An article titled "Great Hero, Serving the Country and the People," gave Lu Xiaobu a new nickna.
But at the sa ti, it inspired many others!
They all seem to have gotten used to the miracles brought by Lu Xiaobu, but they forget that, no matter how accustod they are, these are still miracles!
Miracles that astonish the world, and even make the world follow!
This crazy, prodigal, seemingly a bit stupid man is gradually changing sothing!
"Prodigal Hero? I like it!" A netizen left a comnt below the article.
Soon after, comnts started pouring in!
"Yeah! Very good! I rember Lu Xiaobu likes ancient cultures, he must love it too!"
"Hahaha! From today on, Lu Xiaobu will be called Prodigal Hero!"
"Prodigal Hero rocks! Prodigal Hero rocks!"
"Why does it still feel a bit of a tongue-twister? But, oh well, just practice saying it a few more tis!"
"..."
The article started to be shared around.
Sun Wanqi: "Share·Prodigal Hero, great na! I like it!"
Chen Wen and Fang Li couple: "Share·Great Hero, Serving the Country and the People!"
Chen Feiyang: "Share·Nicely written! I like it!"
Zheng Tianlai: "Share·Prodigal Hero rocks!"
Wen Family Hall: "Share·Haha, I was the man who faced off against him back then! Convinced or not?"
Xia Jie: "Share·This is true, whether you hate or target it, these things must be acknowledged!"
Zhan Longyan: "Share·I’m convinced!"
All mbers of the eSports club: "Share·Prodigal Hero!"
Every eSports player: "Share·This is our boss! Haha! Thanks, boss, for turning us from social scoundrels into professional athletes!"
Literature circles: "Share·But, this article is really not well-written!"
Film industry: "Share·At least we are supporters this ti!"
"..."
More and more people started sharing the article, more and more started liking it.
Even towards the end.
Xinhua News Agency: "Share·Make so edits, publish it in tomorrow’s newspaper."
Later, even CCTV recognized the title and prepared to feature it in the news.
At this mont, the title of Prodigal Hero spread across the entire Heavenly Dynasty!
Countless people were praising it!
However!
So were against it!
"What kind of crap Prodigal Hero is this? The na sounds terrible!!"
Yes, Lu Xiaobu himself launched a protest!
"Seriously, the guy who ca up with this na, co out here! See if I don’t beat you up!"
"You couldn’t co up with a nicer na?! Like, Xiaobu Daddy!"
Lu Xiaobu was causing quite a ruckus over there!
He genuinely thought it sounded bad!
But his commotion at this mont was completely ignored.
Everyone acted as if they hadn’t seen it.
You’re being ridiculous!
Xiaobu Daddy?! Is this even a title?!
Lu Xiaobu’s fans went wild, leaving ssages for him!
"Hahaha! Young Master Bu... no, Prodigal Hero, just accept it! Hahaha!"
"You can scream till you’re hoarse, no one’s going to pay attention!"
"You’re certainly taking on this title!"
"Hahaha, Prodigal Hero?! Hahaha!"
"This ti, it’s not up to you to decide, didn’t you see? Xinhua News Agency and CCTV have both recognized it! You can’t escape it!"
"But Young Master Bu, you’re really over the top, what’s with Xiaobu Daddy?! That’s too much!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu was furious as he read these comnts!
What’s wrong?! Xiaobu Daddy not okay?!
Jack Ma on Earth has the title Jack Ma Daddy too!
Is he much worse than Jack Ma?! Not really, right!
Then is it really too much for him to be a daddy?!
Seriously!
Fine, I’ve decided, just you wait, tomorrow I’ll launch a credit service, see if you call daddy then!
Can’t deal with you all anymore!
Liang Lan and the others watched Lu Xiaobu sulking and secretly giggled.
A nickna that the entire nation praises, yet here Young Master dislikes it?!
Young Master, if you suggested sothing else, maybe it could change, but then you co up with Xiaobu Daddy, how could that possibly pass?!
Tomorrow when it’s in the newspapers, on TV, are you going to make the host say seriously: "We’ve decided to give Lu Xiaobu a new title — Xiaobu Daddy?!"
At that ti, it would definitely cause chaos.
Enough about that, let’s talk business.
"Young Master, our plan might need adjustnt, we can’t keep showing the sa cinema constantly."
Liang Lan chuckled bitterly: "Too many people are vomiting, the cinema slls everywhere, it’s manageable for now, but soon audiences won’t even have to watch, the sll alone will make them vomit!"
The gap between showtis is too short, even using exhaust fans or perfus to cover it can’t fully eliminate the odor.
What’s more, the mix of perfu and that sll seems even more unpleasant.
"Just arrange it accordingly, have other cinemas cleared out." Lu Xiaobu waved dismissively.
This was his oversight in planning, nothing can be done.
He didn’t expect so many people to vomit, clearly when he watched it, he felt fine!
"I did make contact, the cinemas expressed no problem, but Hollywood disagrees." Liang Lan smirked helplessly.
"What the heck does it matter to them?" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"Their movies are currently screening, schedules are set. Asking them to withdraw now, they disagree."
Liang Lan helplessly explained: "I’ve tried to negotiate, but the other side isn’t budging."
"Hey! I’m temperantal, co, give the phone." Lu Xiaobu grabbed the phone and dialed.
The person answering was a foreigner, who, with anger, said a string of words as soon as he picked up the phone.
"Don’t speak bird language, speak Chinese! If you can’t, switch soone else!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes directly.
The foreigner on the other end was stunned.
Co on! Weren’t you the ones who called us, trying to negotiate?!
Such a tough tone?! Exactly who’s requesting whom?!
But upon reflection, he suddenly understood, so he asked: "Are you, Lu Xiaobu?!"
He knew the person who previously called was Liang Lan from the Lu Group, but he didn’t expect this issue would concern Lu Xiaobu.
"Ah, that’s , as long as you speak the language." Lu Xiaobu picked his nose and said: "You should know what I want to say, right."
"Mr. Lu, it’s not that we’re uncooperative, it’s just that this matter is difficult! We’ve already conceded a hundred cinemas’ schedules, you now have another hundred, if not more, so it’s really hard for us!" The foreigner said apprehensively.
"Then you can go to the places we’ve already used, can’t you?" Lu Xiaobu responded indifferently.
The foreigner turned pale, did you think I didn’t know what those cinemas look like after use?!
With that sll, and still watching movies?!
"Just one thing, yes or no?" Lu Xiaobu began to threaten directly.
"No!" The foreigner said through gritted teeth.
"Then I’ll make sure you lose everything!" Lu Xiaobu sneered.
I’m now the Prodigal Hero! You want to fight ?! Today, I’ll redistribute the wealth!
Alright, after saying the title a few more tis, it’s actually okay!
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