New Life As A Max Level Archmage 79 – Kick

The past several days had gone by in a daze.

Saffra had been through this twice before. Jarring sequences of events that ca on so suddenly, upturning her life and leaving it for the worse.

For the worse, though? Could she really say that? Considering her current luxury?

Wrapped deeply in plush blankets and pillows, she stared up at the roof of the four-poster bed she’d fallen asleep in. A rapping of knuckles at the door reminded her of what had broken her unpleasant slumber. She groaned and threw a hand over her eyes, but the invader didn’t leave.

Knock knock knock.

“Coming,” Saffra called weakly, sliding out of bed despite her complaining instincts.

She swung open the ornate slab of wood to find not one, but three maids in pristine black and white uniforms, none with so much as a wrinkle or ruffle to be seen on their person. Sothing about their perfect postures, the way they held themselves, made Saffra tense. Dangerous, the most embedded parts of her instincts warned, even glancing at those won. The understated badges pinned on their lapels confird the suspicion, not that it needed confirming. Two wore three bars of bronze, while the leader presented two lines of silver.

White Gloves. Waiting on her.

Not even in her strangest dreams had she imagined a future like this.

All three of the won curtsied upon Saffra’s opening the door.

“Young Mistress. The Headmaster awaits you in the dining hall for the midday al, should it please you to attend.”

Saffra stared at the won. The three maids even a duchess would be honored to have kept their heads bowed, awaiting her response.

“All right. Thank you. I’ll…be there.”

“Does the young mistress need help preparing?”

“No,” she said firmly. She’d made that clear on the first day. “I can dress myself. Thank you.”

They curtsied again, the synchronization of their movents almost unnerving. Sweeping their skirts aside, they departed, and Saffra escaped into her bedroom, pressing her back against the door.

She placed both hands on her face, breathed in deeply for several seconds, then forced herself to calm down.

She hated this.

Why was she being treated as an honored guest? What had she done to deserve even an ounce of the respect they were showing? If anything, it should be the opposite. She had been nothing but dead weight to Lady Vivi through the ti she’d known her. A nuisance, relying on generosity.

A cloud hanging over her, she sulked off to freshen up and get dressed.

When she left her bedroom, there was, of course, a White Glove of the Second Class waiting for her. One she recognized. At least more than the others, who had been rotating their duties to attend to her. The woman wore her blonde hair in pigtails and sohow had even more graceful posture than the rest. ‘Instructor Annabelle’, as she’d heard a student call her. It was slightly more unnerving than reassuring, knowing that this dainty maid could kill her in a hundred different ways without so much as reaching for a weapon.

“Young Mistress,” the Academy Instructor greeted. “May I lead you to the dining hall?”

She knew her way by now. She hardly needed to be led. But she mumbled out, “Yes, please.” As much as the maid shouldn’t be the one in charge, any ti she interacted with a White Glove, no matter how subservient they behaved, that was the impression she got. Their tactfully implied requests always felt like orders, though it might just be her. The White Glove’s reputation was rather monuntal, and she was…well, a complete nobody.

She followed Instructor Annabelle through the sprawling manor to the dining hall, where a midday al had been arranged. Atop the elegant table sheet was spread a smattering of dishes and silverware. Only one seat was pulled out. The whole table had been reserved for her, and an entire al specially prepared. She fought another grimace.

Headmaster Winston stood to the side, as usual. He greeted her warmly upon arrival. Saffra tried to return so cheer herself, but her response ca out more as a mumble. They had been through this dance a few tis now.

Even ignoring how incredibly out of place she felt, the extravagant lengths they were constantly going to hurt more than helped. Why was she being treated like this? Because she was Lady Vivi’s apprentice, obviously. Lady Vivisari’s. A revelation that she was still struggling to co to terms with. And that was the problem. She had done literally nothing to be worthy of becoming the Sorceress’s apprentice.

All of this was so…utterly absurd.

She suffered through the al as usual. She could hardly refuse. Trying to force down food was next to impossible, though; she picked her way through it. Considering where she was, and who had prepared the al, it was probably so of the finest cuisine she would ever lay eyes on, but she just…wasn’t hungry.

Stealing glances out of the corner of her eye, she could see Headmaster Winston’s barely-furrowed brow as he mulled over how to go about his next attempt at soothing her worries.

