The rice was fresh from the kitchen and still carried the hot steam of a newly cooked al. The aroma of the rice was enough to cause the poor waiter to twitch his nose as he carried it over, but, alas. He could not have any!
The life of a waiter was so pitiful~
"Your als..." The waiter said as he set it down and swiftly slinked away as though to avoid the glorious aroma.
"Thank you~" Tian Hua thanked the fleeing waiter with a smile on her face.
It was that smile that ca from the depths if the heart when one was given good food.
"Mmn..." Xiao Shen took the first bite and leaned his head backwards in delight.
[Anchor, I could make you moan better than that~]
[By the myriad heavens, that looks good!]
[Anchor should put on the sensory sharing function!]
[Well said!]
[Well said x2]
[Well said x3]
[Well said x4]
«[### has gifted you x5 !]»
«[### has gifted technique!]»
«[Several existences are trying to curry favor]»
"Ack!" Xiao Shen choked on his al.
Seriously, can you guys act like your status as god-like existences?!
Cough!
Cough cough!
Xiao Shen raised his hand to pat his chest, but, at the sa ti, soone chose to f*ck with him.
[Die, Anchor!]
«[### has gifted you x500 strength!]»
BANG!
As his hand hit his chest, his lungs and heart were violently torn out of his body.
".... " Tian Hua.
".... " Waiters.
"....." Patrons.
Everyone was speechless!
However, this speechlessness only lasted for half a second, before the restaurant went full panic mode.
After all, it was not every day that one saw a guy’s chest cave in and his organs spill out of his back!
Bleurrgh!
Sowhere sobody threw up their al.
Ah! Ah! Soone died!
Sowhere else, sobody was screaming hysterically.
Chairs and tables were knocked over as everyone tried their best to get out of the restaurant.
[Anchor! Don’t die!]
[###, just because he’s doing better than you, you try to kill my Anchor?! MY Anchor?!]
[###, you idiot! You went and it killed him! Who’s to liberate our souls now?!]
«[### has been blocked for [1] week for fatally injuring Viewer ### before she could be stopped!]»
"....." Tian Hua looked on with a pale face.
She was ntally scarred as fond mories flashed past her eyes.
「"You... you’re the pretty girl who lives next door?"」
「"Falling sick is simply fabulous! It’s like a ticket to avoiding things. If you don’t want to do howork, then fall sick! If you don’t want to see soone, fall sick! If they’re not paying attention to you, then fall sick! If only drugs were not so bitter and disgusting, life would have been much better!」
A tear rolled down her eyes and a lump ford in her throat as she far there, dumbfounded.
How could Shen-ge die just like that?
This... This isn’t real, right?
***
anwhile, Xiao Shen used his inexistent hands to rub his inexistent forehead. He could not help sighing in agony. "Fuu..."
This death was far more painful than others!
Exploding from air resistance was swift and almost painless. It happened so fast that the pain did not even reach his brain before he stopped existing.
Dying from having his neck broken was quite painful, but he had been so focused on saving Tian Hua that he had not felt it.
But, this ti, he had felt his chest cave in, tear apart, and spill his internal organs.
His heart bursting and his lungs puncturing, those were truly painful things to bear!
"Aiyah..." Xiao Shen reached out and decided to touch a bit farther clock away from his position. Ti froze and rewound, and he opened his eyes back in his body. As of this ti, the waiter had just brought their food.
"Your als..." The waiter said as he set it down and swiftly slinked away as though to avoid the glorious aroma.
"Thank you~" Tian Hua thanked the fleeing waiter with a smile on her face.
"It looks rather good." Xiao Shen comnted while using his chopsticks to toss the rice in his plate.
This ti, he would absolutely watch the way he ate and not choke to death! No, not choke and end up slapping his chest to death!
"It really does." Tian Hua nodded her head. She used her chopsticks to take up so of the rice and put it in her small mouth. "Mmmmmn~"
She let out a delighted moan that could make one have inappropriate thoughts as she closed her eyes and swallowed. "Shen-ge, it’s amazing!"
Of course I know that!
Xiao Shen smiled at her and looked at his food.
I just don’t dare eat it...
After dying a very painful death, this gentleman had gotten so sort of trauma...
He pulled out three thousand RMB and handed them over to Tian Hua. "Hua-jie, I’m going to get outside for so fresh air. If I’m not back by the ti you’re done, you can pay for the al and wait for here. Okay?"
Tian Hua frowned slightly with a sad look on her face. "Shen-ge..."
Then she sighed and shook her head. "Okay."
"Oh, and if I’m not back then you can have my plate..." Xiao Shen said with a smile.
Despite being so petite, cute and delicate, Tian Hua’s appetite was anything but cute!
Her eyes brightened upon hearing this and her lips curled into a grin. "Really?!"
"Mm-hmm." Xiao Shen nodded at her with a smile. "I’m coming back, Hua-jie."
He said to her and stood up, heading for the door.
At the sa ti, the bullet screen exploded with ssages.
[Anchor did great! Ditch that petite little miss!]
[Anchor, if you go back and eat that food while enabling the Taste Sharing function, we can still be friends!]
[Anchor has betrayed us!]
[Humph, such low level cookery is an insult to this chef god! The rice was brought down too early. It should have been left to boil for two more minutes. The bamboo shoots and shrimp were not even by 0.4 milliters. The...]
«[### has been blocked for [10] seconds]»
[Well played!]
[Well played! x2]
[Well played! x3]
[Well played! x4]
"... " Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his mouth.
Seriously, can’t you all just act like the god-like existences you lot are supposed to be?!
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