12: 4.
The chosen lords, hurry up and create miracles_3 12: 4.
The chosen lords, hurry up and create miracles_3 “Damn it!
Everything I said is true!”
Gobao, teased repeatedly, couldn’t hold back any longer.
He hugged his beloved black gaming helt and yelled:
“If this isn’t true, I won’t utter a peep even if I get screwed by you guys tonight!”
“???”
The other five brothers blinked at each other, and then, coordinating perfectly, they all took a step back from the angry Gebao.
One of the brothers whispered fearfully:
“Don’t be like this, Gebao, we just joke about screwing each other usually.
Please don’t take us seriously.
Of course, we don’t discriminate against any minorities.
Just calm down, we’re still brothers.”
“You traitors!”
The dorm head was so mad he looked furious and yells while swinging a broom handle at the traitors amid their uproarious laughter:
“I’ll kill all you sons of turtles…”
“Dorm 2149!
Your delivery has arrived!
Co and get it!”
Before Gebao could finish his rant, his phone rang.
It was the express delivery guy, who was still mocking him while on the phone:
“Are students from prestigious universities buying motorcycle helts in bulk now?
Are there any discounts for buying five at a ti?”
“Heh!
Bingo!”
Gobao grinned, hung up the phone, and sent his loyal ‘sons’ to collect the delivery.
A few minutes later, the six dorm brothers all looked at the sa model black helts in their hands.
The chubby kid with glasses swallowed and touched the helt, which had an odd matte texture.
He said softly:
“Damn, this is serious, right?
Are you honestly telling that ga is as sick as you say it is, Gebao?”
“No shit, I’ve tried it.
Let just say this: the ga allows you to take off your pants!
How cool is that?”
“666!
Let’s try it and see if we can use it in the ga.”
“Damn, there’s a pervert here!
Soone call the police!”
“Wait, wait, it shows ‘Test Schedule Pending’ inside.
Isn’t there a forum or sothing?
And this thing doesn’t even have a label.”
“There is!
Inside the helt, look closely.
It’s called the ‘Alpha’ company.
And hey, the na and logo do look quite fancy.”
While the dorm buddies were having a blast, in a spacious office thousands of miles away in another city in the sa country, two middle-aged n who had been drinking heavily stared wide-eyed at the black helt they had just unboxed.
The two stared at each other.
“That website with the strange domain na?
The one Old Yang forwarded a few days ago for ga testing?
Didn’t that page 404?”
One of them asked as he touched the helt.
The other downed a glass, waved his hand dismissively, and said:
“Who cares, if we can play it, we play.
If not, forget it.
Damn, surrendering the factory I’ve worked half my life for doesn’t feel right.
I may be rich now, but I’m not happy!
Damn it Chao!
I guess I’ll just have to wait for death lazily for the rest of my life now.
Just heard from Old Yang.
He said he tried the ga and that it’s amazing.
We should go and add him as a friend.
His na is ow or sothing, and he said the ga feels just like real life.
It would actually be better if it was real…
Are you keeping fish here?
Co.
Let’s drink one for punishnt first, then we’ll do a round together.”
Across the ocean, in a student apartnt, a tired, long-haired girl who had just finished her manuscript stared blankly at the black helt she’d just unboxed.
She rubbed her eyes and wailed:
“What weird stuff have I bought again?
My allowance for this month is almost spent.
I can’t go on like this…
Hey, does this thing glow?
It’s quite comfortable to wear, looks like it’s custom-made.
But can soone tell what the hell this is?”
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