In just the ti it takes for an incense stick to burn out, the dopamine rush has thoroughly fernted on Dragon Country’s internet.
This incident might be a foreign conspiracy or simply the capture of a criminal, but Dragon Country netizens don’t care about that!
All they saw was their own soldiers, in such an intense situation on site, only having a pathetic few dozen rifles and a dozen howitzers!
Damn it!
Aren’t they sending our soldiers to risk their lives with this!
Faced with the agitated netizens of Dragon Country, foreign trolls chuckled sinisterly and began their instigation.
"Dude, seriously... didn’t you see it? Right near your city, a war broke out just like that. Shouldn’t you be scared, shouldn’t you be questioning your governnt?"
"It’s obvious the military district has infringed on citizen safety. You need to wake up! Go make a fuss, sue them, this is severely damaging your rights. What’s wrong with you people?"
"Without notice, without explanation, suddenly your military district started a small war. How terrifying is that? If you don’t take action, it’s going to drag your country into a quagmire!"
In an instant, countless Dragon Country netizens turned red-eyed and howled furiously!
Exactly!
Not even a heads-up in advance, and they missed a big show—how infuriating!
Otherwise, they would’ve at least bought a telescope to see what was happening on site!
At the sa ti, the Dragon Country people’s inherent fear of insufficient firepower surged again!
In an instant, comnts under the military district’s official account sprang up like mushrooms after a rain, densely packed and impossible to count.
Everyone was criticizing the military district for being too stingy, sending troops on a mission with such few weapons!
Aren’t they just having our lovely soldiers lick blood off the knife’s edge!
The foreigners originally pushing conspiracy theories were dumbfounded seeing this scene.
"Walt? Are these Dragon Country people crazy? What is this?"
"Brothers, wake up, this is war, it’s cruel war!"
"I can’t understand, how can so people get so excited in the face of a sudden war? Are these people on steroids?!"
These conspiracy-theorist foreigners all clutched their heads, exclaiming to God in shock.
In their opinion, Dragon Country people’s reaction is abnormal, incomprehensible.
From start to finish, the cherry blossom netizens who hadn’t made much of an appearance finally entered the scene slowly.
"Dude, how did you expect to make Dragon Country people afraid of war?"
"This guy’s been either fighting a war or on the way to a war for five thousand years. Even three thousand years ago, just relying on primitive navigation, they slaughtered my ancestors—a real eye-opener."
"This guy isn’t even a normal country; thousands of years of glorious history in a few words, and the decline over the last hundred years is recited word for word."
"When winning, it’s just a few words: conquered six kingdoms, united the world; when losing, it’s all about analyzing and listing a ton of reasons. Middle school textbooks are all about the humiliations of modern history—impressive."
"And that guy trying to ss with Dragon Country’s mindset, just give it a rest. We’ve tried that before, even provided the ladders for free."
"But all these guys did was climb over to watch movies, then pat their butts and climb back."
"Even when we tried to take advantage to mislead them, they just turned around and cursed us, saying: I just want to eat the junk food my mom doesn’t let , and you want to betray her?"
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