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Now reading: Chapter 70: Tian Hua, where the f*CK are your clothes?!! from My Life is a literal「Life」stream!, a Fantasy novel by GTHarris08.

"Eh?" Both Zhou Lan and Zhao Xixi wore a puzzled expression on their faces.

What the heck does he an we should support him with our strength and resilience??

However, in the next second, Xiao Shen suddenly raised his sword and used a sword technique.

At the sa ti, various ssage boxes fleeted past the bullet chat screen that only he could see.

[Always, Anchor!]

«[### has gifted you 10 strength!]»

[Show them hell, Anchor!]

«[### has gifted you 5 strength!]»

[Make sure their moms cannot recognize them!]

«[### has gifted x10 speed!]»

[Uh, is anyone questioning why exactly Anchor randomly decided to beat up two innocent people?]

[Yeah, they clearly stated that they just wanted to trade for the mana stone!]

[Anchor is a bully!]

[Anchor is always right! Even if he decides to go to heaven and slay a god, I, ■■■■, will still support him!]

«[### has gifted you x5 strength!]»

[Anchor is entertaining.]

«[### has gifted you a one ti use of the technique!]»

Xiao Shen’s gaze turned cold as the blade made a slashing motion straight at Zhou Lan.

SHIING!

«[One ti usage of the sword technique has been consud!]»

The blade of the ordinary sword suddenly carried a tyrannical will to it. The will to cleave apart everything in it’s path and leave everything torn apart!

"Ack!" Zhou Lan swiftly made a barrier and tried to block the sword as he jumped to the side. However, the barrier could only block the blade itself and not the tyrannical will that ca with it. Thus, he spat out a mouthful of blood as a deep sword wound appeared on his chest.

"Zhou Lan!" Zhao Xixi shouted out loud as she spread her palms wide. A white ball of flas appeared in her palm as she used her signature spell. "Flasphere!"

[White flas, her mastery of this spell is rather good!]

[Anchor, don’t let those flas hit you!]

«[### has gifted one ti use spell!]»

"Of course I know!" Xiao Shen said as he made a smooth spin and stabbed the sword at Zhao Xixi.

«[One ti use of the technique has been consud!]»

An illusory sword appeared over the one in his hand as its blade swiftly elongated and shot at Zhao Xixi like an arrow!

Zhao Xixi turned her body to the side and smoothly dodged the illusory blade. She imdiately bit hard on her thumb and spat out a chunk of flesh. She looked up at the sky and shouted. "Lady of the Purple Night, lend your strength!!!"

"Hmm!" Xiao Shen furrowed his brows and instinctively took a step back. At the sa ti, Zhou Lan fired another flasphere at his back and bit at his own flesh too.

They were Warlocks who had sold their souls to several powerful entities in exchange for power.

The cost of this power was to sacrifice a certain quota of souls each century and the reduction of their lifespan. This was the reason why the both of them desperately needed to advance, as their lifespan had been reduced to almost that of an ordinary mortal!

Unlike Witches, Sorcerers, Mages, and Wizards, Warlocks did not really depend on mana for strength.

They could easily borrow power from the existences backing them for a limited period of ti!

BOOM!

A ray of purplish black energy suddenly shot down from the sky and landed on her body. Simultaneously, a similar beam of energy rained down on Zhou Lan.

Their bodies swelled in size and blue veins could be seen through their skin. The pressure of their mana aura sharply increased, and their eyes began to shine in their eyes.

Believing that Xiao Shen was a powerful Senior Arcanist, these two Second Level True Arcanist rank Warlocks decided to go all out!

[Ah! To think that b*tch is still alive!]

[Impressive!]

[She must have beco a full on immortal by now!]

[What full on immortal? That b*tch is probably now even a ■■■■!]

[If these two are related to her in so way, then slaughter them both, Anchor!]

[■■■■ is a terrible, terrible person who delights in unhinged bloodshed and cruel savagery!]

[No one related to ■■■■ is any good!]

Xiao Shen nodded his head and looked up at the sky. "Please support with your strength.... Wait, why is does this feel so familiar..."

At the sa ti, the two transford Warlocks dashed at him with superhuman speed.

BANG!

Their feet left craters on the ground as the blasted off with explosive energy!

Luckily, Xiao Shen currently had ten tis the speed of a normal person and was able to dodge their attack. However, they turned around in the next instant, while their bodies were still in the air due to inertia, and stretched out their hands, releasing a purplish black energy beam!

[Anchor, take cover!]

«[### has gifted you a one ti use of the Indestructible Shield!]»

[A shield?! What Anchor needs is to evade that darned beam completely!]

«[### has gifted you a three tis usage of the technique!]»

"Thank you!" Xiao Shen looked up at the sky and nodded his head as he made the ntal command to ’withdraw’ the items that he had been gifted. In an instant, a large golden shield appeared in front of him.

«[One ti use of the Indestructible Shield has been consud!]»

The energy beam crashed into the Indestructible Shield and completely pulverized it. However, Xiao Shen had been prepared for this eventuality as his body suddenly turned illusory and transparent.

«[1/3 tis usage of the technique has been consud!]»

«[Remaining 2/3 tis of usage!]»

Pew~

The energy beam passed through him and crashed into a few trees behind, causing them to corrode and die in a few breaths!

F*ck!

Xiao Shen cursed out in his mind. If he had tried to tank that attack, then he would most likely... No, he would definitely had beco Xiao Corroded to Death Shen!

He decided to use this chance to create so space between himself and them!

However, Zhou Lan appeared at his back just as the technique was deactivated.

"Eat my spell!" He roared as his fist beca enshrouded in a strange purple energy. "Ahhh!"

Several dozens of fists appeared in the air from different angles, coming straight at him.

At the sa ti, Zhao Xixi clenched her fists and golems rose from the earth. However, unlike the previous ’round’, these golems had the attribute of corroding everything they ca in contact with.

"F*ck!" Xiao Shen moved as swiftly as he could, dodging all the blows by the skin of his teeth and prepared to evade the golems.

But then, the bushes slightly shook and a petite, pretty girl wearing glasses ca out of the surrounding trees. "Xi... Xiao Shen??"

"F*ck!" Xiao Shen had blood spurt out of his nose.

Tian Hua-jie... Where the f*ck are your clothes?!

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