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Now reading: Chapter 29: Dizzy or Drunk? from PERFECT REINCARNATION : Being Invincible in Another World, a Fantasy novel by Mystic0611.

An Unidentified being and Aurelion’s wishes.

"Hey, you." The creature said.

Aurelion glanced around.

"You, the weird guy."

" I DON’T LIKE YOU." The creature added.

"Huh, that’s so random." Aurelion replied.

"Thou shall feed the Honorable one, Thou have failed your task." The creature displayed so boastful manner now.

HUH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WASN’T THIS THING WALKING COMPLETELY FINE BEFORE? SUDDENLY, IT FEELS LIKE THAT IT IS TRYING TO SOUND ANCIENT.

Aurelion thought.

At that mont, the Lyra who was still dizzy and couldn’t understand anymore what was happening, went back to her default settings as a caring, kind and loving maid.

"Aww, is this poor kitten hungry?" Lyra said dizzily.

"Poor kitten? Is she drunk?" Rowan asked Aurelion.

"I think...I might have spun her a little too aggressively so, her mind might not be in her full control, right now." Aurelion expressed.

The salamander turned.

"HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A POOR KITT—"

"Here, Here kitty. Co drink so milk." Lyra interrupted it while taking out a pack of milk from her front pouch.

~Author- Huh, Why is she acting like a blue raccon from 22nd century?

The creature wagged it’s spiky tail like a dog wagging for treats.

Aurelion use earth magic and made a bowl of mud. Lyra poured the packet of milk in it.

The creature stepped in front. It took a revolution around a bowl, scanning it.

"What’s this white thingy?" It said.

*Sniff* *Sniff*

"Slls Ok, I guess might as well give it a try." It convinced itself to drink the milk from the muddy bowl.

*Lick*

Then, another.

"WOAH" it expressed.

"Yo, this white stuff solos. Sniffing it is alone enough for to feel heavenly."

HEY, HEY. NOW, THAT COULD CAUSE SO SERIOUS MISUNDERSTANDINGS. SERIOUSLY, WHY IS THIS GUY TALKING LIKE THAT? I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE ACTUALLY TALK LIKE THAT.

Let’s just say that Aurelion might need a little more self introspection.

Anyway, after the continuous licking, It finished the milk.

"Aww, My cute little kitten." Lyra exclaid.

Lyra extended her towards it’s head.

"Tickle, tickle." She said cutely while curling her fingers continuously.

"HEY HUMAN, WHY ARE LOOKING AT LIKE THAT?"

She curled her fingers again.

"Yo, what are doing with your fingers? THAT ACTION, WHAT IS THAT?"

Lyra placed her hand under it’s chin, she lightly squished while scrubbing it’s cheek.

"Co here, little kitty." Lyra declared in a cutesy voice.

"HEY, I WILL ATTACK. THIS FEELS... THIS FEELS— GOOD."

"Actually, just keep doing it."

Lyra curved under it’s chin, slanting towards the neck.

"Ahh yes... That’s the spot."

"Soooo... Good." It said with a deep exhale of relaxation.

"Aww, my little kitty." Lyra caresses.

"Yes, I like this human better."

Then, it turned to Lyra.

"Tell , little human. Tell this honorable one your wish and I shall fulfill it for thou."

YES, NOW IS THE TI.

Aurelion turned to Lyra.

"Lyra, now." He declared.

"Tell it to let ride on it and fly."

Lyra looked puzzled. Still dizzy as before.

"Huh."

"Hehehe, Hahaha" She laughed.

Aurelion asked with confusion.

"What happened, Lyra? Why are you laughing, so suddenly?"

"You must have gone dizzy after spinning, your highness."

"Ha ha ha, you want to ride on this little kitten and fly."

IS SHE ACTUALLY DRUNK AND NOT DIZZY?

Rowan standing as perfect NPC character in the background.

Did everyone forget about ? Why does it feel like that I’m not here anymore? And What am I seeing right now, an arrogant prince, a drunk maid and a lizard which likes drinking milk.

He thought.

"Lyra, just say that to it. It will listen to you right now." Aurelion said while rubbing his temple.

Lyra turned towards the creature.

"Hehe, little kitty, his highness want to fly on you. Will you let him pwetty plwease? "

"HOW DARE A LOWLY BEING RIDE ON THIS HONORABLE ONE’S BODY" The creature flustered.

"Huh, why are you flustering?"

"Just let enjoy those wings of yours." Aurelion said.

WAIT WINGS? WHY DOESN’T IT HAVE ANY WINGS AND I’M STARING AT A BLANK SPACE ON HIS BACK.

"Hey, you can fly right? I’m sure wings on your back will magically appear when you stretch it." Aurelion added.

"YOU THINK THIS HONORABLE WILL DO SOTHING LOWLY AS FLYING LIKE THOSE LITTLE AIR VERMINS." The creature responded.

Aurelion could not wrap his brain around the situation.

YO, SHOULDN’T THE CLICHES BE GIVING A MAJESTIC DRAGON. MINE IS ACTUALLY SO USELESS, THAT IT CANNOT EVEN PERFORM THE MOST ASPECT OF A DRAGON.

"And how dare you call hey. This Venerable one has a na, you know." It added. And how dare you call hey. This Venerable one has a na, you know." It added.

"Sure, what is it? Ostrich, the flightless?" Aurelion shaked his head.

Rowan intervened and tapped on Aurelion’s shoulder.

"I think, it will be better if you take an expert’s opinion on the whole situation."

"Surely, you must know soone as the Crown Prince."

Aurelion nodded.

"Yes, I know the perfect person for this."

"LET’S GET SO ANSWERS."

Aurelion marched forward.

[To be Continued]

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