My Taboo Harem! Chapter 548: Grandmother’s Teachings: Charity Begins at Home

"Sorry, what?" Phei blinked, still processing the beauty in the power suit like she’d just announced she was here to repossess his soul.

lissa shrugged one shoulder, the picture of weary inevitability. "At least one of the reasons she graced us with her presence is you. We’ll get details after we finish this eting — assuming the room hasn’t frozen over by then."

Phei exhaled long and slow, accepting yet another bizarre footnote in his already surreal life.

The truth was, Phei’s concept of a harem had never co from dog-eared manga or late-night ani binges and degenerate light novels had led him astray.

It had begun at ho, rooted in pure desire and iron discipline.

His grandmother hadn’t simply had a harem. She had run a full-ti, twenty-four-seven operation.

Twenty-sothing won who literally shared her bed, answered to her like she was a CEO with benefits, loved her, feared her, or — more often — did both at once.

They existed in a tight orbit of devotion and raw, unfiltered desire that spun around her like planets around a particularly lusty sun. No polite taphors like "close female companions" or "devoted attendants" nonsense.

This was the real thing: a functional, breathing, sweat-soaked ecosystem of female attention orbiting a single matriarch.

That was where the seed had been planted. Not in so dusty paperback and fantasy novels where the hero accidentally collects wives like Pokémon cards but right there, in the actual living room of his grandmother’s house, watching won drift in and out of rooms with that specific, serene energy of people who knew exactly whose they were — and were weirdly, blissfully content with it.

He had been there when he was two and visited regularly until he was seven, so young at the ti. Young enough not to grasp the chanics, but old enough for the shape of it to lodge in his brain like a stubborn splinter made of pure, unadulterated "huh."

And splinters have a way of festering.

Slowly the way all genuinely dangerous ideas do in a thousand tiny, almost imperceptible shifts in what the brain decides counts as "normal."

Since then, he would lie awake at night in room the Maxtons had shuffled him into and think: How good would it feel if I were like Grandma? A steady rotation of eager won. Zero relationship firefights. Zero marriage-drama-induced headaches. If one got upset, there was always another waiting, blissfully unbothered.

It wasn’t just a fantasy. It was an ecosystem. Self-regulating. Self-perpetuating. Beautiful in its glorious, chaotic dysfunction — like a coral reef built entirely out of mutual attraction and poorly concealed jealousy for his grandmother.

And just like that, without him even realizing the foundation was being laid, he had started down this horny rabbit hole.

He didn’t notice the slope until he was seventeen, face-first off a building in a desperate bid to end it all, when the System blinked awake inside his skull and delivered its verdict: Oh, so this is what you’ve been low-key fantasizing about since you could tie your own shoes? Congrats. It’s 100% real, achievable, and — by the way — here’s a magic cock to get you started. Welco to Level One, champ.

Life, it turned out, was 90% ntal gymnastics and 10% blaming my wiring on my grandmother’s liberal weekend habits.

Phei’s eyes refocused on the dining room doors, where the newcor ca like a glacier in stilettos.

Her heels clicked against the marble with the precision of gunfire and her assistant trailed half a step behind, clutching a tablet like it was the only thing standing between them and spontaneous combustion.

The problem—aside from the sudden subarctic climate—was glaringly obvious.

"I don’t know this one," Victoria said, her voice cutting through the tension with the bewildered honesty of a puppy shown an unfamiliar treat.

The question hung in the air, identical on the lips of all three sisters, and, if Phei was being brutally honest, his own as well.

He had grown up swimming in his grandmother’s harem ecosystem. He knew most of the won by sight if not by na, could probably have picked them out of a lineup blindfolded based on shoe choice alone.

But this woman? New. Utterly unfamiliar.

lissa gave a single, slow nod — part acknowledgnt, part silent I told you so.

"She’s the newest addition," lissa confird, her tone dropping into sothing closer to amused explanation.

"Don’t you see how young she is? Madam snapped her up just a few weeks ago. She’s been sent to handle her very first official Ryujin Tiamat family matter — apparently, cutting through the Maxton family’s particular brand of dense is now part of her onboarding the harem."

The girls took it in.

They were used to this—the Madam’s habit of collecting won the way other people collected art or real estate. A new addition every few years. Sotis more often. The sa appetite her grandson had clearly inherited, because genetics were a bitch with a wicked sense of humor and the apple hadn’t just not fallen far from the tree—it had landed directly on the tree’s roots and started growing an identical tree right next to it.

Phei watched the woman approach the table.

She walked like she was late to sothing far more important and this room was rely an inconvenient stop along the way.

Her eyes swept the room once—dismissed Harold, dismissed the grandfather, dismissed the grandmother, dismissed the girls—and landed on Phei.

Stayed on Phei.

Just a fraction of a second longer than everyone else got. But a fraction was enough. He could feel it—the weight of being assessed by soone who had already decided what he was and was now simply confirming the file matched the face.

She knew exactly who he was. She had been briefed maybe?

Or she had probably read a dossier on the flight over that contained more details about his life than he had about his own.

Cool. Great. Wonderful. Another terrifyingly beautiful woman who knows more about than I know about himself. Add it to the pile.

Phei had another thought.

One single, deranged, absolutely certifiable thought that he would never say out loud because even by his standards it was pushing the boundaries of sanity, good taste, and basic self-preservation instinct: Can I cuck Grandma?

She wouldn’t mind, would she? This woman was gorgeous. Stunningly, devastatingly, skull-buckle-wearing gorgeous. And she belonged to his grandmother, which made her—by the logic of his own bloodline’s absurd traditions—basically family-adjacent.

So why not cuck the one person on this planet who can kill with a snap of her fingers?

Why not take the newest woman from the collection of the woman who had inspired his entire journey into harem-building and see if the student had surpassed the master?

Because she’ll kill , the sensible part of his brain said.

But what a way to go, nevertheless.

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A/N: Did I talk too much?😂