The four notorious villainesses were exceptionally brutal. The leader, a woman with large earrings, charged at the very front, thinking, You little security guard and you little cleaner, I’m going to chop off your hands first, then your legs, and make your lives a living hell.
The woman with the perm, flanking the leader, locked eyes with Zhao Rong and said viciously, "Zhao Rong, I’m going to cut off your balls so you can never enjoy being a man again!"
Liu Shisan glared at Zhao Rong and snarled, "Zhao Rong, you’re the one who outed as not being a real woman. So today, I’m going to make sure you can’t be a man either. I’m going to castrate you!"
Chen Na, charging from the rear with a murderous glint in her eyes, shouted, "You little security guard and cleaner! Today, I, Chen Na, will use this dagger to spill your guts!"
Just as the four villainesses thought their superior numbers and weapons would guarantee the deaths of Zhao Rong and his assistant, a powerful gust of wind suddenly blasted toward them, originating from the assistant. Then, an invisible, heavy fist flew at them. Before she could even react, the leader with the large earrings was sent flying by Zhao Rong’s Punch Across the Mountains, landing directly in a stinking ditch. The woman with the perm beside her was also sent tumbling into a sewer by Zhao Rong’s fist. Liu Shisan was slightly luckier, but she was still slamd by the Punch Across the Mountains and ended up wedged under the wheels of a septic truck.
As for Chen Na, she was standing off to the side, so the punch rely grazed her. Just as she was breathing a sigh of relief for having avoided the blow, Zhao Rong swiftly launched another Punch Across the Mountains. Compared to the other three, Chen Na flew the farthest, soaring clear over the school’s outer walls.
On the road outside the school, a pig farr happened to be driving by with a truck full of pigs. The driver was a fifty-year-old bachelor who was constantly worrying about finding a wife. At that very mont, as he drove along, he was praying to the heavens for a bit of romantic luck to send a wife his way. Suddenly, as if sent from the heavens, Chen Na fell directly into the pigpen on the back of his truck.
When the old farr felt the vehicle jolt, he reflexively glanced at his rearview mirror. He was stunned to see a beautiful woman fall from the sky into his pigpen.
Holy crap, did the heavens actually answer my prayer? I ask for a wife, and you drop a beautiful woman from the sky? the old man thought, utterly shocked.
The pig farr imdiately stomped on the accelerator, pushing the truck past 150 miles per hour. I’ve been a bachelor my whole life, he thought gleefully. Tonight, I finally get my wedding night!
When Chen Na realized Zhao Rong had knocked her into a pigpen, the combination of despair and the overwhelming stench caused her to faint.
Back inside the school, the surrounding students stared in awe at the assistant. He had only struck three poses and hadn’t even seed to attack, yet the four villainesses had been sent flying. They all looked at him with profound admiration.
A wide-eyed freshman girl approached him and asked admiringly, "Excuse , Mr. Cleaner, can we be friends?"
A plain-looking girl who never had any suitors imdiately added his WeChat. "Mister," she said, "you might just be a humble cleaner, but your performance just now proved you have superpowers..."
Another girl, who had a large head and seemingly no neck, looked ready to rush up and kiss him. "If you don’t have a girlfriend, I’d be willing to be yours."
Although everyone believed the assistant had sent the four villainesses flying with two punches, the assistant knew perfectly well, I didn’t even lift a finger. The one who really acted was Zhao Rong, standing right behind .
Still, he put on an impressive expression and addressed the beauties around him. "Don’t be alard, ladies. Your humble cleaner was just warming up, giving you a small taste of my skills. In fact, I have even more powerful moves I haven’t used yet. If any of you want to see unleash my ultimate technique, or if you want to learn martial arts and cultivate with , co and add my WeChat."
With that, he pulled out his phone and opened the app. Hearing his invitation, a crowd of girls and boys sward him, eager to add his WeChat and learn from him. However, when the boys tried to add him, he imdiately rejected them.
"My handso friend," he’d say, "I don’t think you’re qualified yet. You need to work on your personal training a bit more before you’re ready to add ."
One by one, he rejected every single request from the male students. After he was done, the assistant proved to be incredibly selective with the girls as well. He found excuses to decline the less attractive ones. As for those who were not ugly but not particularly pretty either, he would add them only to delete them from his contacts later. So, despite his open invitation, the assistant ended up adding the WeChat accounts of only a few of the most stunningly beautiful girls.
Zhao Rong sat on the ground smoking a cigarette, patiently waiting for the assistant to finally erge from the crowd of won. As soon as the assistant was free, he hurried over.
"Zhao Rong, your Punch Across the Mountains was absolutely perfect! From now on, whenever we get into a fight, especially when we’re surrounded by layers and layers of beautiful won, you have to let stand in front and pretend to take them on. Then, you stand behind and, without anyone noticing, let loose with that Punch Across the Mountains..."
