When Zhao Rong saw the n charging toward him, he warned them, "I’m warning you, don’t force my hand."
Hearing Zhao Rong’s warning, the n burst into laughter. "You scrawny kid! Just wait for us middle-aged n to give you a proper beating!"
Seeing that they weren’t taking him seriously, Zhao Rong decided to show them a thing or two. The mont the n closed in, he leaped up with a flying kick, knocking out two of the first man’s front teeth. He followed up with a left hook that sent another man’s dentures flying. Then, with a spinning roundhouse kick, he took down the bald man in the middle, whose wig flopped to the side to reveal his shiny scalp. Finally, a powerful front kick sent the last man scrambling backward a full ten ters.
When the onlookers saw Zhao Rong incapacitate four middle-aged n in less than thirty seconds, they were left gaping in astonishnt.
At the sa ti, a dozen beautiful dancers who had been waiting for custors rushed toward Zhao Rong, swarming him with offers.
"Big Brother, your moves were so cool, just like Huang Feihong from the movies! Co dance with , I promise it’ll be free!"
A voluptuous beauty stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Rong’s hand. "I charge others ten yuan for a dance, Big Brother, but for you, it’s only five. What do you say?"
A fair-skinned woman hurried over, smiling. "Big Brother, I’ll dance with you all afternoon for free! Let’s get on the dance floor!"
Standing behind Zhao Rong, Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, and Xue Liani grew jealous as they watched the dancers pull at him. They grabbed his hand and rushed toward a lighted area at the back of the hall. Zhao Rong had no choice but to follow the three won backstage.
Miss Lili said, a hint of anger in her voice, "Big Brother Zhao Rong, you were going to dance with them without even using the gender detector to check them first? Aren’t you afraid you’ll end up with a man in disguise?"
Beauty Yu Lan added with even more disdain, "The won in this Phoenix Dance Hall are all very pretty and have great figures, but haven’t you noticed? Every single one of them has an Adam’s apple."
Xue Liani then revealed the shocking scene she had witnessed. "You have no idea, Big Brother Zhao Rong. When I went to the restroom just now, I saw those ’beauties’ go inside. They were all n in disguise."
Astonished, Zhao Rong asked, "Xue Liani, what do you an?"
"Big Brother Zhao Rong, it’s true," she explained. "Inside the restroom, while they all looked beautiful and had amazing bodies, not a single one of them squatted. They all stood up to relieve themselves. That’s why I’m sure they’re all n."
Hearing this, Zhao Rong imdiately took the gender detector out of his Magic Ring. Pointing it through the wall, he began scanning all the dancers in the Phoenix Dance Hall. He wished he hadn’t. The mont he did, the results gave him a terrible shock. To his disbelief, while the hall appeared to be full of beautiful won, the detector revealed that there wasn’t a single female dancer among them. They were all n.
Zhao Rong gasped, unable to believe it. "My God, this is absolutely bone-chilling! Does that an the ’beauty’ I was dancing with earlier was also a man? That’s disgusting!"
Xue Liani teased him, "It’s a good thing your gender detector checked them out, Brother Zhao Rong. Otherwise, you’d think you were dancing with a beauty when you were actually dancing with an ugly man."
"Brother Zhao Rong, I think you weren’t just dancing with a man," Miss Lili added gravely. "You might have been dancing with an Assassin."
Beauty Yu Lan was even more terrified. "Brother Zhao, don’t tell we’ve walked into another trap set by those villains, Hong Ju and Zhou Xiaoer! Are we in danger again?"
As suspicion dawned on them, Zhao Rong suddenly thought of his assistant. He looked out at the dark dance floor and said to the three won, "If all the ’beauties’ on that dance floor are n, Assassins, or other dangerous people, then our assistant is out there dancing with them. We have to get him out of there now. It’s too dangerous!"
The three won nodded in agreent. "Brother Zhao Rong is right. We need to get him imdiately, or he could lose his life on that dance floor."
With that, Zhao Rong led them toward the dance floor nearby. As they hurried along, the won couldn’t help but complain about the assistant’s lecherous nature.
Miss Lili cursed angrily, "That assistant is just too horny! If it weren’t for his lust, he wouldn’t have put himself in such danger!"
Beauty Yu Lan was equally furious. "Lecherous n never co to a good end! Sooner or later, that guy is going to die in a woman’s bed."
Sensing the assistant’s grave peril, Xue Liani said, "Let’s stop talking and go rescue him now! For all we know, he’s already been captured and taken hostage by those thugs!"
When Zhao Rong and the won reached the edge of the dance floor, they were shocked to find that the once pitch-black space was now brightly lit. And all the "beauties" from before were now dressed in suits and wearing sunglasses.
Staring at the scene before him, Zhao Rong exclaid, "What in the world? No way! Where did all those beautiful won go? How have they been replaced by a group of n in suits and sunglasses, looking like they walked straight out of ’The Matrix’?"
"You’re mistaken, Brother Zhao Rong," the three won told him. "Those n in sunglasses *are* the beautiful won from before."
Before they could finish, a bald man in a suit and tie stepped out from the group. He laughed arrogantly and said, "You fools, you walked right into our trap. Since you’re here, we’ll take care of the four of you on behalf of our boss and send you to the Western Heaven."
With a roar, the bald man bellowed, "Brothers, grab your weapons!"
Seeing the calm dance floor suddenly erupt with killing intent, Zhao Rong imdiately realized that he and his companions had been completely fooled by the middle-aged n from earlier.
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