ssage Board Another Stampede Or Seriously, Enough
930: NONA
Japan is dood
931: NONA
Welco to hell
932: NONA
Hey, not funny, and in bad taste too
933: NONA
Alright, into the ssed-up world
934: NONA
Ha, it's exactly like the end of the century, huh?
935: NONA
We haven’t even made it through a quarter of the 21st century and here we are
936: NONA
Japan is dood
937: NONA
I’m hungry…
938: NONA
Food…
939: NONA
I want bread…
940: NONA
Wheat prices are skyrocketing worldwide since imports stopped
941: NONA
Oh, then why not eat cake if there’s no bread?
942: NONA
Hey, soone get this Antoinette out of here
943: NONA
Lady Antoinette, your guillotine awaits over there
944: NONA
Actually, wasn’t that one of her entourage? This joke’s way too old, moving on
945: NONA
What’s up with the dungeon! Seriously, cut it out!
946: NONA
I get how you feel, but don’t lose it
947: NONA
Hey, it’s the 21st century! Where’s our laser guns?!
948: NONA
Oh, if we had those, I’d take down the monsters myself!
949: NONA
Still using physical rounds. I heard even the Self-Defense Forces are researching railguns
950: NONA
Yeah, the prototype 40mm railgun from the Defense Equipnt Agency
951: NONA
What! It’s a solid projectile?!
952: NONA
What else would it be? What’re you even saying?
953: NONA
Co onnnn, beam weapons, where are they~~?
954: NONA
Just so you know, beams are physical rounds too
955: NONA
Yeah, exactly. The concept involves shooting superheated, charged tal fragnts at high speeds
956: NONA
Really? I learned sothing new
957: NONA
Then kill the monsters with a laser, please
958: NONA
To generate that much power, just how much electricity would it take?
959: NONA
Might work in space, but lasers weaken in the atmosphere because of moisture
960: NONA
Yeah, with low enough output, even a humidifier can block it
961: Takashi
Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest!
962: NONA
Then you go beat the monster with a humidifier
963: NONA
Heh, then wouldn’t a new mist-producing fire truck nullify lasers?
964: Takashi
Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest!
965: NONA
Then you go fight with the fire truck—wait, with a fire truck, you might stand a chance
966: NONA
If the opponent’s fire-type, that would actually give you an edge. Not that we know if they exist
967: NONA
Takashi’s so annoying
968: NONA
Stop! Takashi-kun’s body will never be the sa because of everyone’s calculation mistakes… sniff
969: NONA
What! No way… that’s how it is…
970: NONA
sniff Poor Takashi…
971: NONA
You all sure seem at ease
972: NONA
No, we’re not. Just bored because there’s nothing to do in the shelter
973: NONA
Hey, hey, could a railgun kill a monster?
974: NONA
It could, but it’s not practical due to costs and operational issues
975: NONA
The monsters attack in waves
976: NONA
Right, and it can’t fire rapidly or maneuver easily
977: NONA
What the hell! Isn’t there anything that can just sweep them away?!
978: NONA
Even if there was, it’d probably vaporize your whole town along with it
979: NONA
Listen! When I got back from the shelter, my house was ransacked!
980: NONA
For real? That’s terrible
981: NONA
Details, please
982: NONA
Noooo!! Give back my money! Give back my food!!
983: NONA
Calm down
984: NONA
Was it monsters?
984: NONA
No, humans. Broke in by forcing open the shutters. I’m checking damages, but they took everything valuable and all the food! So infuriating!!!!!!!
985: NONA
A criminal act, then. Lone culprit?
986: NONA
Mud footprints all over the living room. I’m avoiding stepping on them—it’s evidence...
987: NONA
I see, that’s rough
988: NONA
Hang in there
989: NONA
Food must be scarce in the city due to the high population. In the countryside, we’ve got wild plants and vegetables everywhere
990: NONA
Lucky…
991: NONA
Fresh veggies… drools
992: NONA
But at night, there are eerie howls from the mountains. Terrifying, can’t sleep
993: NONA
Mountains are bad news! Monsters have the upper hand!
994: NONA
Don’t let the fire go out!!
995: NONA
So infuriating!!! Let the criminals get eaten by monsters!!!
996: NONA
I get it, but let’s keep such things private
997: NONA
A bonfire would just make us stand out more. I’ll go ask Grandpa
998: NONA
Stick together in large groups! Crowdedness keeps monsters away!!
999: NONA
Yes, stay packed together!
This ssage board has now beco 1000 winds.
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