Taste
"Heyyyy! Wh-wh-what kind of thing are you saying!"
"That's right, you! Isn't that rude to the Marquis? You should apologize to the Marquis right now!"
"No, I must speak my mind here. It's true this at was frozen by a high-level magician's magic, right? But because it was frozen like that for so long, it's beco completely freezer-burned. This ruins what should have been good at."
"Whaaat?!"
"And on top of that, the thawing thod is completely wrong. You tried to thaw this at by applying intense heat to speed up the process, didn't you? But that creates a temperature difference between the inside and outside, causing the flesh to break down during thawing and the precious umami to leak out..."
Puwawaan... (Skill [Acute Taste Sensitization] activated)
"Ah! Now that you ntion it, this at... I can't sense the robust, inherent umami of the at itself, and the mont it entered my mouth, I felt sowhat unsatisfied..."
"Right? Eating at this bland and spongy in both flavor and texture, you'd be better off eating rotten at, I tell you."
"Grunrunrun... How dare you speak so insolently! Hey, brat! So you're saying that rotten at is many tis more delicious than this frozen, premium at! Fine, very well! Then why don't you show us!!!"
"Yeah, sure! I'll make you all eat so suprely delicious rotten at that's way better than this freezer-burned magic at!"
....
Sothing like, then she uses a curse to turn everyone into ghouls or sothing.
"Grooooaah! Rotten at is super deeelicious!!"
"Wh-what?! To think she'd 'cook' the people instead of the ingredients!?"
Hmm, a truly fantasy-esque ending. Wait, what story is this even supposed to be?
And then, in the end, Shark rummagiciand through her own belongings, pulled out so curry powder, sprinkled it on the at, and started eating it with relish.
"See? This way, you can eat any kind of beast at without worrying about the sll!"
No, I'm telling you, it doesn't have any gay sll. What in the world are you talking about?
Really, she just can't help but show off bits of knowledge she's picked up sowhere, but she needs to think about the ti and place. Otherwise, she'll just end up being rude to the host.
Well, but that's fine too.
Shark. If you like army-style survival als that much, then tomorrow's dinner is striped snake. I'll catch a big, lively one from the mountains for you.
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