"Hmm?" Tian Hua frowned slightly and tilted her head. "Shan Ye-jie? Xiao Shen-ge? Don’t you guys recognize your cousin, Mo Ding-ge?"
The thought that the so called ’Mo Ding’ was lying did not even co to her mind. After all, why would soone bother to pretend to be the cousin of an ordinary university student?
"Ah, so it was Cousin Mo Ding?" Xiao Shen smiled.
He craned his neck slightly and gave Mo Ding an evil grin. "It’s been such a long ti since we last t! How about we go catch up over there, in that deserted alley that is dark for so reason despite it being afternoon?"
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma had her mouth twitch once more.
Lies! Lies!
I certainly must take Little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen to Xuelao Temple and have him beco a monk!
"Oh! Why don’t we go over to that cafe over there?" Tian Hua pointed at a small cafe that conveniently stood directly opposite the cinema. "You guys could catch up in there..."
"We have sothing that we want to talk to him about, little junior sister Tian Hua." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled genially at her.
"Mmn. It’s a family issues and I can’t let you co with! It’s rather embarrassing~" Xiao Shen sighed and feigned bashfulness as he looked away and avoided direct eye contact.
Thump!
Tian Hua felt her heartbeat speed up for so baffling reason. "Ah, then you guys should go ahead. I’ll just wait for you guys here."
She replied with her signature broad smile that showed off her cute little dimples.
And just like that, Ding Mo was dragged away...
***
Inside the alley, several brother hoodlums were gathered, smoking.
These brother hoodlums were all truant students that had dropped out for one reason or another, yet remained to cause trouble within the University.
Oh, and they also felt like those 80s gangster movies were very cool!
So, in essence, they were actually a bunch of losers who were deeply infected with a chunnibyou disease and refused to get a life!
Right now, these brother hoodlums were smoking and having a discussion about catching so guy and beating him to a pulp. By so stroke of fate, these Brother hoodlums just happened to be the friends of the unfortunate fellows who were beaten black and blue by Fang He yesterday.
"When we catch that guy, we’ll definitely break his left leg!" Brother hoodlum 1 said, shaking his fist.
"Fuu..." Brother hoodlum 2 breathed out a mouthful of smoke as he grinned evilly. "Why stop at one? We brothers will definitely break both his legs!"
"Yeah!" Brother hoodlum 3 sucked at his cigarette and breathed out a puff of smoke. "We brothers will definitely show him the true aning of pain! Next ti, he would not even dare to enter an alley again!"
At that very mont, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma, Ding Mo, and Xiao Shen all walked into the alley together. Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma frowned slightly. "Ah, unexpectedly there are mortals here."
One must not underestimate the beauty of a Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator, as Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma had skin that was comparable to (and probably even better than) the top idols seen on TV. Her bald head shone with a radiance that made her the definite centre of attraction whenever she walked into a room, and her body had, well, all the right curves in all the right places.
These brother hoodlums frequently NTR’d other weaker guys and stole their girlfriends, so they could be said to be an expert at evaluating beauties. Yet, every one of them had the thought rise in their hearts at the sa ti.
A beauty that is above 2000 out of a scale of 10!!!!
They did not even mind the other two people behind her, as they instantly surrounded her. "Hey, beauty! Don’t you want to co and play with us? We brothers will definitely make you feel really good!" Brother hoodlum 1 said with a grin.
"Don’t you get cold at night with that beautiful head of yours? We brothers can keep you warm!" Brother hoodlum 3 said.
Xiao Shen saw this scene and silently lit a candle in his heart for the poor brother hoodlums. He could recall that these fellows had attacked him and Tian Hua before, no, in the previous ’round’, and had no pity for them, so he definitely would not tell Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma to to show rcy and let them off.
[Anchor, they’re stealing your woman!]
[Beat them up, Anchor!]
[Show no rcy! NTR must not be tolerated!]
[Anchor’s woman?! F*ck! I knew I should have gifted her a lightning bolt!]
[Anchor should use this chance to show off and capture little bald miss’ heart!]
[@###, you little f*ck! Stop giving Anchor such stupid advice!]
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Xiao Shen had the corners of his mouth twitch.
When had Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma beco his woman?!
Ding Mo saw the scene unfolding before his eyes and suddenly felt moved. There was a simple principle in the cultivation world, stating that one who did not actively look for death would live a hundred years, while one who stayed far away from death would live for ten thousand years.
In essence, it ant that:
If you don’t seek death, why would you have to die?!
It was the FAFO of the cultivation world, only that the FO part usually ended in death, if one was lucky, and many things worse than death if they chose to do the F*ck Around part with an existence as powerful as a Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator.
And that was precisely what these bunch of mortals did. In fact, they did not rely f*ck around, they even wanted to LITERALLY f*ck her.
He felt like their lives has co to an end.
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma had a genial smile on her face as she looked at the hoodlums surrounding her. She shook her head and raised a palm. "I’m sorry to disappoint you, little juniors, for I have taken a vow of chastity until I break through to the Fifth Circle Pseudo Xian realm and stop being a Buddhist Cultivator. Though, how about I make you lot monks instead?..."
As she spoke, an invisible pressure forced all the brother hoodlums to sit on the floor in a lotus position.
They looked at Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma approaching them with a genial smile and a pair of scissors in her hand.
Suddenly, a chill ran down their spines and made their hairs stand on end.
Lady, what the hell do want to do?!
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