As soon as Lu Heng finished speaking, the chatroom viewers imdiately responded.
"The Daoist is amazing! I've seen the cases of Li Gang and Li Hongwei, and I am in utter admiration!"
"Is there anyone who doubts the number one fortune teller on the internet?"
"Is the Immortal Taoist ntioned on Weibo this Daoist here?"
"Besides our Daoist, who else could possibly know everything?"
"I'm on my knees! If it weren't for the old Daoist, who knows how long Li Gang would have been at large."
"Exactly, and who would have thought that Brother Butt's cousin's killer would be her brother-in-law?"
"Even scarier is that Li Hongwei actually hid the body in a load-bearing wall, it's horrifying!"
"It gives chills! Just the thought of coexisting with a corpse for years gives goosebumps."
"I think Li Gang is more terrifying, after all, he has five lives on his hands, who knows when he might snap again?"
"With the Daoist here, the skies clear! With the Daoist here, Dragon Country is at peace!"
"I hope the Daoist draws my na tonight, to see if I can really get married. The masseuse yesterday said I was too fast!"
"Bro, what kind of fast are you talking about?"
"I also want to find out, being single for so long, even the sheep I've raised are starting to look quite handso."
"Bro, you're not from Ville City, are you? You need to restrain yourself!"
"May I ask... if you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, and could bring only one thing, what would it be?"
"Of course, it would be a sheep!"
"Well, that's quite thoughtful. Roast lamb, lamb soup, lamb rib can last a while. Wool keeps you warm, bones can be used as tools, and the skin can be used as a hammock."
"Oh right, what you said makes sense…"
"Whoa, how co I understood that?"
"Amitabha... my sins... hope my next epiphany is in math!"
Seeing the chat getting more outrageous, Lu Heng quickly changed the subject: "By the way, I forgot to ntion sothing."
"If selected for a fortune-telling session, you can either have your fortune told or soone else's."
"But if it's for soone else, you must present their ID or valid docunts, otherwise, it won't count."
He paused briefly, then added: "If the chosen viewer doesn't want a fortune telling…"
"Then this fortune-telling chance will be re-drawn!"
"Also…"
"If viewers feel my fortune telling is inaccurate, I am willing to refund all gift money!"
Hearing this, the veteran viewers in the chatroom instantly disagreed.
"Daoist, it doesn't matter if your predictions are accurate or not, the gifts I give need no refund!"
"Does the Daoist ever get it wrong? Anyway, I wouldn't want a refund, watching the Daoist's live stream is more enjoyable than cody shows."
"Exactly, people send Cloud-Piercing Arrows to dancing female strears, why not have fun with the Daoist instead?"
"Ever since watching the Daoist's live stream, my so-called depression is cured, a Cloud-Piercing Arrow isn't expensive!"
"Hahaha, this is way more entertaining than those trashy movies."
"Just minor gifts, the most expensive isn't even over a thousand, anyone asking the Daoist for refunds, I'd be the first to look down on them!"
"Daoist, please, let's quickly draw tonight's victim!"
"Right right, let's see who'll be the victim... I an the chosen one tonight!"
Lu Heng glanced at the scrolling comnts and shook his head with a smile.
Then he continued: "I've covered most of the rules."
"If I think of anything else, we'll add it later."
"Now, it's ti for a five-minute gift session. Those who wish for fortune-telling can send gifts now…"
As soon as he said this, various gifts flooded the chatroom.
The ones with money naturally don't care about price, sending Cloud-Piercing Arrows in bulk.
Those without money send small gifts or even freebies, to earn a draw chance.
Lu Heng kept an eye on the ti.
When the five minutes were up, he imdiately called a stop.
"Alright!"
"The five minutes are over!"
"No more gifts should be sent!"
"Let's now pick tonight's lucky viewer…"
Saying this, he copied the list of gift senders and pasted it onto a raffle website.
In a blink, tonight's two lucky viewers were chosen.
Lu Heng glanced at the nas and smiled: "Let's congratulate 'My Cat Does Backflips' and 'Professional Well Digger for Twenty Years' for being tonight's chosen ones!"
Seeing these usernas, the viewers burst into laughter.
"Bro, I just want to ask, does your cat really do backflips?"
"Yes, not only does my cat do backflips, even my dog does, do you want to see?"
"Don't go! Their tea isn't good, it leaves you with a sore backside!"
"Newbie here, just joined the chat, may a kind soul quickly explain this to (anxious)?"
"Professional Well Digger for Twenty Years? What kind of wells do you dig?"
"Sewage wells! What else?"
"I kind of understand but then again, I don't…"
"Cherish your confusion!"
"This chatroom is too complicated! The brother next door is better, never plays riddles, and always gives candy, but that leaves a sore backside too."
"Why does eating candy make your backside sore?"
"Eat too much candy, ants will crawl in from your backside!"
"Too scary, I'll never eat candy again!"
"Ahem!"
Lu Heng cleared his throat.
These foolish viewers, their conversation always veers off track.
"Now let's invite the first lucky viewer—'My Cat Does Backflips'!"
With that, he sent over an invitation to join the chat.
Soon, the invitation was accepted.
A man in his twenties, wearing a suit with slicked-back hair and a dark complexion, appeared in the chatroom.
The young man grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth.
"Hello everyone!"
"My surna is Wang, you can call 'Old Wang'!"
"If you like, I can move next door to you."
The young man greeted the viewers, then looked at Lu Heng.
"Greetings Daoist!"
"I may not be an old fan, but I've watched several of your streams."
"I am thoroughly convinced by your miraculous fortune-telling skills!"
"If I weren't the only son in three generations, I'd go to the mountain to beco a Daoist too!"
"By the way, earlier everyone was curious whether my cat does backflips or not?"
"I'm here to tell you, my cat indeed does backflips."
"And, there's no sleeping tea at my place, so feel free to visit without worrying about having a sore backside…"
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