Ning An had long devised a plan to deal with the chaos that ensued after Changchun Temple went viral.
After all, human nature can’t be asured.
For ordinary people, burning incense to honor the gods is all about respect.
After all, normal people fear the patron god might grant them so sinister wish.
But for those completely insane internet strears, only traffic is king.
Just like the Great Emperor who openly ate Oreos, who was once the king of this realm.
As for burning incense to seek wealth?
Isn’t that an international joke!
The recent lesson from Aluf using Divine Invitation Incense to fake wishes is still fresh in everyone’s minds!
Simply to stand out, they’ve returned to primitive industries. Such a high cost, they’d be better off picking up scraps.
According to the sinister level of Changchun Temple, the mont you wish for wealth, your leg might be broken the next second.
Besides, isn’t selling goods and earning money much more profitable than seeking this cursed cash?
In reality, the motley crew heading to Changchun Temple is all about getting a piece of the traffic pie.
No need to foolishly kneel and beg for a sinister wish, just shoot a couple of videos here, add the recently popular Ning An into the videos...
This small wave of traffic arrives with just a scratch!
...
Indeed.
As Ning An exchanged so banter with his friends, a comnt from a loyal fan popped up.
"Brother Sect Leader, soone’s about to give themselves up, is the patron god ready for a teor on Little Gigi?"
Scoff!
Seeing this comnt, Ning An couldn’t help but laugh:
"Kid, don’t talk nonsense, why tarnish the heavenly patron god like that."
The friends also followed suit with a screen full of "hahaha" emojis.
With the fan’s explanation, Ning An and many friends understood what was going on.
After the series of divine operations at Changchun Temple, no one completely disbelieved that Changchun Temple had so power.
Especially the plight of Aluf and Elder An’s two wishes, it directly poured cold water on the scheming of all sorts of aspiring strears.
These strears seek wealth, not trying to end their lives, or revive the eunuch profession.
What decent strear would lack that when enjoying life?
The upcoming strear, Little Bee, doesn’t have a huge following, only about ten thousand.
His usual filming style involves going around college towns flirting with female students, occasionally creating borderline content.
This style, similar to the opening of Japanese long videos, does have a strong fan attraction.
But ultimately, this style results in fans coming quickly and leaving quickly, since without a climax, this type of opening is good for just viewing. For real action, they turn to authentic Japanese style.
His fan base isn’t profiting enough, which is the predicant he now faces.
Therefore, upon hearing about Changchun Temple’s viral fa, he directed his crooked ideas here.
Whether by arranging female Daoists in Taoist robes to seduce, or by riding on Ning An’s traffic, there’s plenty of hype to keep him in the online ga a bit longer.
Good stuff!
After hearing the fan’s explanation, Ning An couldn’t help but sigh.
He anticipated being targeted by so opportunistic internet celebrities, but didn’t expect this wave to be so disgusting.
Since it’s not friendly, he should properly entertain the guest.
He might even personally light an incense for the visitor!
Thinking of this, Ning An’s lips curled slightly.
The friends in the live stream saw Ning An’s wicked smile and cheered along.
"Looks like soone is about to have bad luck again, Brother Sect Leader smiled."
"A Daoist Master’s smile is harder to predict than life and death, worry less about a martial monk breaking heads than a Daoist shaking his head with a smile."
"Little Daoist, try not to be too ruthless, let the patron god restrain a bit, just cut half of Little Gigi."
...
At the foot of Changchun Temple.
A youth with short hair, dressed scantily, just alighted from the travel bus, feeling the cool mountain breeze; his fine face suddenly crunched.
Little Bee feigned a hearty laugh, saying, "If I had known it was this cold in the mountains, I’d have used less face cream. Folks, this is experience, quickly jot it down in your notebooks."
Saying this, Little Bee pointed his phone cara to the mountain, laughing:
"Anyone recognize this folks, type it in the comnts."
As his words fell, a comnt imdiately appeared.
"Isn’t it Changchun Temple?"
Seeing this comnt, Little Bee wasn’t surprised, after all, that account was arranged by his team to help with the banter.
"Indeed, it’s Changchun Temple. Heard it’s very mystical recently; I also want to give it a try."
Upon hearing Little Bee’s words, the silent viewers in his live stream couldn’t help but start comnting.
"Oh my god, you’re brave, are you going to debunk Changchun Temple?"
"Think thrice, strears, Aluf’s lesson of the eunuchs is still fresh, the Qing is long gone, equal rights for all, no need for extinction."
"Elder An already certified it, be good, let’s go back, don’t offer yourself."
Seeing the endless stream of comnts, Little Bee nodded in satisfaction.
This is the effect he wanted!
Only with enough hype and a hot topic can he, Little Bee, rise from the ashes and return to a life of decadence!
Watching the stream as viewers entered continuously, nearly hitting two thousand, Little Bee’s expression grew more satisfied.
His team’s effort of finding a new hot topic was worth it!
His viewership peaked at three thousand, right before the internet managers almost cut his internet for his borderline content.
Now, he hasn’t even reached Changchun Temple yet, just hanging under that na, his viewership nearly reaches his peak!
This further cented his scripted plan!
Seeing comnts urging him to return, Little Bee waved his hand:
"Folks, don’t worry, I’m just here to make a wish, absolutely no disrespect intended to Changchun Temple."
His lips suddenly parted widely, mischievously saying:
"Of course, if I can have a thrilling encounter with the female Daoists here, cough cough, that’d be great."
Viewers from Ning An’s stream found these words repulsive.
But Little Bee’s native fans couldn’t contain their mischievous excitent seeing his usual gleeful expression.
"After so many episodes, finally so role-play?"
"Hehe, let’s hope Little Bee does well, it’s better than prosecutors, why should dostic content lose to Amabutter!"
"If possible, cough cough, the strear can also link the video, I’d be willing to pay!"
Nice!!
Still has that flavor!!!
Once again seeing familiar comnts, Little Bee felt reassured, imdiately smiling more mischievously:
"Folks, rest assured, there’s bound to be plenty of perks for you!"
"Of course, if there’s indeed an encounter, I’d spare nothing for you, hahaha."
"Folks, enough chit-chat, up the mountain we go~~"
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