"Fuck" I said, with my dick in hand.
In front of my face was what resembled a giant flashing dong. Within that sa window the words that would forever change my life, blinked at .
[ ACTIVATE GOONER SYSTEM ]
[ YES ] [ NO ]
Still stroking my doink, I chose yes. What other choice could there possibly be? No second thought as I raised my hand to click the hallucinated systems panel.
As soon as I hit the button I felt it rush up from within . Blinding white beams rushed from my cock. Surrounding in its glowing warmth.
Computer like systems windows popped up all around , all shaped like so sort of dick.
[ GOONER SYSTEM ACTIVATED ]
[ Adrian Bater LV.1 ]
[ Rizz Level 9999 ]
[ SKILLS ]
[ FREAK IN THE SHEETS LV.1 ]
"Huh" I said, still going crazy on my junk, despite the beams. "What the fuck is rizz and freak in the sheets?"
"I’m a virgin stroking myself to little people porn." I paused for a mont, lost in thought. "How the fuck can I use a skill like that."
The system blinked in response, opening the details of the skill.
[ FREAK IN THE SHEETS ]
[ The user of this unique skill, shall acquire imnse levels of charm, charisma, sex appeal. ]
"Sex appeal huh, I said as I finished into a nearby sock I had tossed off the night before, watching myself commit the act in the tall mirror to my side. "I don’t look any different though." I said as I started to get dressed. "Let’s go give this a test."
I pulled my shirt over my head and glanced back at the floating blue dick shaped window hovering in the middle of my room.
"Alright," I muttered, rubbing the back of my neck. "System... activate Freak in the Sheets."
Nothing happened.
The panel blinked once, then expanded into another window.
[ SKILL ACTIVATION CONDITIONS NOT T ]
"What conditions?" I asked the empty room.
Another notification slid into place beside it.
[ FREAK IN THE SHEETS – ACTIVE SKILL ]
[ TO ACTIVATE ONE OR MORE PERSONS HAVE TO BE PRESENT]
[ Charisma 5 ]
[ Confidence 5 ]
[ Attraction Modifier: Minor ]
I stared at the text for a few seconds before looking down at myself.
"That’s really it?" I said, staring at my terribly average body. "No lightning, no transformation, no badass ani protagonist glow-up?" "The fuck is up with that?"
The system remained silent.
Then another panel appeared.
[ FIRST TARGET DETECTED ]
I waited as a soft pair of foot steps could be heard, getting louder as they neared.
My bedroom door creaked open before I could question it, thankful I wasn’t still naked beating my at.
"Adrian?" Jenna’s voice called from the hallway. "Did you ss with the router—"
She stepped halfway into the room and stopped when she saw .
The dick shaped panel shifted as she entered.
[ FREAK IN THE SHEETS ACIVATED ]
For a mont she just stood there, brow furrowing slightly like she was trying to place sothing that had changed.
"...Did you do sothing different with your... hair?" she asked.
"My hair?" "Yea uh... definitely just my hair."
Another notification popped up beside the others.
[ RIZZ EFFECT SUCCESSFUL ]
"Oh," I said quietly, realizing the system was pushing to have sex with my roommate.
Jenna kept staring at for another second before shaking her head like she’d just lost her train of thought.
"Whatever. The Wi-Fi’s down again. Fix it." She turned and walked back into the hallway. The system chid in my brain as she left.
[ GOONER PROGRESS 1 ]
[ RIZZ LEVEL 9999 ]
I stared at the floating text for a long mont.
Then slowly a grin branded itself across my face.
"Oh shit," I said again, quiet enough only I could hear myself. "I can see this crazy system is going to get into a lot of trouble."
After I looked into the WiFi problem, I headed to see where she had gone. Anticipation, along with the intense lust building. "If all it takes is to look at a girl then this’ll be easy." I murmured to myself. My mind, floating to what was coming next.
.
My primary goal at this point was to not die a virgin, people had always made fun of for being in my twenties and still a virgin. Despite being a pretty normal looking dude,
I never could quite seal the deal. They would constantly nitpick for being quiet and never being able to talk to girls.
The hallway outside my room was quiet except for the low hum of the router rebooting in the living room.
Our apartnt wasn’t big. Two bedrooms, a tiny kitchen that never really got used, and a living room that always slled faintly like microwave popcorn and the weed that Jenna had bought on sale that week.
I stepped out slowly, the dick shaped system panel still hovering just off to the side of my vision like a smug little reminder that my life had apparently turned into so kind of degenerate RPG.
[ GOONER SYSTEM ACTIVE ]
"Yeah, yeah," I muttered under my breath. "I see you."
The living room lights were on. Jenna sat cross-legged on the couch with her laptop open, tapping at the keyboard while the router blinked beside the TV stand.
Her hair was pulled up into a ssy bun, a few loose strands falling around her face. She wore one of those oversized hoodies that made it impossible to tell what was underneath.
Normally I wouldn’t even get within five feet of her without my brain short-circuiting.
Roommates or not, Jenna had always been one of those girls that made conversation feel like a high-stakes interview.
Tonight though... sothing felt different.
The system window flickered again as I stepped closer.
[ TARGET IN RANGE ]
My heartbeat picked up a little as I leaned against the wall near the couch, trying to act like I wasn’t suddenly hyper-aware of every little detail in the room.
Jenna glanced up from her screen.
"Oh good, you’re alive," she said. "The Wi-Fi fixed yet, you nerd?."
"It should be coming back up shortly," I replied, surprised at how steady my voice sounded. Shortly after another quiet chi echoed in my head.
[ RIZZ BONUS ACTIVE ]
She studied for a mont, her eyes narrowing slightly.
"Why are you standing there like that?" she asked.
"Like what?" I said, walking over to the couch she was sitting on.
"Like you’re thinking about the next stupid thing to say."
I felt a grin slide into place on my face despite the sense of uneasiness inside.
"Statistically speaking," I said, "that’s pretty likely."
Jenna snorted softly and leaned back against the couch cushions.
Ever since I t her it’s been the sa. Today, the silence between us didn’t feel terrifying.
If anything...
...it felt like an opportunity.
"You look ... uh, hot as fuck."
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