"Oh my gosh, did the Lingbao Celestial Venerable really show a miracle?"
"After the country’s founding, spirits weren’t allowed to appear, but no one said anything about those who beca immortals before that!"
"Seeing Sister Hong’s misfortune is making question my own atheism!"
"Where are there any immortals? It’s just pure bad luck."
"Bad luck can’t keep happening one after another, can it? It must be retribution!"
"Sister Hong is really out there. She spat on the Celestial Venerable’s statue; if she doesn’t have sothing happen to her, then who will?"
"Didn’t that young Daoist just say it? If it was unintentional, the Celestial Venerable wouldn’t bla anyone, but Sister Hong did it on purpose, so..."
"Basically, she’s blinded by money! She’ll do anything for cash."
"Lingbao Celestial Venerable shows a miracle, plus a mysterious white figure before; there’s sothing going on at Shangqing Tao!"
"It’s more than just sothing. It’s like a calf successfully trading stocks—super bullish! I’m booking a flight right now and heading to the mountain to burn incense tomorrow!"
In Sister Hong’s live broadcast room, netizens were condemning her one after another.
Just now, everyone was still looking on with an attitude of watching a show.
So even encouraged Sister Hong to keep causing trouble.
But now?
Sister Hong’s string of bad luck really startled everyone.
Who knows if it’s just pure bad luck or if it’s an immortal showing a miracle and casting divine punishnt.
In any case, it’s best to speak and act cautiously.
After all, better to believe it exists than not!
Over at Shangqing Tao, Sister Hong’s partner had already dialed the ergency number.
But the ambulance was blocked at the foot of the mountain and couldn’t co up.
Two dical staff had to carry a stretcher themselves, panting heavily all the way up the mountain.
"Where’s the injured?"
One of the dical staff was panting hard.
Their physical condition was still pretty good; if it were a bit worse, they probably wouldn’t even make it up the mountain.
"Here! Over here!"
The partner hurriedly waved their hand.
The dical staff went up to check Sister Hong’s condition.
Her head was hit by a tree branch, causing a big bump and making her unconscious, but the issue wasn’t serious.
Her right hand was bitten by a pit viper, which was more serious.
Fortunately, that pit viper was small in size, just a little snake, and didn’t have much venom.
Otherwise, by now, Sister Hong would have already gone to the Underworld to report to King Yama.
When calling for ergency services earlier, the partner had already stated the conditions.
So the dical staff carried antivenom for pit vipers with them, gave Sister Hong a shot, and bandaged her wound.
After everything was clear, the two dical staff lifted Sister Hong onto the stretcher and slowly carried her down the mountain.
"Where am I?"
"Why does my right hand hurt so much?"
"Ouch, my head hurts too!"
"What are you doing, put down... put down..."
For so reason, Sister Hong suddenly woke up.
Maybe the tree branch knocked her senseless, and upon waking, she started acting up.
The stretcher swayed and then suddenly tilted, and Sister Hong imdiately fell off the stretcher.
Then, she rolled all the way down along the mountainside.
The two dical staff were already exhausted from climbing the mountain, let alone carrying a stretcher, with no chance to reach out and grab her.
The partner wanted to catch her, but it was too late.
Just like that, everyone watched, dumbfounded, as Sister Hong rolled all the way to a stone platform halfway down the mountain.
"That’s just unbelievably unlucky!"
Qingyue smacked her lips, a look of utter shock written on her tiny face.
Lu Heng nodded quietly.
Sure enough, anything produced by the system is top quality!
This Bad Luck Talisman is truly effective!
Just not sure how long this Bad Luck Talisman will last.
Maybe two or three days, maybe one or two weeks.
"Let’s go back!"
Lu Heng poked Qingyue on the forehead and turned to walk toward the Spirit Treasure Hall.
"Senior brother, I’ve grown up already. Stop poking my forehead!"
"Did you hear ?"
"By the way, do you still have the tea from last ti?"
"I’m not drinking it, just asking..."
Qingyue quickly followed Lu Heng, turning into a chatterbox.
...
After a day of playing tour guide, he wasn’t physically tired, but ntally exhausted!
After dinner, Lu Heng lay on the bed, not wanting to do anything.
"No, I can’t!"
"So many viewers are waiting for , how can I relax?"
As soon as he thought of all the viewers in the live broadcast room, his mind was filled with an expanse of green onions.
So many green onions—if they aren’t reaped, wouldn’t that defy the laws of the universe?
At 6:10 p.m., Lu Heng perked up and started streaming once again.
Upon receiving the live broadcast notification, viewers ca rushing in crazily.
Seeing the skyrocketing popularity, Lu Heng’s eyes got a little misty.
What enthusiastic green onions!
Just for their enthusiasm, he had to make a cut!
"Wahh... Daoist, I’ve finally seen you again!"
"One day without seeing you feels like three years! Two days, like six years! "
"Alright, alright, stop showing off; we know you can do basic arithtic!"
"Who is this holy being, so proficient in basic arithtic—terrifying!"
"I wonder if I could get picked today? If picked, I’ll ask the Daoist to guess the next lottery numbers!"
"Little brother, it’s not that I doubt you, but lottery numbers aren’t sothing even the Daoist can predict, let alone asking Lingbao Celestial Venerable would help."
"Lingbao Celestial Venerable? Have you all checked the trending topic on Dragon Tiger Mountain’s Shangqing Tao?"
"Yeah, yeah, that Sister Hong really cracked up, spat on the Celestial Venerable statue, and imdiately started having bad luck after leaving the hall."
"Serves them right! Such people have long lost faith and conscience for money."
"The broadcaster is also a Daoist, why not share your thoughts?"
Looking at the bullet comnts on the screen, Lu Heng was quite surprised.
He didn’t expect Sister Hong’s affair to go viral and even make it onto trending searches!
Sister Hong caused a scene at the Spirit Treasure Hall, wasn’t it all to gain fa?
Now she’s got the fa, but who knows if she regrets it or not.
Perhaps she regrets it.
Or maybe for the sake of money, she’ll never regret it.
Lu Heng shook his head, put aside the matter of Sister Hong, and stopped thinking about it.
"Tonight, like usual, there will be two opportunities for fortune-telling."
"In five minutes, this humble Daoist will initiate a draw. Whoever has sent gifts will have a chance to beco the lucky winner."
"This humble Daoist isn’t materialistic, so there’s no need for you all to send expensive gifts..."
These words weren’t to trick the viewers.
Lu Heng’s purpose for streaming was to reap green onions.
As for money...
Talking about money, that’s too vulgar!
Previously, Douhu’s official backend invited him for a contract, but he refused.
The gifts that viewers sent him were donated to major charities under the live stream’s na.
He didn’t want to reveal his identity just yet.
As for tracing the address through the internet, go ahead.
After all, he’s using public WIFI, and any trace would lead to Shangqing Tao’s address.
If it really ca to that, developnts would surely be a lot more interesting.
A Daoist who knows all about the past and future, plus a deity suspected of miraculous signs...
Tsk tsk, what fun it would be!
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