In the evening at Jiangcheng City Hospital, a woman slowly woke up from the hospital bed. It was Shen Yi, but at this mont, her forehead was wrapped in gauze, and she looked sowhat dazed.
She had just returned from out of town, and due to fatigue driving, the accident occurred. However, she vaguely rembered soone pulling her out of the car. Even though the person was very close, she couldn't see their face clearly, only rembering their pleasant voice.
"Dr. Wang, the patient in bed number 3 has woken up!" At that mont, a nurse's voice ca from the side. Soon, a doctor in a white coat walked over after hearing this, examined her, and found no major issues before saying:
"You're really lucky—to co out of such a big car accident with only a mild concussion. I heard from the dical staff who brought you here that the car even caught on fire. You should notify your family!"
With that, the doctor was about to leave since Shen Yi's condition wasn't even considered a minor injury, just a cut on her forehead.
"Wait a mont, doctor, do you know who pulled out of the car?" Shen Yi's voice was gentle yet full of intelligence, and along with her impressive figure and rich experience, she exuded the charm of a mature woman.
She had no attachnt to her car that had already caught on fire, only a bit curious about the man with the pleasant voice who pulled her out of the vehicle.
"How would I know that? You need to ask the traffic police handling your accident. Rember to notify your family to co and take care of you and pay the hospital fees." With that, the doctor turned and left, and Shen Yi just nodded slightly.
At that mont, she had nothing on her, and her phone had perished in the flas along with the car, so she could only phone a familiar acquaintance.
Not getting the information she wanted, Shen Yi was a bit disappointed and murmured to herself:
"Didn't he follow here? What a sha!"
An uneventful night passed.
Eight the next morning.
"Damn, can't a person get a good rest on the weekend? Are you sick or what?" Without even opening his eyes, Su Qing cursed aloud, then sat up straight from the bed.
As soon as he finished speaking, the narrator's voice followed.
[The air is dry, you've successfully interrupted a mating session and scared Old Wang.]
Su Qing: -_-|||
"Serves them right!"
He truly admired his neighbors for having such energy. The key was they were such rookies. As his mom would say, they're useless yet still show off.
Having a girlfriend doesn't an you have to flaunt it so much. If he had a girlfriend, he'd hang her on the street light post in the neighborhood for three days and nights, letting everyone know.
With that, seeing the quiet return next door, Su Qing decided to take another nap; after all, yesterday's events were one after another, leaving him physically and ntally exhausted.
Just as he was about to fall back asleep, the narrator's voice rang in his ears again.
[In this world, there are always so annoying creatures, such as mosquitoes and people who disturb your dreams. Your door will be violently banged on in ten seconds; do not panic, it's not an earthquake.]
Su Qing: Σ(°△°
Upon hearing this, Su Qing was briefly stunned and instantly thought of Old Wang next door. Was he coming for revenge after discovering the chewing gum in the keyhole?
Thinking of this, Su Qing figured he was still a grown man and had to reason with him. Even if you're Old Wang from next door, I don't even have a wife, let alone a girlfriend, why should I be afraid of you?
Then he quickly flipped out of bed, ntally counting down, grabbing the doorknob:
"3.2.1"
With the countdown ending, Su Qing flung open the door. But the next second, a big foot kicked straight at him. Luckily, he was prepared and, focusing his attention, quickly stepped back to narrowly dodge it. But the person opposite wasn't so lucky.
Following a scream, the person fell to the ground, legs spread apart, clutching their crotch with both hands, with an ice cream bar also dropped on the floor, face full of pain: "Damn, are you crazy? You didn't even warn before opening the door."
The person was Wang Xing, but at this mont he wasn't in good shape, expressing the male pain in full.
Seeing this, Su Qing couldn't help but glance contemptuously: "Oh, isn't this Lick Wang, what's up?"
Hearing this, Wang Xing didn't argue, but imdiately looked at the ice cream on the ground, then wailed: "My ice cream!"
"My ice cream!"
Saying this, he was about to reach out to pick it up, seemingly intending to continue eating. Seeing this, Su Qing quickly stepped forward: "Hey hey hey, give it up, it's just an ice cream bar, and I haven't mopped the floor for several days."
Wang Xing, picking up the already shattered ice cream, looked at it for a mont before saying with grievance: "Do you think this is just an ice cream bar?"
"Did your goddess eat it?" Su Qing asked with disdain.
Wang Xing: "Get lost, I'm telling you, this is no ordinary ice cream, this is the Wang Wei Poetry's ice cream; haven't you heard of the... 'assassin' in the fridge?"
Su Qing: ...
Realized he t an ice cream 'assassin.' Upon understanding, he learned that Wang Xing, saving face, spent 160 yuan to buy this ice cream, no wonder he's so upset.
Then Su Qing turned and poured himself a glass of water, asking: "Never would have thought, your face is worth 160 yuan, why are you here so early?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Xing perked up, then asked excitedly in a low voice: "Qingzi, be honest, do you have another identity?"
Su Qing: ???
"What identity are you talking about? Have you lost your mind!"
"Don't try to brush off, I thought about it all last night and couldn't figure it out. How did you know Sister Jun would have an accident yesterday, and when the police questioned us, you were vague. And why do you know what I'm doing when you're not even around?"
For this, Su Qing couldn't help but feel a headache. Wang Xing's brain wasn't quite working, but that was only when he beca a lick dog; usually, he was at a normal level.
The biggest flaw yesterday was Wang Xing being the stricken party. The most critical thing is he couldn't even explain, as he was talking about things that hadn't happened and was sure of it.
"I've been learning Feng Shui Divination recently, and yesterday she had a bad on between her eyebrows, obvious sign of great misfortune." Su Qing began to make stuff up, thinking this kind of thing should definitely not be detailed.
"Screw you, Feng Shui Divination, the only thing accurate in your words was the last sentence, it was quite big!"
Su Qing: →_→
Wang Xing: ←_←
"Don't believe if you don't want to!"
"Do you take for a fool? Unless you can prove this Feng Shui Divination you speak of right now."
Just then, the narrator's voice sounded in Su Qing's head again. He then smiled slightly: "Alright, just wait!"
Saying this, he went to the living room door, held the handle, and began a countdown before Wang Xing: "Watch carefully!"
"3.2.1, go!"
As he spoke, Su Qing threw open the door, and a round figure instantly toppled in, just like Wang Xing earlier. It was exactly his next-door neighbor, Old Wang.
Then Su Qing stepped forward and smiled, "Brother Wang, is there sothing you need?"
Old Wang: ...
Wang Xing: (￣口￣)!!
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