Weibo crashed once again, and the backstage technicians are working overti to fix it.
All the tech guys are bitterly smiling.
It seems that ever since Xia Weibao made her coback, Weibo’s backend often collapses.
Breaking records for trending topics ti and again.
How many tis have they raced against ti to work overti and fix the backend?
Can’t rember.
However, never before have they worked overti with such willingness!
Oh wait, there was that ti when Xia Weibao defeated Boxing King Basong!
Thinking back to this ti last year, when the Huaxia delegation was at the bottom and returned ho disgraced, how frustrating!
Yet today, a year later, the Huaxia delegation has torn open the international stage with absolute advantage to showcase Huaxia’s traditional culture before the world!
All of this is because of Xia Weibao!
So, even if they work overti, they do it willingly!
They wouldn’t mind doing this kind of overti a few more tis hahaha.
After Weibo was restored, the topic #XiaWeibaoWinsDanceCompetition was already occupying the top trending spot!
Comnts below were piling up at a rapid pace.
Xia Weibao’s Weibo keeps crashing and getting restored, restored and crashing again, probably not far from explosion.
—Ahhhhh, Baby is aweso! Never regretted being your fan!
—This ti really got amazed by Xia Weibao, so satisfying, so exhilarating, so damn good!
—I didn’t really like her before, thought she was too high-profile, now decisively turning into a fan, so what if she’s high-profile, she has the strength to be!
—This ti Xia Weibao truly brought glory to the nation, if anyone dares defa her, I won’t stand for it!
—Agree with the above, love Bao for ten thousand years, love Bao forever without regrets!
—Adding to her victory over Boxing King Basong last ti, this is the second ti Xia Weibao has brought glory to the nation, who wouldn’t stan such a positive celebrity!
—Upstairs, did you forget my Baby catching drug dealers? My Baby has plenty of glorious deeds, co, let list them for you...
—Xia Weibao looked so beautiful in Hanfu, totally srized...
—Xia Weibao’s Sword Dance is breathtakingly beautiful, I want to learn classical dance...
—I want to learn Ancient martial arts, damn it, her sword moves are so cool, I’m a single older woman and I’ve bent...
—Mom, I’m sorry, I failed you, I’ve bent...
Reportedly, that day saw an unprecedented boom in registrations for classical dance classes nationwide, Ancient martial arts classes were even hotter, all Hanfu clothing sold out, and custom orders are backlogged for three years...
Another industry that hit a performance peak the sa day was the gender reassignnt hospitals.
Divorce rates rapidly increased...
The last ti the business of gender reassignnt hospitals surged and divorce rates went up, it was followed by so dostic parents jointly resisting Xia Weibao, claiming she bent their daughters and they wouldn’t get married.
This ti, it wasn’t the parents resisting, but the fathers writing in blood against Xia Weibao!
The reason was not only did their daughters bend, but even their wives, damn it, were asking for divorce!!!
A woman this cool, how can anyone else live!
Xia Weibao is probably the only female celebrity in the country with more female fans than male fans.
And it’s a seriously skewed ratio!
She does have male fans, and quite a few, but the number of female fans is astonishing!
Why? Because she only interacts with female fans, treating male fans like air!
Xia Weibao’s Weibo followers surpassed the one hundred million mark today!
Imagine the uproar it caused, everyone exploded!
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