As he finished speaking, the assistant thought gleefully, This is the perfect plan. Everyone will think that I, the assistant, am a formidable figure. At the sa ti, he truly admired Zhao Rong’s technique. The punch had passed right through his body without hurting him in the slightest, instead sending the person opposite him flying. The na was perfect. It really was a punch that could pass through a ’mountain’——to hit the ’bull’ on the other side.
With that, the two left the scene and headed toward the nearby security and janitorial dormitory.
As they passed a sewer, they heard a cry for help from within. "Help! Help ! There are rats down here, and cockroaches, and even water snakes!"
Seeing that it was Big Earrings, one of the four villainesses, Zhao Rong and the assistant found a stick and pulled her out. "Big Earrings," Zhao Rong said, "we hope you’ll behave from now on. Stop bullying students and beating up teachers."
Hearing this, Big Earrings nodded frantically, begging for rcy. "As long as you two sirs don’t hit again, I’ll agree to anything."
Seeing her plead, Zhao Rong and the assistant shared a small smile and continued on their way. Watching their retreating backs, Big Earrings thought to herself, Damn, so there’s a real powerhouse hidden behind that little security guard, Zhao Rong. It seems this little janitor is the true master. Little janitor, you hit ! You just wait. I, Big Earrings, will rember this. I’ll find soone to get my revenge!
Further on, as they passed a foul-slling ditch, a filthy woman crawled out. Zhao Rong recognized her as the woman with the perm he had sent flying earlier. He stepped forward and said apologetically, "My apologies, beautiful. I didn’t expect my punch would knock you into a stinking ditch and ruin your glamorous image. I’m truly sorry."
After saying this, Zhao Rong and the assistant casually strolled away.
Listening to him, the woman with the perm thought indignantly, Zhao Rong, it wasn’t you who hit us! It was that little janitor in front of you! And you have the gall to pretend to be the expert and apologize to ? But that janitor... he’s so arrogant. He beat the four of us and didn’t even apologize, didn’t even spare us a single glance... Little janitor, I’ll rember you. I swear I’ll find soone to beat you to a pulp!
They were almost at the dormitory building when a person fell off the septic truck parked up ahead. Zhao Rong went closer and saw it was Liu Shisan, whom he had also sent flying. Seeing her in such a miserable state, Zhao Rong’s first instinct was to help her up. But then he rembered that Liu Shisan had been born a man and had gone to Thailand to beco a woman. He imdiately spat on the ground in disgust.
"Fucking disgusting," he muttered, looking at her. With that, he and the assistant turned and walked away.
Watching them leave, Liu Shisan still directed all her hatred toward the assistant. Little janitor! The four of us were going after Zhao Rong! We had no grudge against you, so why did you suddenly punch us and send us flying? Little janitor, I’ve got you marked. You just wait. I’ll definitely find soone to beat you to death!
Compared to the three villainesses back at the school, Chen Na’s fate was far more tragic. When she finally awoke, she found herself naked and lying in a shabby cave dwelling. Sleeping beside her was a bald, filthy old pig farr. Looking down at her body, she saw she was bleeding...
In a flash, Chen Na understood everything. She slapped the old pig farr across the face. "Old man, who gave you permission to... do that to ?"
Seeing the wife heaven had bestowed upon him was awake, the farr, despite the sting of the slap, looked at her with adoration. "Wifey," he said, "people always say fate is written in the heavens, and I never believed it. But today, I’m a believer! Wifey, since you’re the woman heaven sent , and you’re awake now, let’s do it again."
With that, the pig farr prepared to push Chen Na down for another round.
Chen Na slapped him again, this ti with tears streaming down her face. "I may be forty, yes, a little old, but I don’t deserve to end up with a fifty-sothing pig farr! Who’s your wife? Who’s the woman heaven sent you?"
Sobbing, Chen Na scrambled to put on her clothes and bolted out the door.
Seeing his heaven-sent wife running away, the pig farr didn’t even bother to get dressed. He leaped from the kang bed and chased her out of the cave, shouting, "Wifey, we’re deep in the mountains of the Loess Plateau! It would take seven days and nights just to drive out of here! Where do you think you’re going? You’ll get lost! Co back and live in the cave with . Be my wifey, give babies..."
Chen Na only ran a few steps before she froze. She stared out at the endless ravines and rolling loess hills before her, then collapsed to the ground, weeping in utter despair.
Seeing his wife crying, the farr imdiately grabbed a sheepskin jacket and draped it over her shoulders. "Don’t catch a cold, wifey," he said softly. "You haven’t given any babies yet."
With that, the old pig farr lifted her into his arms and carried her back into the cave to continue...
User Comments
0 comments from readers