"Co on! Hold steady! Don't rush!"
"Give it a bit more effort!"
"When I say pull harder, pull harder!"
"... ..."
First Layer of Divine Oracle Cave Heaven, Body Refinent Realm.
The Forbidding Grounds.
Fourfold gravity area, Bu Zhou Riverbank.
Luo Xiu was drenched in sweat, engaged in a fierce tug-of-war with the "Ten Thousand Jin Big Fish" he manifested using Ten Thousand Manifestations in the water.
Luo Xian, on the other hand, was holding onto his waist from behind, trying to drag him back, since relying solely on his physical strength without using cultivation and spiritual power, he truly couldn't pull up this monstrous Yellow Catfish.
The power struggle with the big fish, along with the profound life lessons and extraordinary wit embedded in that simple tugging, had fully engrossed Luo Xiu, so much that he even ignored the pain in his rear.
anwhile, Luo Xian was on the edge of breakdown, feeling that this was more exhausting than doing fifty push-ups.
"You idiot, couldn't you have made the fish smaller from the start? You had to make it so big, now look, how are you going to pull it up!"
Upon hearing this, Luo Xiu was quite defiant, "How was I supposed to know it would be this hard to pull? Besides, didn't you notice? The Green Gemstone on the Sealing Spirit Armor is gradually turning red, which shows that this fishing training thod is quite effective!"
Luo Xian shook her head helplessly, "I'm really speechless."
Luo Xiu said, "As the saying goes, teamwork between n and won makes work less tiring. If we manage to pull up this fish together, it won't just be an effective training; we can also brag about it in the future."
"Ten Thousand Jin Yellow Catfish, who else besides us in All Heavens and Myriads of Worlds has ever fished for it?"
Luo Xian sneered, "Using fishing to train, and even fishing for Ten Thousand Jin Yellow Catfish, who would believe it if we say it out loud?"
"If you didn't have the Ten Thousand Manifestations, and you went around bragging that you fished a Ten Thousand Jin Yellow Catfish, people would probably slap you straight in the face."
"Bang—!"
Amidst their bickering, the Yellow Catfish in Bu Zhou River suddenly exerted force, snapping the fishing line.
The crisp sound was like a snapped guitar string.
Luo Xiu, holding the fishing rod, suddenly fell backward with a thud, landing on Luo Xian's stomach.
The terrifying weight made Luo Xian's eyes roll, almost knocking the wind out of her.
"Ao Debiao, I hate you!"
"Sorry, sorry, my bad."
"Get up quickly!"
"Don't be so fierce, seriously, when you sat on at the hotel in Sky Divine City, I didn't even say anything."
"You... you're talking nonsense! You're not allowed to make up stories!"
"... ..."
...
A day's training left not only the people exhausted and powerless, but the fish hadn't been pulled up either.
For Luo Xiu, it was undoubtedly a rather frustrating day.
"Alas, let's call it a day; we'll try again tomorrow."
Luo Xiu sat by the riverbank, sighing in resignation.
"Tomorrow, I'll find a sturdier fishing line."
Luo Xian, with a head full of black lines, said, "You still want to fish tomorrow? Who would dare fish for such a monstrous Ten Thousand Jin Yellow Catfish?"
Luo Xiu seriously stated, "This is part of my Body Refinent course; I must pull it up to move on to the next gravity area."
Luo Xian weakly waved her hand, "Alright then, but don't expect to help you from behind tomorrow."
Luo Xiu sighed, "Turns out, love cannot withstand the test of fishing!"
Luo Xian coolly replied, "Fine then, let's break up and get back together tomorrow."
"... ..."
In the end, the two parted in disagreent.
Luo Xiu left the Divine Oracle Cave Heaven and returned to the Land of Lawlessness, imdiately seeking out Master Ping to help remove the Sealing Spirit Armor.
"Hmm, why is there blood here?"
Master Ping, holding a part of the armor, asked in confusion, "Are you on your period?"
"You're the one on their period!"
Luo Xiu cursed, bolting away.
Returning to the Green Lotus Palace, the first thing he did was to check his rear, which had been in pain all day.
"Damn, I bet this pain is worse than the legendary hemorrhoids, this damn Sealing Spirit Armor, one day when I beco a sovereign, I'll lt it down with Indestructible Divine Fla and make a poopy pot out of it!"
"Hiss... it hurts like hell... I need to apply so dicine."
In the room, Luo Xiu stood with legs wide apart, adopting a horse stance, then bent over and raised his buttocks, carefully applying dicine to his rear.
