A sumptuous al was served, and everyone sat together to eat.
"Brother-in-law, try my heartfelt cucumbers." Biyao diligently picked up cucumbers for Ye Fan’s bowl, eagerly saying, "I made this dish of cucumbers all by myself."
"I thought you couldn’t make anything edible, and even if you did, it would probably be inedible." Ye Fan said seriously. He had experienced Biyao’s cooking skills before, so he was naturally not daring to flatter. However, since Biyao had placed the cucumbers into his bowl, he had to be courteous, excitedly saying, "Let try your cooking skills!"
"Hurry and try." Biyao eagerly watched Ye Fan, urging him.
Liu Shangxiang, Lu Xiangxiang, and Qiu Wen smiled expectantly as if waiting for Ye Fan’s evaluation.
With one glance, ngyao could tell that Liu Shangxiang and the others’ smiles were absolutely mischievous.
Ye Fan began to eat, and he noticed the unusual taste, but seeing Liu Shangxiang and the others’ smiling faces, he didn’t mind.
"How is it?" Biyao impatiently asked, "How does it taste? Delicious, right?"
"It seems you’ve confused salt and sugar. How much sugar did you put in? It’s too sweet to swallow." Ye Fan replied.
"Not much, just about three spoons." Biyao replied embarrassedly, "Salt and sugar look the sa, both white, so I got them mixed up."
"Just because they’re both white, they’re the sa?" Qiu Wen laughed, "n and won both have two eyes, so are they the sa too?"
"That’s different. n stand to pee, won squat, and won can have children, n can’t." Biyao had her own reasoning.
"Who says n can’t have children? Without n, can won have children?" Qiu Wen tried her best to teach Biyao, hoping she would recognize her mistake.
At the dinner table, Biyao and Qiu Wen started arguing, while ngyao, Liu Shangxiang, and Lu Xiangxiang exchanged glances, almost spitting out blood.
"Ahem!" Ye Fan coughed, with a serious expression, "We’re eating such nutritious als, and you’re talking about things devoid of nutrition. Can’t you be a little normal and not childish? If you’re interested, find a place with no one around to discuss peeing and childbirth, okay?"
"This isn’t childish; it’s cute, right?" Biyao earnestly defended.
"I’ll just eat and not talk anymore," Qiu Wen said awkwardly, then concentrated on chewing.
"Calling you quirky is spot on, no need to bring up random things at the dinner table." ngyao advised.
"Got it!" Biyao agreed, then looked at Ye Fan: "Brother-in-law, you haven’t said if my cucumbers taste good yet?"
"They taste good, just too sweet." Ye Fan replied.
"If they taste good, eat more, haha." Biyao picked more cucumbers for Ye Fan.
Ye Fan’s expression dropped, and he said in frustration, "I have hands; I’ll pick for myself. You eat yours."
"You’re avoiding ." Biyao imdiately felt aggrieved.
"How am I avoiding you?" Ye Fan was quite frustrated, thinking, is this how patients are treated, more like being coaxed into a predicant with such a little sister-in-law.
"You don’t eat what I picked for you, nor allow to pick, hence you’re avoiding ." Biyao muttered.
"Alright, do what makes you happy, alright?" Ye Fan compromised; after all, he’s a man.
"Haha, you’re my good brother-in-law, mwah." Biyao felt happy, acting very flirtatiously.
"You should eat more, don’t get hungry." Ye Fan picked so cucumbers for Biyao too.
"Brother-in-law, you’re trying to harm . I’m dieting and can’t eat too sweet things." Biyao’s quick change of deanor was surprising.
It was clear skies just monts ago, now clouds gathered quickly.
"Pfft!" Qiu Wen couldn’t help but laugh, spraying out grains of rice.
ngyao, Liu Shangxiang, and Lu Xiangxiang burst into laughter.
Only Ye Fan’s face was darker than the bottom of a pot, and perhaps the reason for ngyao and the others’ laughter was closely tied to his expression—Biyao’s antics and nonsensical logic had caused him internal injuries.
"When you give things, I must eat them; not eating ans I’m avoiding you. When I give you things, you not only don’t eat but accuse of harming you. What does your dieting have to do with harming you? Moreover, just look at you: no more than a few ounces of at on your whole body, thin as a stick, what’s there to diet?" Ye Fan’s lungs nearly exploded, almost fainting.
"No more than a few ounces? That’s absolutely false. Brother-in-law, if you don’t believe it, you can feel; my chest definitely has more than a few ounces." Biyao said, trying to pull Ye Fan’s hand to her chest.
Practical examination is necessary; otherwise, brother-in-law’s disbelief becos a problem.
Ye Fan’s hand was halfway out toward the restricted area when he hastily withdrew it.
He covered his face with his hand, sighing powerlessly, "What sin have I committed?"
"Hahaha, hahahahaha!"
"I’m laughing to death."
"Oh, my stomach."
"Ye Fan, oh Ye Fan, who would’ve thought there’d be such a day for you, with no way out."
"Biyao, you are quite the treasure, others cause anger without rcy; you’re making others laugh without rcy."
"Honestly, how can you be so amusing?"
"Even teasing your own brother-in-law, you’re quite skilled."
Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang lost their composure, laughing without regard for dignity or image.
Qiu Wen was even worse, giving Biyao a thumbs-up.
ngyao turned her head elsewhere, truly concerned about her lively sister, though her smile was still evident.
"You little rascal, wish I could teach you a lesson..." Ye Fan feigned depth, trying to reprimand Biyao, but failed; he ended up laughing, looking at ngyao and the others’ reactions and the atmosphere at the scene, he was laughably infuriated.
Can you not laugh?
From nearly being angered to spitting blood, to now chuckling, the process sure was challenging.
"Haven’t you laughed enough? You’re truly dull, lacking humor cells; what’s so funny about this? Look at how amused you all are." Biyao rebuked, acting contemplatively like an adult.
"You treasure, sotis very endearing, but other tis nerve-wracking. This lifeti is hopeless; even teasing your brother-in-law in broad daylight, who dares to want you?" Lu Xiangxiang teased.
"That’s not teasing; it’s a test for my brother-in-law." Biyao stated earnestly.
The laughter continued, the atmosphere was extrely lively.
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