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Now reading: Chapter 280: A Carnival of Despair! The Ultimate Showdown Be from One Piece: My Lazy Ass Made Akainu Mad, a Action novel by DaoistJinzu.

G-5 Base, Live Broadcast Plaza.

At this mont, the plaza could no longer be described as rely "lively", it was practically a boiling magma hell.

Dozens of massive projection screens floated in the air, displaying the brutal battles across all ten zones in a full 360-degree, no-blind-spot view for hundreds of thousands of spectators.

The air was filled with the sll of beer and fried chicken, the scent of sweat, and most intoxicating of all, the sll of burning money.

"Ladies! Gentlen! And even those gamblers who've lost everything but their underwear!!"

On the comntary stage, Rehn had already changed into his third outfit of the day, a dazzling red tailcoat woven with pure gold threads that practically blinded people under the sunlight.

Waving a thick stack of the latest battle reports, his plump face flushed purple-red with excitent, he roared:

"The situation has now entered the most thrilling phase, 'mad dogs fighting over scraps'!!"

Pointing wildly at the big screen, his voice blasted through the plaza's top-tier sound system:

"Look! The red beams are decreasing! And what does that an? It ans the qualification slots are being locked in one by one!"

"All you hesitant, observant, turtle-like contestants hiding in the bushes! What are you waiting for?!"

"There's no ti left! If you don't fight now, you'll go back to being nobodies earning a few thousand Berries a month, too poor to even afford at!!"

His words acted like a stimulant, not only exciting the audience but also piercing directly into the minds of contestants through the island-wide broadcast system.

"ROAR!! Kill!!"

"That token is mine!!"

"For a spot in G-5! For Sanji's at!!"

....

Fourth Zone, "Labyrinth" chanical Ruins Island

This place, once an abandoned experintal site of Vegapunk, was filled with giant gears, rusted pipes, and maze-like steel corridors.

Now, it had beco a colosseum of pure human greed.

BOOM!!

A pirate fired a massive rocket launcher, laughing wildly.

"Die! This is a 'G-5 surplus rocket launcher' I bought on the black market for 50 million Berries!"

The missile exploded among a group of bounty hunters, but before he could celebrate, a shadow dropped from above.

"Heh… nice weapon, but your brain's lacking."

A clown-dressed man pressed a remote.

Click.

chanical bear traps snapped shut, crushing the pirate's ankles.

"AAAAHHH!!"

"War is deception, idiot."

The clown looted his gold token and weapon, but then,

"Too bad! The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind!"

A camouflaged brute, with a "chaleon fruit", smashed him with a hamr from behind.

BOOM!

Instant defeat.

"HAHAHA! Mine now!"

Back at the plaza, the crowd exploded.

"That twist was insane!"

"I'm tipping that hamr guy one million Berries!"

"No, I'm donating for the clown's dical bills!"

Rehn grinned at the skyrocketing donations.

"This is traffic! This is GDP!"

...

Seventh Zone, "Abyss" Underground Caverns

A completely different kind of madness unfolded.

A man walked in blinding light, literally covered in floodlights like a walking lighthouse.

He wore a custom luxury combat suit and held two gem-studded laser guns.

"Co out, poor people!!"

"I'm the son of Count Zack, a West Blue tycoon!"

"Hand over your token, I'll transfer you 100 million Berries on the spot!"

"Attack , and I'll vaporize you with this 1-billion-Berry 'Germa Tech Laser Destroyer'!!"

Enemies rushed him.

"Defense system, Money Shield!"

A glowing barrier repelled all attacks.

"Attack system, Money Storm!!"

Coins shot out like bullets.

"DA-DA-DA-DA!!"

"AAAAHHH!"

"Getting killed by money?!!"

"THIS is the power of wealth?!"

Rehn laughed.

"That's our latest product, 'Idiot-Proof Survival Kit'! Only 500 million Berries! One-ti use but worth every cent!"

"Put the purchase link on screen!! Limited sale!!"

...

First Zone , "Cliff" Wind Valley

anwhile, an Oscar-level performance unfolded.

An old man staggered weakly along a cliff path… holding a gold token.

"I'm too weak… soone help …"

Three pirates ambushed him.

"Hand it over, old man!"

They grabbed the token,

"BEEP!"

The old man stopped groaning.

His face twisted into a sinister grin.

"That… is the sound of a tid bomb."

"WHAT?!"

BOOM!!!

The fake token exploded into sticky glue.

"AHHH! I'm stuck!"

"My eyes!!"

The old man leapt up like a monkey.

From his coat, he pulled out three real tokens.

"Young people these days… too naive."

"This is… the victory of acting!"

He flashed a peace sign to the cara and skipped away.

The crowd roared with laughter.

"This old guy is evil!"

"Was that fake token also sold by G-5?!"

Up on the high platform, Renzo chuckled.

"Interesting."

Rehn reported, "He's 'Thousand-Face' Jack, a notorious con artist."

"Talent."

Renzo nodded.

"If he qualifies, assign him to intelligence. He'll be useful."

But suddenly.

RUMBLE!!!

A deep, world-shaking roar echoed from the Sixth Zone, "Swamp."

Renzo froze.

He slowly sat up.

On the screen, a massive, burning teor was falling from the sky.

"…That blind guy…"

Renzo's mouth twitched.

"Is he trying to sink the entire island?!"

....

30 Chapter, [email protected]/DaoistJinzu

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