Chapter 1164: Chapter 1164: You’re Not Here, So It Doesn’t Act Up
Her Majesty the Empress responded with, “Heh heh.”
Behind every “heh heh,” there were ten thousand handso horses that love to graze galloping past.
Just as she was about to shoot him a few dagger stares, she realized sothing was off.
The embrace of a certain man seed unusually warm…
Her heart skipped a beat, and she pinched his wrist with her fingers, gasping, “Are you really drugged?!”
Lu Hualiang nodded honestly, yes, I really am drugged.
“What’s wrong with you!” Her Majesty the Empress roared, “You even dared to eat what Yan Weiyang gave you!!!”
Lu Hualiang looked straight ahead, “I didn’t know she drugged it.”
Yeah, right.
Xia Weibao paused for a mont, “Wait a minute, if you’re drugged, why haven’t you reacted?”
“I did react, my dear wife, didn’t you notice?”
“No, what I an is why weren’t you affected earlier?”
Her two fingers hadn’t moved away yet, judging by the pulse, he’d been drugged for over an hour?
A real wonder, he even managed to drive himself ho and take a shower.
Monster!
Lu Hualiang reached out and wrapped his arms around her waist, caressing with a deeper aning.
“You weren’t here, so it didn’t act up.”
Xia Weibao, “…Heh heh.”
Suddenly she jumped off him, ready to run out, “I’ll go get you the antidote.”
But before one foot was out the door, a strong force pulled her back, and in a dizzying swirl, she was already laid out on the sofa.
Lu Hualiang lood over her, “No need, the best antidote is right here.”
Xia Weibao’s heart skipped a beat, and she waved her hands to fend him off, “Calm down, I haven’t showered yet.”
“I’ll help you wash up when we’re done.”
“Damn! In the middle of winter on the sofa, are you trying to freeze to death…”
“The heater’s on full blast…”
Xia Weibao, “…”
Hell!
Preditation, it was definitely preditated!
The gentle morning light tore open the curtain, and a hand littered with kiss marks reached out from the bed, snatching up the phone.
Xia Weibao, still bleary-eyed, turned off the alarm.
Then she opened her social dia monts, “Ah, life, always ending up eting such a beast.”
Her WeChat friends were all trusted acquaintances, so she wasn’t worried about her post spreading.
Just after she posted it, replies ca flooding in.
Leng Yan: Flaunt love, die fast!
Xu Jiayang: I sll the smoke of last night’s battle!
Qiao Li: Damn! You’re secretly in a relationship, who is it, who is it, are they worthy of our Goddess Bao?
Xia Shi: Mind your words, there’s a single dog here
Third Chicken: Honey, did you et a beast, is it a lion or a tiger, I want to eat lion hotpot…
Yang Liu: Don’t stop , I’m going to jump in the river…
Yang Li (replying to Yang Liu): I heard drowned people are all puffy and swollen, very unsightly
Yang Liu: (replying to Yang Li): Oh, then I’ll jump next ti
Lu Huashan: Soone, bring my forty ters long broadsword, I’ll kill the adulterer!
Zhuang Xuejun: Showing off in front of a group of lonely single dogs, aren’t you afraid they’ll gang up on you?
Han Luoqi (replying to Zhuang Xuejun): You can find one too
Yang Jian: Sahara Desert never has winter, co on, co on, let’s hurt each other…
Xia Weibao was speechless, were these people seriously so idle, or does everyone have a morning routine of browsing social dia?
She picked out a few replies, playfully engaging, when suddenly a hot hand stretched around her waist.
Lu Hualiang pressed up against her from behind, his chin resting on her shoulder, letting out a few lazy chuckles.
“You said life’s destined to et this kind of beast?”
Xia Weibao turned her head, glared at him, “Aren’t you a beast?”
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