"If a woman slls it, she’ll be instantly captivated by your scent and feel an urge to do sothing with you!"
The little guy was all excited, after all, he had spent a lot of effort to buy it on almighty Taobao. You have to admit, these days on Taobao, if you can imagine it, you can buy it. The little guy hadn’t had a chance to use it yet and took this mont to brag about it.
"Oh, does this thing actually work?"
Liu Shuaibin asked curiously.
"It works, absolutely works, and it must work, big brother, this is getting rave reviews, there are many people so ugly they have no friends, but ever since they started using Fetro Perfu, it’s done wonders, changing girlfriends every day."
The little guy said excitedly, thinking that surely it’s been getting rave reviews on Taobao, even offering a money-back guarantee, so he truly believed in its effectiveness.
"Oh, there’s such a useful thing, how much did it cost?"
Liu Shuaibin asked curiously.
"Big brother, not expensive, this only cost nine hundred and ninety-nine! I know the boss, it’s a friendly price he gave , the boss said, nothing feels more accomplished in this world than attracting won, so nine hundred and ninety-nine is definitely worth it, and buying it isn’t a loss. The boss also said if you don’t buy it again, it’s my fault..."
The little guy could really talk nonsense, having spent just nine bucks, yet could boast about it costing nine hundred and ninety-nine, no need for such bubbles.
"Not bad, not bad, here’s two thousand bucks, considering how sensible you are, the extra thousand is your tip!"
Liu Shuaibin was easily swayed, and at this mont, feeling quite excited with the thought that with this, picking up girls would definitely be magical.
"So what’s this thing for?"
Liu Shuaibin took out the box of cigarettes, wondering if it was ant to invigorate.
"Big brother, this thing is even more amazing, it’s called Joyful Cigarette, big brother, it looks like an ordinary cigarette, but it’s not just a cigarette. When you inhale it and exhale towards your desired woman, she’ll see you as her most beloved, doing whatever you want her to do?"
The little guy excitedly explained.
"Oh, so miraculous, alright, kid, you’ve got yourself so good stuff, if I manage to get that girl this ti, I’ll definitely reward you well, and let you pick one, as I’ll arrange for a bed partner for you!"
At this mont, Liu Shuaibin was quite thrilled, with these two items, he felt confident it would be a success.
"Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother!"
The little guy was thrilled, though in reality, the Joyful Cigarette did cost a bit of money, as it was actually a type of sexual hallucinogenic drug.
Liu Shuaibin sprayed himself with the so-called Fetro Perfu but found the scent not very pleasant, feeling a bit annoyed, thinking, just what the heck is this, why does it sll a bit pungent?
"Big brother, you’re truly a man, I can feel the manly aura exuding from you."
The little guy flattered, and hearing it, Liu Shuaibin quite enjoyed it, saying.
"Really, alright, let’s get down to business, rember, take that kid to the little black room, then find the ugliest beggar on the street, let him do sothing with the beggar, and film the whole thing, haha, I want him to beco famous, oh, there aren’t many around who can repay a grudge as I do, in today’s world how many have this kind of magnanimity, I can’t help but admire myself."
Liu Shuaibin narcissistically said, honestly, this guy was shaless, even complinting himself so highly.
When they arrived at the dance hall, Liu Shuaibin quickly spotted Su Xuan along with Shen Ruoqiu and Shu Xin in the crowd, Shen Ruoqiu felt a bit reserved, unsure of how to act, while Shu Xin and Liu Shuaibin resembled madn, constantly bobbing their heads, leaving Shen Ruoqiu speechless.
By this ti, Su Xuan also noticed Liu Shuaibin and his two lackeys entering, a faint smile curving at the corner of his mouth, thinking it seed the show was about to start, Liu Shuaibin, today I’ll show you what it ans to fish in troubled waters.
In fact, during this process, Su Xuan had protected these two many tis, no choice, they were so good-looking, many had intentions on them, but Su Xuan had easily thwarted these attempts, indeed, in such a place, doing things is relatively easy.
At this mont, the two lackeys had already blended into the crowd, swaying their bodies, attempting amidst the chaos, to pull Su Xuan out.
anwhile, Su Xuan took out a cigarette and lit it up.
"Hey, why are you smoking now?"
Seeing Su Xuan light a cigarette, Shu Xin was sowhat curious, as he always thought Su Xuan didn’t smoke.
"What did you say, can’t hear!"
Su Xuan grinned mischievously, and at that mont, one of the lackeys reached towards Su Xuan, and just as his hand was about to touch Su Xuan’s, Su Xuan inadvertently moved his cigarette backward, causing a scream as the guy’s hand got burnt with blisters instantly, yet amidst the noise, no one actually heard.
The lackey felt quite annoyed, though he considered it rely an accident, and just as he prepared to grab Su Xuan again, this ti Su Xuan seed overly excited, his cigarette jumping out of his hands, then ejecting directly into the lackey’s nostril, embedding quite deep.
"Ah ah ah..."
At this mont, the lackey was in intense pain, crying out, taking quite a while before he managed to pull the cigarette out, his nose stinging and emitting smoke.
The screams though went unnoticed, as everyone here was quite crazy, each chaotic, who would care about who’s crying out?
The other lackey witnessing his companion was also quite puzzled, thinking what was going on, why suddenly so agitated?
Yet with the noise, speech was inaudible, he quickly approached Su Xuan, thinking of capturing and dragging him out, but before reaching Su Xuan, Su Xuan seed like soone overdosing on Ecstasy, swinging a slap.
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