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Now reading: Chapter 338 - 335: I’m Your Brother, Not the Turtle in the W from My Life with Narration, a Comedy novel by Cup of Longevity Wine.

Zhou Tian, ti flew by, and it was already the end of August. Today is the 28th, and since it’s August, there are thirty-one days. Su He’s days at ho are almost over.

As for Old Su, he’s going back to school tomorrow, and the house will soon return to its usual routine.

The weather outside these past few days has been hard to describe. Thankfully, it rained a bit today, cooling down the city.

It’s also the weekend, so most people are staying cozy at ho.

Listening to the raindrops hitting the window, Su Qing felt completely relaxed, with an urge to sleep.

Rainy days and sleeping are a perfect match for him. He loves rainy days, but only when he’s not working; otherwise, he hates it.

Ideally, it should rain while others work and he gets a day off; that would feel like a steal.

During school days, he’d never want to get up when it rained; he even faked sickness a few tis to stay ho and sleep in.

With the window open, a gentle breeze blew into the room, and Su Qing lay on the sofa feeling like he was floating; this feeling was just wonderful.

Just then, he felt sothing suddenly press on his stomach. Opening his eyes, he saw a long, slender, white foot. The veins were clearly visible, the skin was pale like cream, with five flawless toes, giving the impression of an artwork.

He didn’t have to guess to know it was Auntie Shen’s. After all, most won’s feet don’t look like this. Maybe the landlord’s wife, but he hadn’t seen hers. And of course, the key point is she’s the only woman at ho now.

"I’m hungry. Are you cooking or ordering takeout?" Shen Yi’s voice ca through, asking for his opinion.

Hearing this, Su Qing turned his head, noticing Auntie Shen rarely wore hot pants, her long, straight legs fully exposed, one of which was resting on his stomach.

Her upper body was simply wearing a white T-shirt, lazily leaning on the other side of the sofa, with a phone placed on her chest, seemingly watching a show or a movie.

The magnificent chest beca a natural phone holder, and her hands were free to shell pistachios and pop them into her mouth.

With her breathing, the phone moved up and down. One couldn’t help but notice that bending her head down now truly blocked her view to her toes.

"I’m asking you sothing, answer !" Seeing he didn’t respond, Shen Yi kicked his stomach harder with her foot, and Su Qing instinctively grabbed the foot in his hand.

In an instant, Shen Yi felt a warm palm wrapping around her foot, causing her body to stiffen briefly, then goosebumps appeared all over her skin.

A sharp "Ah~~" scream shattered the room’s silence.

It was shrill and harsh, making Su Qing feel like he had gone deaf, while Shen Yi quickly straightened up, pulling her legs back, blushing as she looked at him in panic.

"What are you doing!!"

In that mont, she felt a jolt of electricity rush from her foot to the top of her head, leaving her a bit numb.

Her whole body even felt a bit weak, with a strange sensation filling her, more intense than when Su Qing whispered in her ear, causing her to tremble a bit now.

It wasn’t fear, but a physical reaction.

anwhile, Su Qing was also baffled; was her reaction really that big? His bladder nearly exploded just now. Luckily, his kidneys had been approved by the massage ladies at Qingshuiwa Platform to be iron-clad; otherwise, he would have quietly gone back to his room to change his pants.

"You startled ; why scream so loud!"

"You tell , why did you grab my foot!"

"Because you put it on my stomach, so I grabbed it, what of it!"

"You..." Shen Yi paused, then her eyes twitched as she smiled, stretching her leg back out with a aningful smile:

"You’re not a foot fetishist, are you? Co on, take it, free of charge, don’t be shy!"

At this, Su Qing couldn’t help but roll his eyes repeatedly: "Foot fetish, my ass. Do you think I’m as perverted as you? And besides, have you washed these feet? They stink!"

"You’re the one who stinks, I wash my feet every day, okay? Besides, I didn’t even go out today, and I didn’t sweat, how could they possibly stink? You better sll them properly!"

Hearing this, Shen Yi was so angry her face turned red. To think he said her feet stink.

With Xu Feng having sorted out the delivery, she had recently started to have more free ti, even getting rest on weekends now. To think, even just yesterday, she was out handling work matters, not to ntion last week.

The recent problems had indeed kept her busy and exhausted. Having finally dealt with everything, she could finally rest. And with the rain today, she gave herself a day off too.

She hadn’t even touched her computer at ho today, enjoying a hobody’s lifestyle for once. Work will have to wait until tomorrow.

Things were going well, and now her mood was gone. n are really a nuisance, affecting her mood too much, Shen Yi thought.

Watching Shen Yi stretch her foot towards his face, Su Qing couldn’t help but sigh, then scoot back a bit, thinking, "If I can’t provoke you, I can at least avoid you." But he still wouldn’t let it go verbally, saying:

"Co on now, aren’t you the one running around barefoot at ho all the ti? Those socks of yours all worn out and discolored, yet you claim your feet don’t stink?"

"Whose socks are worn out? Your socks are the worn out ones!" Even though Su Qing’s words were true, Shen Yi wouldn’t admit to it now; it didn’t match her identity as a female boss.

"Well, we know whose."

