Chapter 1913: Chapter 638: Wielding the Chainsaw Sword with Loyalty in Heart, Wolf People Are Crap! (Part 3)
Can’t?
Then you guys just stay cool wherever you are!
“Swish”
Brother ow opened his eyes at the save point in Shadow Valley, instinctively gripping the handle of the Dwarf Rune Axe “Borut’s Butcher” beside him. Then he jumped up and down on the spot, regaining his previous sense of embodint, and with a laugh, hoisted the great axe, ready to leave.
The old comrades around him laughed as well, preparing to continue their journey. But as they left the save point, two NPCs in Transylvania civil servant uniforms sat behind a table and greeted them.
“Hey, warriors! Governor Morphy has prepared more powerful Calculating Pearls for you; we call it the ‘Expert Adventure Assistant.’ Want to upgrade from the lower-tier items you have?”
One civil servant yelled, and the other said:
“Are you the hero of Transylvania, ‘Lord ow King’? Co quickly! Lord Kuder has just received a batch of special half-body man weaponry. Here is a hero’s weapon gifted to you by the Baron of Hunting.”
“Huh?”
The NPCs’ invitation intrigued Brother ow and his group, so they gathered around. On the table was a black box that could be strapped to the wrist, likely the “Expert Adventure Assistant.”
It costs 3,000 gold coins each; what a rip-off!
But Brother ow wasn’t short of money. He casually swapped one, handing over his Calculating Pearl. The civil servant helped him input the data and returned the Adventure Assistant to him. As Brother ow fixed it on his wrist, another NPC placed a black weapon box in front of him after he filled out the information.
Under everyone’s gaze, Brother ow complained about how there weren’t such rules in the Hall of Fa before and nonchalantly opened the weapon box. Then… everyone was shocked!
Brother ow himself was even more excited, reaching out to touch the chainsaw blade, painted bright green with a red mark, and with his na on it.
“Whoa! Chainsaw Sword! I can’t help but shout ‘Loyalty’!”
“Damn it, the Hall of Fa got an epic upgrade! Oh man, if I’d known I could get this thing, I wouldn’t have let Lord Qin win at Blood Flag Heights before.”
“Na your price, Brother ow! You’ve got a new axe, you won’t need this flashy thing. Na your price, take my money, and get your dirty hands off my precious chainsaw sword!”
“Brother ow, can I touch your big treasure?”
“Scram, scram, scram!”
Brother ow nervously grabbed the flashy item in front of him, spun around, and did a spinning slash to drive away those coveting his treasure. He shouted:
“This is an invaluable treasure I got by risking my life. Anyone daring to snatch it will be dead at! You bastards just envy my talent. I’m not selling! I’ll even sleep holding it!”
“Tsk”
Brother ow’s uncooperativeness made his pals lose interest instantly. But soon soone recalled that there were two Spellcasters, Cheche and Gebao, in the current Hall of Fa.
Other lee fighters definitely wouldn’t give up on this cool thing, but those two Psychics wouldn’t be running with this big sword to fight, right?
So there are two chainsaw swords available for trade!
Yahoo!
Hurry and buy it!
The group dispersed, leaving only Brother ow and other mbers of the Big Bird Team guarding the place.
They opened the Expert Adventure Assistant, critiquing the refreshing new UI interface. Just as Little Hand discovered the appearance skins drawn could be applied to characters in the popping-up interface of the Adventure Assistant, a shocking ssage flashed on their panel:
[The Blackfla Mountain Pass is under siege by tens of thousands of frantic Gnolls! The first three defense lines face a crisis of falling. The Split Claw Jackal-Human Army is advancing toward the battlefield, estimated to arrive in 6 hours! Sir Morphy has led the Cadman People’s Army into the battlefield and needs his warriors to join the battle imdiately!
Tip!
Before entering the Black Disaster battlefield, visit the altar at Shadow Valley for today’s Divine Power boost!
Today’s battlefield guardian is: The Fury Vam.
Tip!
The current number of Cadman People’s Army vanguards remaining on the battlefield is: 677! If People’s Army Warriors casually die or get injured by up to 30%, Sir Morphy will retreat from the battlefield!
Tip!
If the Blackfla Mountain Pass’s first three lines of defense fall, players will permanently lose related tasks and rewards in that area.]
“Ha!”
Brother ow exclaid and shouted to his brothers:
“A big battle right after logging in is fantastic; I’ve been so bored at ho for three days! Let’s go! Brothers, let’s go kill the Jackal-n! Today, let dirty this new baby sword.”
“Let’s go, let’s go.”
Three Five Battles marched forward energetically, Little Hand following behind, whispering:
“Bro, did you hook up with that sassy lady next door? Didn’t you say she does yoga on the balcony every day to lure you? Isn’t that a clear sign she’s interested?”
“No, can’t be bothered.”
Brother ow shrugged and said:
“Can won be as fun as gas? I’ve been thinking about making achievents in Transylvania these past three days; I didn’t even bother agreeing to her dinner invitation at her place. Pfft, she just wants my body! Cheap! She’s a professional at this, you know; her last month’s boyfriend was one of my clients.
She doesn’t have Lady Shui’s figure, doesn’t have the face of The Grand Duke of Triss, doesn’t have Shani’s legs, and is even shorter than that dumb Blonde Knight. Having her would only slow down my sword-drawing speed!
So, it’s not worth it.”
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