“I feel the need to reassure you, young mistress, that Lady Vivisari will return,” he began, and the unwavering confidence was almost enough to convince her, more so than the words themselves. But Saffra had long ago made a habit of refusing optimism, so he would have as much success as with his previous attempts. “And with Lady Caldimore as well, if it is at all possible. There is no individual in the world you can place your faith in as unerringly.”

“I know,” Saffra mumbled, but it wasn’t the response that she wanted to give. Because what he was saying was sensible, but only in part. There were obvious counterpoints. First and foremost was that there might not be an Isabella Caldimore for the Sorceress to swoop in and save. She might have died the mont the ritual activated. And even Vivisari Vexaria couldn’t pull souls back from wherever they disappeared to.

Secondly, even the most reliable person in the world could fail. There had been five Heroes, once. Four were gone. Possibly the last was soon to join them in the history books. Or already had.

But Winston had known those n and won personally, and making that argunt would be cruel. Why would she try to convince him that Lady Vivi might not survive? It was a good thing that he had such faith in the woman he served. Saffra might be useless, but she didn’t think she was an. She would keep those horrible thoughts to herself. That was the very least she could do.

Headmaster Winston seed disappointed by her lackluster response, which, in an ongoing trend, made her feel even worse. Silence returned to the dining hall.

The man was just opening his mouth to attempt a second reassurance when the doors behind Saffra slamd open, startling her. She turned in her seat.

A whistling ranger strode in, carrying, of all things, a bucket of sloshing water. Saffra looked at the man, confused, then at the Headmaster, who also seed surprised.

Jasper’s presence wasn’t a total shock. He and his alchemist teammate Mae—who Saffra now knew was one of Vanguard’s craftsn, in another twist of fate—along with the steward of Vanguard, Rafael, had co to visit and speak with her a number of tis.

But why was he carrying a bucket of water?

Knowing the man’s personality, suspicion prickled inside her, but she was in too dull a mood to pursue the line of thought. She stared blankly at him as he walked up.

Without saying a word, he overturned the container right onto her.

The dousing of cold water had Saffra gasping and scrambling out of her seat, the fancy chair scraping against tile. Being suddenly drenched like that would be startling in any situation—and it was twice as bad since the water was freezing, like he’d scooped it straight out of a glacier. It was comically shocking to her system.

The bizarre action was so disorienting that when her thoughts were working again, she felt more bewildernt than anger. She gaped at the man.

“Why did you pour water on ?” she almost shrieked.

Jasper looked at the bucket in his hand, scratched his stubble, and took three too many seconds to respond—long enough that the confusion instantly transmuted into the rage she should have felt from the start. She almost started hissing out her own scathing follow-up when the man responded.

“Because I wanted to?” the high-ranked adventurer ventured.

“Why?”

“A person’s motivations are incredibly complex,” Jasper said gravely. “A person never truly understands himself; the most enlightened rely try—Yxamas Faleryn. Sword Saint of the Waxing Crescent.”

“[Waterspout]!”

Magic tended to be slow, but even Saffra could cast the tier-zero elental spell fast enough to catch soone off guard.

A regular person, at least. An orichalcum-rank ranger saw the attack coming years in advance, and sidestepped it with no effort at all. The water sprayed out across the dining hall of the Sorceress’s historical estate, soaking a painting and sidetable that were probably worth more coin than she would see in a hundred years of adventuring.

She stared, horrified, at the results of the rash action, hand still outstretched.

“That looked expensive,” Jasper comnted cheerfully.

“That—that was your fault!” Saffra cried.

“My fault?” the man sputtered indignantly. “What did I do?”

The mixture of mortification for overreacting and the general insanity of Jasper’s actions was too much for her to handle. Saffra nearly choked on her spit trying to find a response.

Headmaster Winston cleared his throat. Her attention jerking his way, Saffra was both relieved and confused to see that he didn’t seem bothered by the [Waterspout] she had released into the middle of the dining hall. Strangely, he rely wore a thoughtful look as he studied Jasper.

“Might I ask what you are doing, Lord Adventurer?”

Jasper considered the butler, then shrugged. “Trick I got from the old man. Worked on , back in the day.” He laughed. “So people don’t do well with coddling. They need a kick in the ass.”

