She sighed adorably, "But I still have to pass the exams! I’ll be in very big trouble otherwise…"
"Remember what I told you about how I passed my math exams?"
Silence descended on us as Felicity was deep in thought before she yelped once recognition struck her brain, "You said you cheated!"
"Indeed. If you want, I’ll share some tips and tricks on getting away with cheating on your uping math exam."
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"But… That would make me into a bad girl!"
"Very much so. However, in the world of grown-ups, being genuine will not only not get you far, but even serve as a detriment. Those who don’t mind playing dirty will always have an easier life than those who refuse to stray from the path of kindness, sincerity, and selflessness."
I remained silent for a few seconds to let her savor my words before adding, "There’s only one question I have for you before we proceed…"
Audible gulping was the result of my words from the princess whose mind was frantically debating over my words. I leaned closer to the munication artifact and in a low tone, whispered…
"Felicity, are you ready to break bad?"
"!!!" A strong gasp sounded from my artifact. It lasted for nearly a full minute. But then…
"I-I think I wouldn’t mind at least hearing about your ’tips and tricks"
Iris’ disbelieving shout sounded in our minds. She then grumbled,
As the instinctual creature this precious woman was, she immediately listened to her wishes; Iris laid down on her bed, closed her eyes, and was already in dreamland.
What about her previous caution toward the beastkin occupying this base with us…? I guess I should take it as her trusting us enough to do so.
Seraphiel snickered at the sight like a true villainess, she was having a great time. Ayame and Aurora soon joined her, creating a symphony of merry feminine giggling in my mind.
"Tell me, will this decrepit fool be your sole examiner?"
"Lord Black! Lord Pythagoras is a highly renowned and respected-"
I wasn’t interested, so I cut her off. "Didn’t you just call him names yourself? I remember someone saying his breath stinks like a rotten corpse…"
"… I vented my frustrations in a truly unbeing manner, please forget-"
"Felicity." She was cut off again. "I already told you. There’s no need for this good girl act when you’re talking with me, I don’t care for your pretenses. Let’s admit reality without sugarcoating it; he’s nothing but a geezer on his last legs. He might’ve been a bright mind who understood mathematics better than anyone else, but those glorious years are behind him. This living corpse will croak within a few years at best, won’t he?"
Silence once again descended on her end of the call. This conversation was one she surely never conducted before. After a couple dozen seconds where I waited patiently, her girly voice sounded once again, lower than ever. "You’re right… Frankly, I’m shocked he didn’t keel over already."
Hearing her admission, the snickering in my mind reached new heights, Seraphiel sounded like she was having the time of her life.
"So will he be your sole examiner?"
"I think so. In previous exams, only Miss Agatha was present."
"That makes everything so simple then. Write cheat sheets, codes, or whatever you think will help you get a passing grade. Wear a dark-colored skirt for the exam that can’t be seen through even in the slightest and strap your cheat items to your thighs. Remove them once the geezer snoozes off. Hell, you can even sneak your munication artifact in with you like that and I’ll call you with a lady of mine on the line who can solve your math problems easily. However, if he’s a light sleeper-"
It was my time to be cut off. "Lord Black, he won’t wake up… Like, not at all. Whenever he falls asleep, I think to myself, ’Surely, this is the final time, he will not part his eyelids ever again Goddess, I’m such a bad girl!!" Ɽ𝒶NŐ𝔟Êş
"Haha! You’re not. Remember what I told you?"
"Yes! You said those who don’t play dirty will be taken advantage of!"
Well, that was a wild summarization of my words, but it was acceptable.
"Good."
"Hehe!" Her jovial laughter told me she was very happy about being praised by me.
"It’s about time I say goodbye, Felicity. This cow is about to choke on her meal, I’ll have to do something about her."
"Oh…" Her mood instantly soured to a brooding one.
"I’ll call you once time allows me to."
"You must!! Kids my age are so boring! They’re not cool pared to you at all. Especially the boys. Ugh! So cringe…" She then took on a deeper, boyish tone and began mocking them, "Your Highness the Third Princess, making your acquaintance has been a long-standing dream of mine! Would you allow this lowly one to… Blergh!"
It was my turn to snicker at the antics of this girl. It seemed she was feeling safe enough to show me her true colors at long last. Felicity was known far and wide for being a truly precious little lady upon whom King Alexios Valorian doted like he wasn’t an age-old legendary figure whose feats of bat were so absurd even bards had to downplay them. Due to that, she was put on a pedestal at all times, or so I assumed.
Furthermore, her isolation was only strengthened by the fact that her siblings were at least a century older than her. I didn’t know what was going on in the bedroom of Queen Morgana and King Alexios, but they weren’t very active, and that was a fact. Felicity had two brothers and two sisters, all of whom were about a century apart from each other in age.
It seemed as if the royal pair thought of mating as a duty to fulfill every hundred or so years.
"I understand, my fair princess. I shall call you soon, I might have Miss Elf by my side then, you can chat with her about the forest crown you made together back at the auction. Hmm, maybe I’ll introduce some of my ladies to you. They’re also cool, as you put it."
"Yay! I’ll hold you to your promise!"
"I made no promise to you whatsoever."
Her cute grumbling weled my statement, "Black!!"
I chuckled, "Wele to the world of adults, Felicity…"
"Grr!!"
And just like that, my second call with the royal princess of the Vraven Kingdom has ended.
"You’re on a first-name basis with a princess… Even I didn’t call the royals by their given names." Ayame mused out loud, though I could tell she was proud of me.
Instead of replying, I grabbed onto Lucille’s head with both of my hands and pulled her into my crotch so much so that her lips were kissing the base of my shaft. I released my [Blessed Seed] deep into her belly before laying back in the arms of Blossom and Aurora, placing my head on their plump thighs. Nutting that much left me feeling lightheaded.
I stayed as such for a good ten minutes, letting the duo pamper me to their heart’s content while listening to Seraphiel’s serene elven lullaby, the sound ing from Ayame’s masterful katana polishing, and Lucille’s throat sounds who, surprise, surprise, elected to go for sloppy seconds.
No matter how much I wished to stay in their pany, I couldn’t let my hedonistic, pleasure-seeking side smother my hunger for power. The path I had chosen demanded I give nothing less than my all.
To that end, we said our goodbyes after the maids were done washing their armor. Five pairs of teary, worried eyes watched me as I initiated the Primordial Rank-up Mission.
It was time to roll.
[Primordial Rank-Up Mission Initiating...]
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