“Because I was afraid that Daddy would destroy the contract, so I kept a copy!”
“…”
This little fellow was quite smart at times!
Gu Jinglian had indeed thrown that piece of paper into the rubbish bin. But he did not expect the child to be so serious as to ensure he had a second copy.
Baby Chu patted the piece of paper and pointed at the place where he had “signed”. “There, there, there! Daddy, look, this is your handprint. You put it there yourself. Don’t try to cheat!”
“…”
When did he “personally” put his fingerprint on it!?
Clearly it was the work of this sly fellow, while he was still asleep!
“This agreement does not count!” Gu Jinglian reached out to snatch it, but Baby Chu was even faster. He put the paper behind his back and looked at his father vigilantly.
“Daddy, are you a big stupid pig?”
“…”
“If you can’t even do such a thing, you must have been a big stupid pig in your previous life and reincarnated!”
“…”
Don’t pick an argument with a child.
Don’t pick an argument with a child.
Don’t pick an argument with a child.
As if chanting a spell, Gu Jinglian repeated these words silently several times before calming down.
He pinched Baby Chu’s cheek and said with gritted teeth. “If I’m a big stupid pig. What about you? A little stupid pig?”
If Butler Fu were here, he would be terrified! Gu Jinglian was used to being mature and steady. Now, he was seriously discussing such a childish question with a young child.
“Of course not!”
Baby Chu put his hands on his hips and said arrogantly, “I’m a genius with genetic mutations!”
“You are indeed genetically mutated. Daddy is so smart, why did you turn out so stupid!”
Baby Chu was infuriated when he heard this. “You actually called me an idiot! Rebound!”
“Rebound your rebound.”
“Rebound the rebound of your rebound…”
“Rebound the rebound of your rebound’s rebound…”
“Rebound…”
Baby Chu’s eyes went dizzy, and he was soon confused by Gu Jinglian.
He could not think straight and could not tell how many rebounds Gu Jinglian had made.
His tiny brain was not enough to hold this!
The boy pouted and said, “In short, I don’t care! Anyway, since Daddy promised me, he must do it! Otherwise, Daddy will be a big stupid pig!”
…
Baby Chu wanted Gu Jinglian and Chu He to be together. Eventually when Chu He got home and was about to take her dinner, the boy started to take action!
Gu Jinglian and Chu He were sitting opposite each other at the dining table.
Baby Chu sat in the middle.
During the meal, Gu Jinglian ate quietly without a word.
Chu He was the same.
Baby Chu looked up at Gu Jinglian and then at Chu He. Suddenly, he reached out with his chopsticks and picked up a piece of braised pork from the plate and put it into Chu He’s bowl.
Chu He looked up in surprise, only to hear the boy say, “Daddy told me to give this to you! Daddy said Mommy is too skinny and needs to eat more meat to gain weight.”
The boy was definitely up to something.
Gu Jinglian narrowed his eyes sinisterly. When did he ever say such a thing?
Chu He looked at the braised pork in the bowl and then at Gu Jinglian in confusion. Was she going deaf?
She did not hear Gu Jinglian say that either.
Looking at Baby Chu’s expression, Chu He suddenly understood. “Mmm, I know. Mommy will eat more.”
As she spoke, she took a bite of the braised pork and started to chew.
This awkwardness was instantly resolved.
Gu Jinglian lowered his head and shot a glare at the boy..
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