, you say it’s long, then see it swing!
Without a word, the fight broke out, Nascent Soul quickly pushed Qin Liuxi aside, if you swing, so will I!
Her long black satin-like hair curled onto the tongue, entangling together, both sides tugging at each other.
Qin Liuxi holding back a bit, said, "Isn’t this dirty?"
Nascent Soul glared in annoyance, then what am I doing it for, other than for freedom!
Master Extinction felt scorned and unbearable, and fought with Nascent Soul.
This Land of Nihility, as Nascent Soul just described, doesn’t belong to anyone, it’s whoever can stake a claim, and if soone does, then it’s theirs. Otherwise, everyone minds their own business, not interfering with each other.
Nascent Soul’s been around for a millennia, not just living off scraps, Young Master Void and Master Extinction might be Big Ghosts, but she’s not afraid to face the two, if it’s a fight, then fight.
Young Master Void watching them struggle, exclaid, "We’re all from the sa place, not the sa realm, why beco a dogfight?"
"Shut up!"
"Who are you calling dogs?"
Master Extinction and Nascent Soul shouted back.
Young Master Void squinted with a smile while fanning, "Not fighting?"
What the heck, with his ddling, how could they fight?
Both paused the battle.
Nonetheless, Master Extinction gave Qin Liuxi a very unfriendly glare, furrowed brows, face turning as black as a pot, unsightly.
This person’s trouble!
His instincts told him.
Since the fight stopped, an awkward tranquility filled the air, aside from the faint sll still lingering.
Qin Liuxi said, "Since we’re all friends..."
"Who’s a friend of yours!"
"So, you’ll force to beco an enemy?" Qin Liuxi said cheerfully, "Not that I mind."
Young Master Void and Master Extinction laughed sharply, until they saw Qin Liuxi pull out a Heavenly Pearl from her neck, looking oddly familiar!
Nascent Soul took several steps back, as a genuine ghost, she straightforwardly felt a threat and suppression from the Heavenly Pearl.
"This is Emperor Fengdu’s Heavenly Pearl!" Young Master Void squinted his eyes, re-evaluating Qin Liuxi.
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