When the master saw his opponent, Zhao Rong, suddenly grab one of his disciples and punch the boy in the stomach, he roared with laughter. "You little rascal! You can't beat , so you take it out on my disciple? That's hilarious…"
As the master's disciple felt Zhao Rong's fist sink into his belly, he started to cry. "My mom just called and told to co ho for dinner," he wailed. "But you just punched in the stomach! How am I supposed to go ho and eat now…?"
Before the disciple could even finish his sentence, the master suddenly flew through the air and landed directly in a nearby pile of garbage. After seeing his master go flying, the disciple looked down at his own body, patted his stomach, and then stared at Zhao Rong in amazent. "Brother, how co your punch to my stomach didn't hurt at all? I don't feel a thing…"
Zhao Rong pushed the disciple away and whispered, "That's because I didn't hit *you*…"
At that mont, the master crawled out of the garbage pile. Blood stread from his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, his face a mask of fury. "Young man, I never expected your martial arts to be this incredible. To think you could even defeat my Mantis Fist… Kid, you're sothing else. Truly a man of extraordinary skill…" With those final words, the master breathed his last and collapsed.
Seeing their master killed by a single punch from Zhao Rong, his remaining disciples were scared witless and fled for their lives.
Watching Zhao Rong neutralize another poser, the three beauties imdiately surrounded him, cheering and applauding. "Brother Zhao Rong, you're a god of war! Truly invincible and unbeatable…"
Yu Lan showered him with praise. "Brother Zhao Rong, you're not just a god of war, you're a real-life One-Punch Man! Not only are you invincible, but you could slay gods and buddhas alike. You're the strongest in the world…"
Then, Xuelian stepped forward, looking at Zhao Rong shyly. "Brother Zhao Rong, if you have this much explosive combat power during the day… does that an your abilities in bed at night are even stronger, better, and more intense?"
Hearing Xuelian's words, Zhao Rong's face flushed red. He said awkwardly, "Well, if the opportunity arises, you three can try it out and see for yourselves…" After saying this, he gave a shy, mischievous smile.
While Zhao Rong was flirting with the three won, the assistant lying on the ground clutched his broken leg and wailed, "Since you've dealt with that master, isn't it ti to save now?"
Only then did Zhao Rong notice the disheveled assistant. He bent down and imdiately searched his mind for a Bone-Setting Elixir recipe from the alchemy manual. A mont later, he found one. Smiling happily, Zhao Rong looked at the assistant and said, "I'm going to refine a Bone Fracture Healing Pill for you right now. Once you take this elixir, your broken bones will heal instantly. The torn tendons will rejoin, and even your torn ligants will recover imdiately…"
Hearing Zhao Rong describe such a miraculous Bone Fracture Healing Pill, the assistant's hope was instantly renewed. "Brother Zhao Rong, if this elixir is really that amazing, then please hurry up and make it for ! Honestly, ever since I broke my leg, all I've been thinking about is getting better so I can jump around and laugh again…"
Zhao Rong took out a pressure cooker and what looked like a lighter from his Magic Ring. Then, he went over to the side and caught a scorpion, a centipede, a spider, and a toad.
When the assistant saw Zhao Rong gathering so many venomous creatures, his eyes went wide. "Brother Zhao Rong, didn't you say you were making dicine to save ? It looks more like you're gathering these toxic things to brew a poison to kill !"
"You don't understand, assistant," Zhao Rong explained. "This Bone Fracture Healing Pill specifically requires these ingredients…"
The assistant eyed the toxic critters and shook his head, a wave of apprehension washing over him. "Oh, man. Even if you succeed in making the pill, I think I'll be too terrified to take it…"
Before the assistant could finish speaking, Zhao Rong snatched a highly venomous snake from the nearby bushes and tossed it into the pressure cooker. "There, all five poisons are here. Now I can refine the Bone Fracture Healing Pill…"
Standing nearby, the three beauties were astonished by Zhao Rong's rough and rudintary refinent process. Lili asked in confusion, "Brother Zhao Rong, you usually add water to the pressure cooker when you make elixirs. Why aren't you adding anything this ti?"
Zhao Rong just smiled. "I don't know. I'm just following the instructions in the alchemy manual."
Yu Lan, however, was skeptical. "Brother Zhao Rong, are you sure you didn't read the recipe wrong?"
Hearing this, Zhao Rong confidently patted his chest. "No way. Refining elixirs to save lives is serious business. How could I make a mistake? Besides, with my Eyes of Golden Fla, it's impossible for to make such a basic error."