With that, Shen Yi hurriedly changed the subject: "I’m hungry. Are you cooking or ordering takeout?"

"I’m not cooking, let’s order takeout!"

"But takeout isn’t hygienic, is it?"

Hearing this, Su Qing gave a sidelong glance and said nothing, just watched Auntie Shen perform with a cold smile.

It’s sumrti, and it’s finally cooled down a bit. When there’s nothing to do, I can rest, and you want to cook? Dream on!

He was too lazy to cook for himself, and yet she dared to ask.

Maybe it was his sharp gaze, or maybe Shen Yi felt embarrassed, so she awkwardly changed her mind: "Then let’s order takeout. You order, I want boiled fish!"

"You really know how to mooch, making pay for the al!"

"We’re at your place. If you don’t pay, who will? If we were at my place, I would pay. Don’t you know the unwritten rules?" Shen Yi rolled her eyes and pulled her legs back.

Su Qing didn’t mind. Neither of them was short of money, but they just wouldn’t admit defeat verbally.

At this mont, the sound of a password being entered ca from the door of the living room. Both of them were stunned for a mont, and then the door opened, and Su He walked in.

"Wow~~~Bro, sis-in-law, I’m so miserable, so miserable, miserable, ah!"

The two of them: ...

Su He walked in with a wide-open mouth and began to howl, looking aggrieved.

"What’s going on?" Shen Yi quickly got up and asked.

Ten minutes later

"Hahahahaha, hilarious! That’s what you get for being reckless, but it’s Dad who should be crying, not you!" Su Qing laughed uncontrollably.

It turned out that for the past few days, Su He had been begging Old Su to practice driving with her. They went out yesterday to the suburbs, and under Old Su’s experienced guidance, the car’s front bumper scratched the curb.

Although Old Su felt distressed, he comforted her, thinking that his daughter just got her license. But today, when they went to the suburbs again, this ti, Su He drove straight into a farm, and unfortunately, was seen by the owner. Not only did they have to compensate for the damages, but because of the rain and wet ground, the car got stuck.

The end result was that Old Su’s car turned into a mud car with various degrees of scratches on the body, and they had no choice but to call a tow truck.

Now Old Su’s car is already in the auto shop.

Even Old Su couldn’t understand how his daughter drove into a ditch on such a wide road.

No wonder the driving instructor wanted to resign back then.

"I... I didn’t do it on purpose, wow~~~ the car is not the sa as the one at the driving school... I clearly stepped on the brakes, but they didn’t respond. Dad said I can’t drive anymore and should just use my license for point deductions. I... wow~~~"

At this mont, Su He was crying so hard that she couldn’t catch her breath, feeling very wronged. It was the first ti her dad talked to her like that.

Also, because she used the wrong turn signal, she got caught, and Old Su received a ticket notification on his phone, with a one-point deduction.

"Alright, with those hands and feet, just give up driving. Keep your license for point deductions in the future," Su Qing laughed.

Hearing this, Su He cried even louder. She felt so wronged that she ran straight here without even going ho, only to be ridiculed.

"Co on, stop saying that. It’s okay, this is a common mistake for beginners. Even experienced drivers have fender benders. Don’t cry, okay?" Shen Yi quickly comforted her.

"Re... really?"

"Of course, I even had a car accident this year. If you don’t believe , ask your brother."

Hearing this, Su He turned her gaze to Su Qing, who quickly held back his laughter and nodded repeatedly: "Yeah... she also had a car accident. Haha, sorry, wait a mont, I need to rub my face!"

Su He: ...

"Bro... how about you teach to drive? I’m sure I can learn!"

[What nonsense is this? A top-level road hazard, a complete amateur at driving, there isn’t a single car that can survive in her hands for more than three months!]

Su Qing: ...

Oh well, isn’t this almost like a curse? Could it be Su He’s innate cheat?

"I don’t even have a car, so how could I teach you? After this incident, Dad probably won’t let you near his car again." Su Qing shrugged his shoulders and refused.

Are you kidding? With the narrator saying that, it ans Su He is just not cut out for driving. Passing the driving test must have been a miracle.

This is all thanks to the driving school’s auxiliary brakes, otherwise, hmph, the driving school might not have survived intact.

"Bro, don’t you have money now? Can you buy a car? You need it for work anyway."

Hearing this, Su Qing’s eyes widened. How could soone be so shaless and thick-skinned?

Maybe realizing that her request was quite unreasonable, Su He quickly added: "If it’s really not possible, buy a second-hand one, maybe for ten or twenty thousand. If it gets wrecked, it won’t hurt. I think you’re the best and can definitely teach ."

Saying this, she grabbed his arm and started to shake it, acting coquettishly.

But with the narrator’s warning, Su Qing was completely unmoved. He directly pulled his arm away and pointed towards the park:

"If you want to make wishes, go to the park. I’m your brother, not so turtle in the Wishing Pool. Listen to , ask Mom if there’s any deity related to driving at ho. Ask her to bring it out and start praying; I think that’s more reliable than ."

Su He: ...

The comfort she had just received was shattered, and Su He couldn’t hold back anymore. She threw her head back and cried: "Sis-in-law~~ I’m so miserable!"

Shen Yi: ...

...

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