Tri-Rainbow State.
Purple Rainbow City.
In a hotpot restaurant nad "Longn Mouth."
At this mont, Lao Ba found himself in the middle of a dostic altercation, shivering uncontrollably, suddenly feeling like the pig kidneys had lost their flavor.
He couldn't believe it - the Prince of Ghost Valley, whom he thought invincible in the world, was getting beaten by a Profound Emperor, who was pulling him by the ear!
The Profound Emperor was flailing with little fists, raining down blows that made the Prince of Ghost Valley howl in misery.
"Lin Biao, that's dirty!"
Luo Xiu, after taking a beating, finally could bear it no longer.
Lin Xiyue cursed, "Luo the Wretch!"
Luo Xiu said, "I'm just being the bigger man here, don't think I can't hit you back!"
Lin Xiyue raised her head and puffed out her chest at him, "Then go ahead and hit !"
"Smack!"
Enraged, Luo Xiu lifted his hand and gave Lin Xiyue a smack on her pert rear.
"Stupid woman, did you really think I wouldn't hit you?"
Lin Xiyue's face turned bright red, and she suddenly grabbed Luo Xiu's neck with both hands, shaking him vigorously.
"I swear I'll choke you to death today, you wretch!"
Off to the side, Lao Ba was stunned, scratching his head with his wings, asking, "Uh... Crown Prince, is it always this violent between you and your wife?"
Lin Xiyue said coldly, "Back on Earth, if this guy didn't get a beating from every three days, he'd get itchy."
Lao Ba sighed, "So that's how fierce the sister-in-law is, the true lady of the house!"
Luo Xiu pried Lin Xiyue's hands off his neck and smiled arrogantly, "Lao Ba, don't believe her nonsense. This woman just needs so discipline."
Lao Ba was a bit frustrated, "I just wanted to quietly eat my kidney, not watch your family show of force."
Lin Xiyue said, "You go ahead and eat, this won't affect you."
"Alright, I'll just sit back and watch the show," said Lao Ba.
Luo Xiu proudly nodded towards Lin Xiyue, "Lao Ba's got it right, he insulted without using bad words - he's calling you a tigress."
"Oh, co on!"
Lao Ba, startled, jumped in place and quickly said, "Crown Prince, how can you trap a bird like ? I never said sister-in-law was a tigress!"
"Well, sister-in-law, you take your ti with him. I'll head out to see the ladies on the street, be back later to collect our Crown Prince's body."
After a while.
Once Lao Ba hurried off, the air in the small booth suddenly turned quiet.
Luo Xiu knew he couldn't escape the beating, but he didn't give in; a sudden inspiration struck him, and he quickly bent over to hug Lin Xiyue around the waist, laying his head on her legs, a pained expression on his face, "Xi Yue, my injury... seems to be acting up... spit... look, I'm coughing up blood!"
Lin Xiyue snorted softly, glanced at the chili Luo Xiu spat on the floor, and said, "That's a pretty vibrant red blood."
Luo Xiu spoke weakly, "It hurts so much... be gentle with , or it'll get worse, and you know... I'm terminally ill."
Hearing this made Lin Xiyue's heart ache, and she reached out to rub his head, "Alright, stop acting, I'm not mad anymore, I'll let you off this ti."
Luo Xiu buried his face in Lin Xiyue's abdon, rubbing like a child acting spoiled, "Mom, you're surprisingly nice!"
Lin Xiyue huffed coquettishly, asking, "Did you get that terminal illness sorted out?"
"As long as you're gentle with , I can live a long life."
Lin Xiyue leaned back in her chair and suddenly covered her face, starting to cry.
Hearing her sobs, Luo Xiu felt a pang of sadness, putting aside his playful deanor and gently embracing her shoulders.
"What's wrong? Why the sudden tears?"
Just ntioning it made Lin Xiyue cry even harder.
Luo Xiu pulled her into his arms, patting her back softly, comforting her, "Co on, stop crying, a fairy shouldn't let tears flow from her eyes."
"..."
After a long while.
Lin Xiyue's sobs subsided, having vented decades of longing and grievance.
She buried her face in Luo Xiu's chest, wiping all her tears and snot on his clothes, then gazed up close into his eyes and suddenly burst into a giggling smile.
Luo Xiu sighed silently, thinking that this woman was truly a creature beyond common understanding.
Just monts ago, she was crying her heart out, and now she's laughing brightly.
"You wipe it all on like this? Are you going to wash it later?"
Lin Xiyue said wistfully, "This is what you owe for all these years, it's all on you now."
Luo Xiu puckered his lips.
"Hubby."
Lin Xiyue suddenly called out.
Her voice was slightly choked yet sweet and gentle.
Hearing this ward Luo Xiu's heart, but he shifted his gaze away without speaking.
Lin Xiyue asked, "Is it really you?"
Luo Xiu said, "It's ."
"What exactly happened? During the great upheaval, weren't you already..."
Luo Xiu reached out to rub her head, "That's a long story, shall we eat and chat?"
"Okay!"
Lin Xiyue nodded earnestly.
A long, long ti later.
Luo Xiu put down his chopsticks and said to Lin Xi, "That's how it was. I was reborn. It's probably that main character aura like in those novels."
Lin Xiyue tightly grasped his hand, "You must never leave again. Even if I beco a burden, you must take with you. You can't die before !"
Luo Xiu shook his head with a smile, "Almost a hundred-year-old little fairy, why so clingy?"
"I don't care."
Lin Xiyue had a stubborn look.
Luo Xiu smiled lightly, changing the subject, "By the way, do I look more handso now than before?"
Lin Xiyue gazed into his eyes, "You look very good, but I still prefer your old look."
"Well, not much I can do about that."
Lin Xiyue chuckled playfully, "But as long as it's you, any look is the sa."
Luo Xiu reminisced, "Speaking of which, my remains left on Earth, why didn't you bury them? You left them there for people to see."
Lin Xiyue said, "Master Ping said no one should touch your remains. Besides, if anyone gets close, that sword would burst out killing intent."
"I see." Luo Xiu nodded, then said, "And those film companies turning my likeness into animated movies, you didn't collect any royalties?"
"No."
"You idiot woman, that was a lot of money."
Lin Xiyue looked at him and said, "Others can make money from you, but I can't. Plus, the likeness rights are with the state, and the money is used for the people."
"I see, that's quite good too." Luo Xiu picked up his wine glass, his expression darkening with so recollection, "After you ca to the Upper Realm, why did you end up with Li Ruiting... did he treat you well?"
Lin Xiyue giggled, "Why, are you jealous?"
Luo Xiu chuckled, "What would I be jealous of?"
Lin Xiyue stared into his eyes, "You are jealous."
Luo Xiu t her gaze, "If I admit I'm jealous, would that make you feel accomplished?"
Lin Xiyue said with a look of apology in her eyes, "Alright, it was my fault, I won't tease you anymore, actually, Li Ruiting and I were just acting."
"..."
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