The doorn who were playing cards were shocked and hurried out to see what was happening, with much discussion.
"Did you see that? That was Ah Zheng who just vaulted over the barrier. That guy, he’s even more daring than Liu Feiren!"
"Pfft, what’s he doing carrying the young miss? Picking flowers, huh?"
"You dirty old man, what’s it to you what the young folks do? Keep playing cards..."
"What do you think? Maybe they’re off to have a romp in the fields..."
Xiao Zheng truly hadn’t noticed the old n’s discussion, because he had already started running onto the main road.
At this ti, it was the peak of traffic, and running was definitely faster than taking a taxi.
"Wifey wifey I love you, just like a mouse loves carrying rice..."
"Pfft..."
Leng Ruobing nearly spat out blood and was speechless.
This idiot actually carried like a sandbag, like Zhu Bajie carrying his wife, sniffling.
And what’s this about a mouse carrying rice?
Where does he look like a mouse? He’s running faster than a kangaroo!
...
The night wind howled, and passersby tightened their clothes.
But Xiao Zheng was running at full speed, sweating profusely, because his wife was in mortal danger.
It was a strange scene, and everyone stopped to watch and talk.
"Hey, Qing Kele, what are you staring at? Little Black already ran off."
"It’s okay, Mommy, I have a woman’s nature, I can take good care of Little Black. Look at that big brother, he’s snatched a little sister."
"Shut up, careful he snatches you too!"
"Wow, Mommy, that’s scary!"
"Honey, look at that handso young man. He really looks like a lady-killer! Oh, and that little black dog has a small horn around its neck, wonder what it’s for."
"Hmm, that’s a guide dog. It wears a horn to amplify sounds, warning people that a blind person is coming."
"Wow, honey, you know so much!"
"..."
Hearing the passersby’s comnts, Leng Ruobing wished she could die. It was just nstrual pain, but this guy had carried her out to the street.
How embarrassing!
"Xiao Zheng, put down now!"
"Shut up!"
Xiao Zheng roared, ignoring her embarrassnt, and continued to rush towards the hospital, filled with urgency.
Fortunately, the hospital wasn’t far away, and in a quarter of an hour,
Xiao Zheng rushed into the ergency building of the hospital and shouted, "Doctor, save her life!"
"Quick, get her on the bed! Rush her in, rush her in."
The doctors and nurses were in a flurry, as though they were rescuing a car crash survivor, very professional.
And like that, Mr. Leng was wheeled into the ergency room.
My goodness.
Leng Ruobing had a face full of black lines. This guy, it’s just period pain, no need for ergency treatnt.
But now, it was too late; even an oxygen mask had been placed on her.
Xiao Zheng stood outside the ergency room, pacing back and forth restlessly, no longer the composed man he usually was.
Although he hadn’t known Leng Ruobing for long, he was deeply entangled and unable to extricate himself, feeling profound emotions for her.
This was his wife. If anything were to happen to her, he wouldn’t even have a place to cry.
In an instant, Leng Ruobing’s smiling face and her every move and word flooded his mind, lingering on.
Just as Xiao Zheng was frowning and smoking during a lull, a nurse ca running over, gasping for breath and anxiously asked, "Who is the patient’s family mber?"
"Um..."
Xiao Zheng was initially confused, but without hesitation, he approached her and declared unequivocally, "I am the patient’s family mber."
"Huh?"
The young nurse glanced at Xiao Zheng. She thought he was quite handso, but it turned out to be all show and no substance.
She glared at him with annoyance and said, "I an, are you going to do it or not? Hurry up and sign, your girlfriend is waiting."
Nani?
To do or not to do? Girlfriend?
Laozi was just here to get treatnt for his wife’s nstrual pain. What was she talking about?
Xiao Zheng looked puzzled while the nurse, with a stern face, pressed urgently and loudly, "Are you going to do it or not with all your dilly-dallying?"
"Um..."
Xiao Zheng felt wronged. Did nstrual pain require surgery? He didn’t understand that. Well, he thought it best to follow the doctor and nurse’s advice. That couldn’t be wrong.
He quickly signed the form, still looking bewildered and said helplessly, "Do it, do it, just get on with it, don’t delay."
"Sigh..."
The nurse took the surgery consent form, rolled her eyes at him, and walked away, muttering disapprovingly, "Just another irresponsible man."
"..."
What the hell did she an by that?
Xiao Zheng was speechless. How had he beco irresponsible? Having used all his might to bring his wife to the hospital, he still wasn’t satisfying people?
If you looked at it that way, being a man these days was really tough!
anwhile, the aunties waiting outside the ergency room started to gossip and look down their noses at him.
"Sigh, n these days are so irresponsible, getting soone pregnant and then just ditching her."
"Heartless, even has the nerve to bring his girlfriend in for an abortion. He’s nothing but a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a complete scoundrel."
"You said it. Coming here at night to avoid sha, yet he’s still caught by us, right? Tsk!"
"Let’s not talk about it. It’s just too sad. These days, girls don’t know how to respect themselves, falling for a good-for-nothing pretty boy. Not worth it..."
"..."
Listening to the aunties’ rebukes, Xiao Zheng couldn’t help but think of Shen Erpang’s oft-repeated words: The only thing I fear is my mother’s nagging.
It seems there are just too many gossipy aunties around these days.
Damn it, Laozi wasn’t here for an abortion, okay?
Xiao Zheng smoked helplessly, avoiding the judgntal stares of the aunties. "Loose lips sink ships," the ancients indeed did not lie.
Not long after, the door to the ergency room opened and Leng Ruobing ca out. Seeing Xiao Zheng facing off with a thousand "moms," she was quite puzzled.
"Ah Zheng, what’s going on?"
"..." Xiao Zheng was at a loss for words. What else could he possibly say?
At this mont, a young man with a sharp chin and cheeky expression ca over, found the sa nurse, and in a sneaky whisper asked, "Excuse , nurse, how’s my girlfriend doing?"
"Your girlfriend? Which one is your girlfriend?" the nurse was also sowhat taken aback.
The young man said sheepishly, "The one... the one who’s here for an abortion, Zhang ng."
"Huh?" The nurse gave Xiao Zheng a suspicious look, then turned to the young man for confirmation, "Zhang ng is your girlfriend?"
"That’s right. I went to borrow so money from friends just now," the young man said, clearly embarrassed, with a sheepish smile.
"Um..."
The nurse’s face imdiately flushed red; she shot the young man an angry look and then approached Xiao Zheng, apologetically saying, "Mr. Xiao, I’m really sorry, I made a mistake earlier."
"What the..."
The aunties were shocked, mouths agape enough to fit an egg. They all shook their heads with a wry smile. Damn, one could actually mistake such a thing.
So imdiately, complints started pouring out, sparing no effort.
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