Five minutes passed quickly.
"Ti’s up, there’s no need to send any more gifts!"
Lu Heng shouted to stop, then added, "Let’s draw tonight’s two lucky viewers now."
After saying that, he clicked on the raffle option in the live streaming room.
In the blink of an eye, tonight’s two lucky viewers were already chosen.
Lu Heng glanced at the nas of these two and smiled, "Let’s congratulate ’Sniffing Fingers After the Picking’ and ’Boxing King Zhou Xiaolin’ for becoming tonight’s lucky viewers!"
"Let’s invite our first lucky viewer— ’Sniffing Fingers After the Picking’!"
When Lu Heng read out this na, the whole live streaming room was instantly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
"Everyone in our live stream is truly talented, with nas crazier than the next."
"May I ask, bro, what does your hand sll like now?"
"Bro, picking is fine usually, but not when you have diarrhea!"
"Just a reminder, after picking, don’t go licking!"
"Dude, after slling, do you ever feel the urge to lick?"
"I can’t believe you all don’t fear social death when the host reads out your ridiculous nas."
"No worries for three als a day, always eating Old Eight’s Special Mini Burger!"
"Fun fact: Feces contains 3-thylindole, scientifically called skatole, which when diluted, gives a fresh floral scent and is an important ingredient in jasmine perfus."
"Feces: Nutritional content—none! Main component—water!"
"Banana-shaped stool: indicates a healthy gut! Pebbles: possibly inflammation, even cancer! Mud-like: bowel obstruction, leading to malnutrition long-term! Watery: sign of malignant disease, bowel motility stopped, food expelled directly! Rock-hard: dehydration, poor bowel movent! Half-chain: too much water, bowel can’t fully absorb water..."
"Most importantly: not recomnded for consumption!"
"As far as I know, the human intestinal walls produce electrolytes, so poop is salty, and bile turns it yellow, making it bitter!"
"Random fact: Poop is 10% to 20% fat, instant noodles are also 15% to 20% fat!"
"Our live streaming room is full of hidden talents, more weird knowledge added!"
"So... can poop actually be eaten?"
"Just asking, just asking casually, uh... do fairy girls poop?"
"Yes, and it’s rainbow-colored! *manual dog head*
Seeing these silly viewers getting off topic again, Lu Heng was speechless.
However, he didn’t sit idle and sent a request for live connection to this brave soul who sniffs his fingers after picking.
Soon after, the connection request was accepted.
A young man in his early twenties appeared in the live stream.
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, a square face, he matched everyone’s aesthetic.
Plus his clear yet naive eyes, he was clearly an unenlightened university student.
"The little brother looks quite handso, how co he’s a weirdo behind the scenes?"
"Everyone has two sides! In public, I’m Celestial Sea’s Daniel Wu, but privately, I’m Celestial Sea’s Yellow Map King!"
"Bro, show us the yellow pics!"
"Yellow pics please 1!"
"Judging from his na, this young fella is probably the introverted type."
"Who cares if he’s introverted, he’s bound to be the victim tonight!"
"Little brother looks good, still need a boyfriend?"
"Our family moved to Sydney, Australia last year, recently my parents and I returned to the country, but my younger brother stayed there. Honestly, I really miss my brother in Sydney now!"
"Why do I feel sothing’s off with that statent?"
"I have no idea! No idea! I know nothing!"
The viewers began analyzing tonight’s first victim according to tradition.
No matter whether the analysis was accurate or not.
At least the vibe was there!
Over here, before Lu Heng could ask, the young man took the initiative to speak: "Master, I’ve been watching your live streams for a long ti now!"
"I really didn’t think I’d actually be drawn!"
"Here, I want to tell all viewers, if you persistently try, there will co a day when you’ll be as lucky as !"
After boasting, he turned back to Lu Heng with a smirk and said, "My surna is Sun, just call Sun."
"Good evening, Young Friend Sun!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly and then asked, "I wonder what Young Friend Sun wishes to calculate for you tonight?"
Being a long-ti follower, Sun was naturally aware of the rules.
He didn’t beat around the bush and got straight to the point: "Master, to be honest, three months ago, I t a young beautiful girl with a great figure online."
"Over the past three months, we’ve been chatting very happily."
"Her character, values, and outlook on life, all greatly satisfied ."
"I even have nas for the children we’d have together in the future."
"But..."
At this point, Sun suddenly changed his tone and continued, "The night before yesterday, she suddenly sent a ssage."
"She told that her mother was diagnosed with stomach cancer and needs surgery."
"Since she’s from a single-parent family, her savings weren’t enough to cover the surgery costs."
"So she wanted to borrow so money from to add up the surgery fees."
"After her mother’s surgery, she said she’d slowly repay ."
"After listening to the voice ssage, I impulsively transferred 5000 yuan to her."
"But the more I thought about it afterward, the more sothing felt off!"
Sun said this with an awkward smile on his face.
"I’ve watched all your live streams."
"Especially that ti when Little Hou got scamd from his online romance, I secretly laughed at him with my friends several tis."
"But now, why do I feel like I’m the one being tricked?"
"So, I’m hoping you can calculate for whether my online girlfriend is a scamr or not?"
After listening to Sun’s story, the viewers got all excited.
Well, there it is!
Another one playing online dating!
Online dating is one thing, but then investing real emotions!
Investing real emotions is one thing, but investing real money!
If you’re not scamd, who will be?
"Of course, another fresh victim!"
"I, as a monk, predict that you have indeed been deceived!"
"Caught in the web of an online romance, both ends are young n!"
"Your beloved could be picking and sniffing their toes right now!"
"Isn’t that great? Picking behind, sniffing toes up front, a match made in heaven!"
"I support this romance!"
"Although the young man is a bit dumb, at least he reacted in ti, realizing he was scamd."
"Are boys nowadays really this gullible? Chatting for three months, haven’t even t, yet you send money, if not you, who would get scamd?"
"Even after eting, it could still be a scamr, let alone without eting."
"You’d rather believe she’s a girl than believe I’m Qin Shi Huang..."
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