Xuelian also began to question his thods. She reminded him, "Brother Zhao Rong, are you certain you aren't looking at the wrong elixir? Maybe you've mistaken a pill for so other illness for the one that can heal the assistant's broken leg?"
Zhao Rong shook his head again, his voice firm with confidence. "Rember that ti when the assistant, Lili, and Yu Lan all had their souls leave their bodies? I made the wrong elixir back then, and the consequences were terrible. I've learned my lesson since then and gained a wealth of experience. I absolutely will not be wrong this ti. You three just wait. I'll fix the assistant's leg, and you'll see him hopping around and laughing right before your eyes."
Seeing Zhao Rong's unwavering confidence, the three beauties started to believe him.
Zhao Rong's refining speed was, as always, exceptionally fast. In just a few monts, the so-called Bone Fracture Healing Pill was successfully created. However, to Zhao Rong's surprise, the pill was not only foul-slling and hard as a rock, but it also looked incredibly difficult to swallow.
When Zhao Rong brought the pill to the assistant's lips, the man retched several tis before he could even open his mouth. Vomiting up bile and stomach acid, he looked at Zhao Rong and gasped, "Brother Zhao Rong, you said you refined an elixir, but this thing slls and feels more like a rotten egg…"
Zhao Rong tried to console him. "Bitter dicine is the most effective. This elixir I made might be stinky, hard, and unpleasant, and its shape might be a little scary, but its purpose is to heal people. For soone with a broken leg like yours, you have to clench your teeth, close your eyes, pinch your nose, and force it down. Otherwise, your leg will never get better!"
Hearing Zhao Rong's words, the assistant decided to go all in. Closing his eyes, pinching his nose, and gritting his teeth, he muttered, "A man's got to be tough on himself. To heal my broken leg, I'll do whatever it takes…" With that, the assistant vomited a few more tis before finally mustering his courage and forcing down the so-called Bone Fracture Healing Pill.
However, as soon as he swallowed the elixir, he was overco with a light, floaty sensation, which was quickly followed by a wave of intense heat. He started tearing off his clothes, staring at Zhao Rong. "Brother Zhao Rong, are you sure that was a Bone Fracture Healing Pill you gave , and not so kind of aphrodisiac?"
"Of course!" Zhao Rong declared with absolute certainty. "I, Zhao Rong, am a ticulous and rigorous person. How could I possibly give you the wrong dicine?"
But before he could finish his sentence, he glanced at the alchemy manual and saw that the elixir he had just refined was not the Bone Fracture Healing Pill. It was the "Early-Stage Impotence Pill." Zhao Rong sucked in a sharp breath. He looked at the assistant and stamred, "Assistant… what… what are you feeling right now?"
The assistant, looking agitated and eager, stared at the three beauties before him and said feverishly, "Right now, I just want to be with these three beauti—"
He suddenly clapped a hand over his mouth, cutting himself off. Before Zhao Rong could react, the assistant snatched his phone, opened the photo gallery, and began frantically scrolling. "Brother Zhao Rong, the videos on my phone were all accidentally deleted! Do you have any on yours? Let watch one, quick! It's an ergency!"
Seeing the assistant's state, the three won were puzzled. Lili stepped forward, placed a hand on his forehead, and said comfortingly, "Assistant, don't worry. All dicine takes ti to work. Just be patient, and you'll feel better soon…"
Before Lili could finish, the assistant suddenly lashed out, his hand lunging for her chest. But before he could make contact, Lili shot up and turned to Yu Lan behind her. "Yu Lan, the assistant seems quite agitated. Why don't you try comforting him?"
So, Yu Lan stepped forward and placed a hand on the assistant's shoulder. "Everything takes ti," she soothed. "Don't be impatient. Haste makes waste…"
But before Yu Lan could finish speaking, the assistant reached out with both hands, lunging for her chest. Just as his hands were about to grab her, Yu Lan leaped to her feet and turned to Xuelian. "Xuelian, don't just stand there! You go comfort him too! If we all say a few encouraging words, I'm sure it will help him get through this."
Hearing this, Xuelian imdiately started walking toward the assistant.
When the assistant saw the stunningly curvaceous Xuelian approaching, he made a silent vow. The mont she squats down to comfort , I won't hesitate. I'll strike imdiately and grab her…!
With his eyes bloodshot, he watched Xuelian approach, his hands poised over his stomach, ready to spring into action.
anwhile, a completely unguarded Xuelian walked toward him. Looking at the pitiful assistant, she thought to herself, No matter what, I have to comfort you properly. I'm willing to talk until I'm blue in the face if that's what it takes…
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