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Now reading: Chapter 10: Old Baldy: F*ck! Are you a senior or not?!! from My Life is a literal「Life」stream!, a Fantasy novel by GTHarris08.

BANG!

Xiao Shen’s fist hit flesh and caused the body to burst into a cloud of blood and minced at. However, he frowned and tightened his fists, waving past the blood to deliver another punch.

Indeed, at the last mont, Old Baldy had placed the corpse in front of Xiao Shen’s fist and preserved his life.

As for his stress of digging and the fuss over the freshness of the corpse, was the refining of the body not done only by a corpse cultivator who was alive?!

"Senior, forgive !" Old Baldy was a fellow who valued his life more than anything!

However, Xiao Shen’s punch still landed and sent him flying.

He was soone who, upon deciding to do sothing, often carried it out till the end!

"Ack!" Old Baldy coughed out a mouthful of blood.

He imdiately rolled over into a kneeling position and began to kowtow.

"Forgive this junior one for his foolishness, senior!"

"No way!" Xiao Shen had a wild glint in his eyes.

He was going to kill this man!

[Finish him, Anchor!]

[👊Punch that bastard to death!]

[Anchor looks so overbearing!]

[666!]

[Violence is the only way!]

[Kill him!]

[Kill him! x2]

[Kill him! x3]

[Kill him! x4]

With the bullet chats urging him on, Xiao Shen dashed towards the man once again. For Old Baldy, it was as though he was teleporting!

His heart tightened and he could not help but despair.

How could a human move at speeds comparable to high grade flying swords?!

This ant that Xiao Shen was a high level senior!

He closed his eyes and scread at the top of his voice. "Senior, please show rcy to this junior!"

[Finish him!]

[Finish him!]

[Finish him!]

[Finish him!]

The bullet chat was filled with such ssages as Xiao Shen’s fist connected with Old Baldy’s head!

BANG!

Xiao Shen punched Old Baldy right on the forehead!

However, instead of the baldy’s bald head to pop like a waterlon, splattering white brain matter and red blood everywhere, it was Xiao Shen whose hand began to hurt!

Crunch!

The bones in his hand were instantly broken!

"Eh!" Both Xiao Shen and Old Baldy looked at each other in confusion, their eyes saying the sa thing.

Eh? Why are you not dead?!

Eh? Why am I not dead?!

«[Gifts have expired their duration!]»

The bluish screen appeared with a ’zing’ sound.

"...." Xiao Shen was speechless.

Old Baldy was confused about the whole thing and did not know what to do.

Obviously, this senior had punched him with all his strength, but why did it feel like soone had only just hit him lightly with a pillow?

"Has senior chosen to pardon this junior?"

He narrowed his eyes and peered up at Xiao Shen.

Could it be that this youth was using so magical treasure to feign strength?!

A cultivator had taken on the path to godhood and, thus, had the power of heaven and earth flowing through their bodies. That power was called spiritual energy, or ’Qi’. No matter how strong one was, they could not completely screen off their spiritual energy from other cultivators, unless they were of a very, very, very high level.

But then, which very, very, very high level cultivator would go about feigning to be an ordinary person to pull off bot pranks?!

Old Baldy guessed in his heart that Xiao Shen was actually a normal person who just had a fortuitous encounter and obtained a magical treasure that let him increase his strength for a limited amount of ti!

anwhile, Xiao Shen was at a loss for words.

Why the hell would gifts expire after a while?!

He twitched the corners of his lips and forced a smile. "Ahem. I am in the process of finishing off a guy who claims to be a cultivator... Please support with your strength!"

"Huh?" Old Baldy blinked in confusion.

Was this fellow actually asking him to lend him the strength that he would use to kill him?!

This actually ant that he had so sort of magical treasure that increased strength for a short period of ti!

"Strength your sister! Die!" He curled his fist into a claw and slashed at Xiao Shen.

This was an attack that every first level cultivator knew: The Heavenly Finger Claw Technique!

As a corpse cultivator, Old Baldy did not have as much strength as Sword Cultivators or Body Cultivators. However, a cultivator was still many tis as powerful than am ordinary human!

BANG!

Xiao Shen effortlessly caught the fist with one hand.

"Heh." He chuckled lightly as he glanced at the comnts and notifications in the bullet chat.

[To rid the world of despicable fellows like this, I would donate my strength any day!]

«[### has gifted x20 strength!]»

[My parents had their corpses taken from their graves and turned into Jiangshi by these types of callous corpse cultivators! Show no rcy, Anchor!]

«[### has gifted x10 strength!]»

[Aiyah~ Anchor looks so badass at this mont! ᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠∧⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗ]

«[### has gifted x2 speed!]»

Old Baldy looked at his fist that had been effortlessly caught by the young man and felt his liver hurting.

This senior was truly despicable!

First, he feigned to be an ordinary person in order to bait him into attacking!

Then, he destroyed his precious corpse which he had spent the entire night digging from cetery to cetery for!

THEN, he had feigned losing strength and baited him into attacking once again!

Was this fellow a bot pranking senior?

Was this fellow NOT a bot pranking senior?

Old Baldy had absolutely no idea!

"Argh! I don’t care anymore! Just die, damnit! Die!!!!!!" He yelled, spraying saliva everywhere as he released a flurry of attacks.

Xiao Shen casually blocked all his attacks, however, without breaking a sweat.

He had been gifted twenty tis his normal strength, then ten tis of that.

Right now, he was 200x stronger than his normal self!

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