But in the next mont, he suddenly froze.
Then Hua Muyan and Xia Chan, the two won, pushed the door open and walked into the room, just in ti to see him stark naked, bent over, in a bizarre posture applying dicine.
The air suddenly beca silent.
Luo Xiu was petrified.
"Damn... my dignity is all gone now!"
In that mont, he just wanted to find a crack to crawl into.
Amidst the silence, Hua Muyan and Xia Chan suddenly burst into laughter.
"Ah hahahaha..."
Both won pointed at Luo Xiu, slapping their knees, laughing so hard they shook like flowers, tears streaming down their faces.
Luo Xiu's face turned dark, "Is this damn thing funny?"
Xia Chan said, "Funny! Too funny!"
Hua Muyan stifled her laughter, her face flushing red, and asked, "Master, what happened to you?"
"Sigh, don't even ntion it, it's all because of that damned Sealing Spirit Armor, when I used my cultivation earlier, spikes appeared inside and jabbed my backside... Since you've discovered it, I have no choice, hurry over and help apply the dicine, I can't do it well myself."
The two won exchanged a glance, hesitated briefly, and then walked over.
And then.
Luo Xiu knelt on the bed, leaning down using his elbows to support himself on the mattress, his buttocks raised high, like a mother hen hatching an egg.
"Slap!"
Hua Muyan reached out her slender hand and slapped Luo Xiu's buttocks, mocking, "Who would have thought even Emperor Shura would strike such a pose, what a rare sight!"
Xia Chan nodded and softly said, "It would be perfect now if there was a little whip."
Luo Xiu glanced back at the two won disdainfully, "As if neither of you ever struck this pose."
Upon hearing this, Hua Muyan's pretty face flushed, and she slapped Luo Xiu's buttocks again.
Xia Chan also blushed and slapped Luo Xiu's buttocks as well.
The force wasn't strong, but the sound was crisp and clear.
Xia Chan said, "I haven't provoked you, don't drag into your quarrels."
At this mont, Hua Muyan leaned close behind Luo Xiu, spread her hands apart to look, and her eyebrows imdiately furrowed.
"Oh heavens, it's bleeding."
Luo Xiu hissed, "Isn't it?"
Hua Muyan snorted, muttering, "Serves you right, didn't you think I'd be in pain when you ddled with before?"
Luo Xiu protested, "That was your request, wasn't it? Now you're blaming ?"
Hua Muyan strongly argued back, "I was on my period, but you kept pestering , I had no choice but to propose this solution, so who else should I bla?"
Hearing this, Xia Chan's almond eyes widened, looking at Hua Muyan in disbelief.
"No way, Yan'er, you two played pretty wild!"
"Did this scoundrel ss with you there too?"
Hua Muyan's face turned red, "No, you misheard!"
"Hurry and help spread it open, I'll handle applying the dicine."
"Hiss... Can't you two be gentler!"
"As if when I asked you to be gentler before, you agreed! I'm going harder now, just to hurt you!"
"Ouch, stop stop stop... Your nail! It scraped !"
"..."
"Luo Xiu, Luo Xiu, sothing major happened, co out quickly and see!"
Just as the two won were perfectly coordinating in applying dicine to Luo Xiu's wound, Master Ping suddenly burst into the room, yelling loudly.
But the next mont, Master Ping froze, stunned at the dreamlike scene, his jaw dropped in shock, unable to speak.
"You little trio... is this... a new ga you've developed?"
Hua Muyan and Xia Chan's faces flushed red, ignoring Luo Xiu and quickly got up and moved to the side, pretending nothing had happened.
"Master Ping, don't overthink, Xia Chan was just helping him apply dicine, while I was just assisting."
Upon hearing this, Xia Chan's eyes widened, pointing at her nose, "Why and not you? Clearly, I was the one helping!"
"Plastic sisterhood, indeed!"
Luo Xiu wasn't hurried and calmly said, "If you don't tell what the major event is today, I'll weld that Sealing Spirit Armor onto you later."
Only then did Master Ping co to his senses, rembering he had legitimate business to discuss with Luo Xiu, he quickly said, "Dao Lemon has cracked, seems like it's about to hatch!"
Upon hearing this, Luo Xiu's eyes shook, he put on shorts and dashed out of the room, not bothering to wear a shirt.
"Is it Lin Tong or Tuof?"
"How should I know, neither are out yet!"
"..."
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