Deep in Breast ditation, Sakura sat perfectly still atop a moss-covered boulder in the lotus position, her eyes closed. Her massive chest rose and fell in a slow, steady rhythm as she absorbed nature energy from the rich environnt of Shikkotsu Forest through her Celestial Lotus Seal. The jiggling of her breasts when she breathed made it inconvenient to remain motionless, but although progress was slow, she was making progress nonetheless.
"Phew…" Sakura let out a deep sigh. "Success."
The three violet petals of the seal on her forehead seed to tremble like the leaves of an aspen, and slowly but surely, two additional petals grew on either side, bringing the total to five.
Ever since Sakura had lost Tsunade's imprint, the Celestial Lotus Seal's integrity had been compromised, so she had decided that while she might as well overhaul her entire system while she was at it, instead of just patching it up with another friendly chakra imprint.
Thanks to the strengthening of her Spirit World Physique, Sakura had successfully replaced the chakra imprints responsible for maintaining the seal by allowing so of her alter egos to possess her; that is, denizens of the Spiritual Plane, just like Inner Sakura and the fat-bottod Sakura from the Limited Tsukuyomi.
Basically, those girls were reflections of herself as seen through the filter of humanity's collective subconscious. There existed a different Sakura for every person who knew her, so Sakura had selected a few to replace her breast chakra imprints, whose personalities were often ill-suited to the task of managing the many different aspects of her incredibly complex Celestial Lotus Seal.
For instance, Sakura had chosen Paragon Sakura for the task of collecting nature energy. She was the heroic, selfless, hard-working kunoichi the Hidden Leaf saw her as, making her perfectly suited to the most difficult job of them all.
For the collection of spiritual energy, Sakura had selected Inner Sakura, since she was always thinking about useless things, while for physical energy, she had chosen Horny Sakura, as she was the most in tune with her body.
"Now, who should I pick for the two new Breast Seals?" Sakura wondered aloud, ntally running through the list of Sakuras who had answered her call. "Hungry Sakura? No, she's always thinking with her stomach... Big Butt Sakura? No, she's an idiot..."
With the addition of two petals to the Celestial Lotus Seal, Sakura would regain the ability to store chakra that had already undergone a nature transformation. Since fire was her strongest affinity, she intended to fill the new seals with pre-processed wind and lightning chakra to compensate. This would allow her to automate a large part of her ninjutsu casting process by skipping the many hand signs whose sole purpose was to perform nature transformation.
...and most importantly of all, it would once again grant her the ability to perform the Rasenshuriken without the use of Shadow Clones. The village's tacticians were already drawing up strategies around her ability to black out enemy radio communications with the Lightning Style: Rasenchakram, so she could hardly let them down now.
Sakura sighed as she went through the list of available Sakuras.
"Isn't there anyone competent?" she groaned. "If only I'd known I'd co up with this kind of jutsu one day, I would have paid closer attention to my reputation…"
In the end, Sakura settled on Lovey-Dovey Sakura and Lesbian Sakura for the tasks of moulding wind and lightning chakra, respectively. The forr had her head in the clouds, so Sakura supposed she wouldn't be too bad at wind style, and the latter went all tingly for pretty girls, so…
"It's a stretch," Sakura sighed, "but the others are quite hopeless."
And then the two new recruits almost instantly started bickering.
'Hmph, you disgust ,' Lesbian Sakura snorted coldly, turning up her nose at Lovey-Dovey Sakura. 'Get out of my sight, you'll get man filth all over my precious garden of lilies. I don't understand how you can stand to even look at them, let alone…'
She shuddered.
'You're the one who doesn't understand how wonderful n are,' Lovey-Dovey Sakura shot back. 'The way they make feel, like there are butterflies in my stomach… you understand, right, Naruto-Ship Sakura, Sasuke-Stan Sakura?'
'Hear, hear!' said the Sakura who liked Naruto.
'What kind of taste do you have?' spat the Sakura worshipped the ground Sasuke walked on. 'Naruto, of all people? We've always loved Sasuke, ever since we were little girls!'
More Sakuras were coming out of the woodwork to pick fights amongst each other.
'I love Tenten!' declared the Tenten-Luv-Luv Sakura, wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with Tenten's face. 'Yuri forever!'
'See, she agrees with !' Lesbian Sakura said triumphantly.
'Let's not forget about Delicious Flat Chest Karin-chan!' pointed out the No-Losing-Heroines Sakura. 'Her legs go on for days in those hot pants, and she loves us unconditionally!'
Now, even the established Sakuras were getting mixed up in the conflict.
'What are you, a pervert?' Horny Sakura said in disgust. 'Karin is basically just a tall loli, and besides, she keeps stalking us and rummaging through our rubbish bins like a raccoon!'
'You're calling a pervert!?' screeched No-Losing-Heroines Sakura. 'YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM!'
'I agree that all n except Sasuke-kun should go die in a ditch,' said Inner Sakura. 'Especially Jiraiya and the Third Hokage. Just because I show a bit of cleavage doesn't an I want to be motorboated with their eyes.'
'When did I ever call for killing all n!? You're putting words in my mouth!'
It was then that Paragon Sakura stepped forwards, her eyes brimming with patriotic tears.
'Aren't we're all Sakuras here?' she shouted, her voice echoing between Sakura's ears. 'We shouldn't be fighting!'
The various Sakuras stopped squabbling and looked at her.
'Don't we all believe with all our hearts in the Will of Fire?' she said tremulously. 'We should dedicate ourselves to protecting not only Naruto, Sasuke, Tenten, and Karin, but all the precious villagers who have entrusted us with their hopes for a better future! So I say, keep that love burning in your chests, but forget such things as n or won! Useless thoughts about sex will only slow us down on the battlefield!'
Silence.
And then…
'BOOOO!'
'You want us to die for those bastards who put us in this position!?'
'I want to have sex before I die! Man or woman, I don't care which, as long as I get to do it!'
Sakura quickly reorganised the personalities in charge of the aspects of the Celestial Lotus Seal so they would not find themselves neighbours with those holding diatrically opposing viewpoints, and at last, silence fell inside her head, leaving her with a pounding migraine.
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