Saffra gaped at Jasper as she digested the words. Indignance surged through her. “That was your idea of helping?”

Jasper bead. “Yes! How did I do?”

She almost threw another spell at him. Instead, she stared disbelievingly for several long seconds, then growled and pulled a towel out of her inventory and started drying herself off.

“I’ll take that as ‘excellent’,” Jasper announced. “Here, use this.” He tossed a small silver rod etched with runes at her.

Though surprised, she caught the object and furrowed her brow at it. [Inspect] inford her of its purpose.

“Perk of being a high-rank adventurer,” Jasper said.

She grunted and twisted the cap. The artifact activated, and heat washed through her, drying her skin, clothes, and hair in seconds. Even small bits of reusable magic were expensive, though of course not to an orichalcum-rank adventurer. She would have balked at using magic so frivolously—since it would need to be recharged eventually, which might be cheaper than a scroll but not cheap—but seeing how Jasper himself had been the one to pour freezing water on her, she didn’t have the sa reservations as usual.

“That can’t be the only reason you ca here,” Saffra said sourly, deducing that from the man’s continued upbeat attitude. She refused to comnt on the utter inanity of how he had tried to ‘cheer her up’. Annoyed, she ran her hands through her hair to straighten it out. The quick drying hadn’t been kind to it, and she didn’t know the [Tidy] spell. She had limited ti to add magic to her grimoire, and diverging from her elental specialty would hurt in the long run, anyway.

“It isn’t,” Jasper agreed. “We have a mission.”

“A mission?”

“Everyone’s allowed a few days of moping when sothing bad happens,” he said, sounding strangely well-aning for the blunt phrasing, “but yours are up. Half the Adventurer’s District got pulverized, and plenty of those creatures made it to other places in the city before they were put down. We’re volunteering to help where we can.” He shrugged. “You know, Good Samaritan stuff. Like heroes ought to.”

Her brow furrowed at the words. Her initial instinct was to turn him down. She wanted to head back to her room and listlessly pass out for another day, wasting the hours away until she found out what Isabella’s and Lady Vivi’s fates were—if she would ever.

But…the city had been hit hard by the invasion. Not on the scale of so true disasters—since the Sorceress herself had been present to contain it—but hardly minor. People needed help, and she should offer what she could, shouldn’t she? Especially with how useless she’d been in the actual events that had transpired.

“Excellent,” Jasper said, annoyingly seeing that she’d made her decision. He clapped her on the shoulder. “But go brush your hair first. I can’t be seen in public with you like that. I have an image to maintain.”

Saffra made a rude gesture, and Jasper’s jaw dropped. He turned to Winston to share a scandalized look with the butler, but while Winston was willing to politely tolerate him, he definitely wasn’t the sort of man to join in on the insanity. He rely raised an eyebrow.

Saffra’s hands dropped, and she blushed, rembering that there were more people here than just the aggravating adventurer—people of higher refinent. At least Winston only seed amused at the inappropriate gesture, not disapproving. “Sorry,” she stamred.

“I will not protest a departure from the estate, though I will insist on accompanint,” the Headmaster said. “My mistress has tasked with her apprentice’s protection, and I will see her safe until she returns.”

“You’ll draw attention,” Jasper pointed out. “Maybe more than you’ll fend off. I’m plenty capable of looking over soone.”

“I am sure you are, Lord Adventurer. Instructor Annabelle will join you, not I, and in a more discreet uniform. Her face is not nearly as recognized.”

Jasper considered, then shrugged. “Not necessary, but if it makes you feel better.” He faced Saffra. “Go get straightened up. I’ll et you in the foyer.”

Saffra did so, but only after apologizing to Winston for the water spell. He truly didn’t seem to care, but that didn’t satisfy her. Once again, she had acted rashly and caused trouble. Would she ever stop doing that?

When they left the estate, Saffra couldn’t help but realize that while she didn’t feel better about Lady Vivi and Isabella’s disappearance, she was, at least, looking forward to the distraction—and knowing she would be doing sothing with her ti that was useful to other people, in however small a manner. It was vastly better than wasting another day lying around and brooding. Her mood was hardly bright, very far from it in fact, but maybe it had been dragged up a bit.

Not that she would ever admit that to Jasper. The man was a total ass.