"Where are you, dude? Are you really six feet tall?"
"Didn't you say you had an eight-pack?"
"Is it true or not? Let take a look!"
In less than two minutes, a group of girls rushed in with such excitent that it even startled Da Huang, the playful dog, who backed away a bit. After all, it only liked cute girls, not creepy ones.
"Here he is, six feet, no abs, with a dog, the new model from the company's publicity departnt," Sun Mumu pointed at Su Qing and Da Huang.
Upon hearing this, the girls aid their gazes over and soon sward around him, looking him up and down.
"Not bad, he is indeed six feet tall."
"He looks good, but doesn't he seem a bit young?"
"Who cares if he's young? As long as he's a man, it's fine. If we don't get so n in our departnt soon, we're going to be suffocated by all these won."
While checking him out, so of the girls had already started petting Da Huang's doggy head.
They were young, but at least older than Su Qing, and ca in all shapes and sizes.
"Hey, handso, are you new here?" one of the slightly more mature-looking girls asked.
Su Qing: "Uh... I guess so, but the company signed a contract with it to use as a model for shoots."
Looking at the girls around him, Su Qing suddenly felt overwheld, like the monk Tang Seng mistakenly wandering into the Kingdom of Won.
In today's age where there are more n than won, how could there still be such enthusiastic girls? It's not logical, are there still girls this passionate?
But clearly, he was overthinking it. They were this enthusiastic not because they liked n, but because they wanted to bring new energy into the departnt.
"Sister Feng, he was assigned to by Secretary Deng to be taken next door. He doesn't have a position, but the company set up a place for him next door. I thought, maybe our departnt has so free space too?" Sun Mumu cautiously asked.
Upon hearing this, Feng Yan thought for a mont and replied, "Anyway, he doesn't have a position. Waiting anywhere is still waiting, right? Go ahead."
"Hey handso, co join our departnt. Next door might seem empty now, but it's the place for Business Departnt 2, and it'll get chaotic when they hire more people in a few days. Besides, let tell you, people in the business departnt are all old, the competition there is fierce. There's no environnt like our planning departnt, full of ladies. Oh, and are you single?"
Hearing this, Su Qing instinctively nodded.
"Then it's perfect. We have space in our planning departnt too. You might even find love here, who knows? Don't worry, our departnt is super harmonious."
Saying this, she called to the girls behind her: "What are you waiting for? Show our new friend around the departnt."
"Little Sun, go clear out a desk."
"Got it, Sister Feng, I'm on it."
Soon enough, before Su Qing could believe it, he and Da Huang were dragged by the group of girls to the adjacent office area.
Compared to here, the office area next door was much larger, brighter, and more warmly decorated, mainly because it had more people.
After arriving, he realized that besides the ones who dragged him over, there was another girl quietly working at the computer.
"Here, handso, this is going to be your workstation," Feng Yan said as she plopped him down at a desk that looked freshly cleared.
As Su Qing sat down, suddenly there were several white hands petting Da Huang, so stroking the dog's head, so squeezing its paws, not fearing the big dog biting at all. The boldest was a girl who lifted Da Huang's tail to peek inside.
"Hey? It's a boy dog, what a pity, turned into a eunuch."
Upon hearing this, Da Huang reacted violently, letting out a sharp howl as he burrowed underneath sothing behind him.
Scaring the dog, what kind of creatures are these?
At the sa ti, through the narrations, Su Qing heard so extrely foul words. It's undeniable that Da Huang, as a workplace newbie, experienced workplace oppression and sexual harassnt on his first day at work, which was quite sothing.
"Hey, hey, hey, look, it's shy. Co on over, I've got treats here," so girl tempted Da Huang with snacks, hoping to lure it out and unleash her roaming pig hands.
Seeing this, Su Qing's eyelids twitched uncontrollably. There was a reason he didn't want to work here, the yin-yang dynamic was not favorable for n. For example, studying nursing—a few guys get bombarded by whole classes of won.
Massage, acupuncture, model experiences, plus a string of physical labor—most crucially, you can't even skip classes. It's brutal.
He was starting to feel like that.
"No... it wouldn't be good, Sister Deng told to wait over there, soone will be looking for ," Su Qing swallowed nervously and said quietly.
It's no wonder he was a bit jittery, the won here all seed off to him. Although he considered himself reasonably attractive, to have all these girls flock to him was only sothing he dreamt of. There had to be so underlying reason, likely not a good one.
Just as he was about to leave, aware that being honest on his first day would probably be best with his newbie humility.
"Sit down!" Feng Yan ordered softly, which made him jolt nervously. Then, Feng Yan pressed an arm on the desk in front of him, saying:
"I know all about it. This dog is the model, you have no position, so waiting sowhere is still waiting."
Then, with a smile, she continued, "Our planning departnt is nice too, just have a seat."
"Xiao Lin, any of you have snacks or fruits? Bring so up. Xiao Sun, pour so water!"
Then a girl with glasses, looking both quiet and a bit goofy, stood up: "Ah?"
"Sure, I'll go get so!"
"I'll pour the water!" Sun Mumu enthusiastically offered.
Soon, the table in front of him was filled with snacks and fruits.
Truly, won's tactics are often similar—keeping a man's heart by capturing his stomach first.
"Here, handso, have an orange," Feng Yan said, handing over a large, ugly orange. Su Qing took it, but realized sothing was off. Upon closer inspection, the ugly orange was just a peel, with two small tangerines inside.
Su Qing: (꒪Д꒪)ノ
This was an orange within an orange. At that mont, Su Qing felt it was a warning from above. If he didn't leave now, he'd end up in Shawshank's redemption.
"Sister Feng, I..."
Just as he began to speak, Feng Yan gently massaged her temples, putting her other hand on his shoulder quietly said:
"Don't move, I can explain, I can explain."
"This is... orange blossom... no wait, it's great luck in disguise, misfortune turned to good fortune, a great on..."
Finishing the sentence, even the older sister couldn't continue fabricating and turned to yell, "Who ssed with the oranges again? You're idle, aren't you?"
Then she turned back to him, saying:
"Brother, I won't lie to you anymore, we're straightforward people. The main reason we roped you in here is... honestly... mainly because your bone structure is extraordinary, you'll be great soday. Our boss is a real beauty, her office is right there, you know."
Su Qing: ...
Could you at least lie more convincingly? You're openly scamming now!
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